Phil Anselmo Slams VH1's "Behind The Music" Special On Pantera
Former PANTERA/current DOWN frontman Philip Anselmo has slammed VH1's "Behind the Music" special on PANTERA as "awful," claiming that "they glossed over everything that PANTERA did to and for metal."
The "Behind the Music" PANTERA episode, which had its premiere in May 2006, included interviews with the surviving members of PANTERA — Vinnie Paul Abbott (drums), Philip Anselmo and Rex Brown (bass) — along with appearances by Guy Sykes (tour manager), Walter O'Brien (manager), Terry Date (producer), about five members of PANTERA's/DAMAGEPLAN's crew, and Rita Haney ("Dimebag" Darrell Abbott's girlfriend).
In the November 2007 issue of Revolver magazine, Anselmo is asked about the song "Mourn" on the new DOWN album, which was reportedly written about late PANTERA/DAMAGEPLAN guitarist "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott (who was killed by a deranged fan in December 2004). "That's a very hard, hard song for me to really… honestly, the song speaks for itself," Anselmo replied. "It's about feeling isolated from my family in Texas, feelings about the obvious… deep, deep, deep feelings every day. You know, I've been very quiet ever since the incident, but it's all good. Everyone else has aired their laundry, like on VH1. I'm sorry, I thought what VH1 did was awful. They glossed over everything PANTERA did to and for metal, and not once… I'm not realy sure how it was put, but there was a segue or something that described [Darrell's] killer [Nathan Gale] as 'what many feel was a disgruntled fan angry that PANTERA had broken up.' But not once did they go into the psychology of the killing, and how he was dishonorably discharged [from the Marines], that his mother bought him the gun for Christmas because he was depressed, how he had been kicked out of the same club a weekend before for acting strange. He was going to shoot whoever, and it happened to be one of my best friends, one of my brothers, and one of the most beautiful people…
"I decided a while ago that, yes, absolutely there is a proper time to mourn, and that he deserves a celebration of his life, and that's the path that I've chosen. Every action I do, I think of him. Every pushup I do, I think of him. Every time I hit a line, or I'm working in the studio, I can hear him saying, 'You can do better.' So that's what gets me through the hard times, the trying times, is his positivity. And that's what I wanted to do with ['Down III']: to celebrate life."
Source: Blabbermouth
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361 Comments on "Phil Anselmo Slams VH1's 'Behind The Music'"
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6. writes:
I don't doubt the sincerity of Phil Anselmo. I have the new Down album and it is very emotional and a good way to remember Dimebag Darrell. I agree with the other posters - that guy on top is an idiot. Phil has been a jerk in the past, but, I think he really does care about what happened to his friend and bandmate.
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8. writes:
I think Phil couldn't have said it better. I personally know what it's like to lose a friend, and family as well, and it has always been my philosophy to honor them by just living life the best I can.
I know Phil is telling the truth in everything he says there, and I've never had reason to doubt him before.
This was also a good reminder for me to get the new Down album.
9. writes:
I do kinda remember that VH1 "Behind the Music" episode. Towards the end they did make Phil look bad for not going to Dime's funeral. But, he'd been under a lot of medication for his back (plus Vinnie would have killed him for what he said about Dime in that Metal Hammer mag interview).
I will be seeing DOWN in about a week!
10. writes:
machinekal70 the only idiot is you boy if phil did care like you say he did. pantera would sill be here today. dime and vinnie paul waiting on him to call he never did it was all about him and not the band if you see the show on vh1 you would stop and think about it befor you make up your minds up ok phil did not care about dime are vinnie its ture phil was sh**ing on dime in a magazine if phil did not broke up pantera dime bag would sill be a live today kicking a$$ so dont think i dont know want a saying i saw the show any else is full of sh**
13. writes:
Actually if you have seen the Dime tribute DVD that came out (Can't recall the name) it explains how Phil wanted to come to the funeral because he felt bad for leaving such bad ties between him and Vinnie/Dime but Dime's family knew he hadn't forgiven Phil yet so they told him if he showed up that Dime's girl was gonna kill him cause she was upset that he even called to say he was sorry and to ask to come to the funeral. All that sh** about them hating eachother was just said out of anger, like in that interview where Phil said he wanted to kick Dime in the face and wanted him dead or something like that. Just another story of someone losing their best friends over a heroin addiction in short...
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14. writes:
dear russ,
that was the worst written thing I've ever read in my entire life. it was so hard to try to figure out what u said. just needed to say that. also Phil is right, that vh1 thing was bull sh**. and he brought up points that ive never even heard (where he got the gun/gettin kicked out of the club). off topic for a bit, but down is better than hell yeah. there i said it.
16. writes:
dear metal2death the show was not bull sh** boy . it make me sick that every body is takeing up for this d*** f*** phil anselmo . if you see the show phil was f***ed up on something.its too bad that everybody is makeing it look like hes the good guy in this he did NOT care about dime are vinnie if he did why in the hell he broken up one of the most kick a$$ bands ever i love pantera iam a big fan i have all of there cds and the hits with the dvd . phil is juist mad becase he never told dime he was sorry intill its to late . i wish dime was sill here well we have the music to fall back on .
17. writes:
Really i think if phil didnt join 100 side projects and main projects like down and superjoint ritual and focused more on getting off the drugs and trying to get pantera back on track the vh1 ep would have made him seem better and sure he was the front man of pantera but he had way to much other sh** going on, He wore a down shirt on "this love" music video for f*** sake, at that point you basically knew were his heart was, phil is just trying to get every dime fan to forgive him "they wont" so that theyll like his new sh**ty "not pantera" music
18. writes:
shut the f*** u dumb b****^^^, u idiots arent personal friends of Pantera so u people really have no f***ing idea(including me) what happened between Phil and Dime and Vinnie. Obviously trying to sober up is an amazingly hard thing to do and thats something i do know about, and especially sobering up when a close one dies it makes it even harder. And the music that Rex and Phil have made in Down is pretty amazing music, and if u think other wise u dont know sh** about anything.
Now Playing- f*** ASHVSASH c*** SMOKER AND THAT c** GUZZLER RUSS.
23. writes:
The dude above me sounds like a little kid throwing a tantrum as he is running to his room and slamming the door. The funny thing is everybody feels so strongly about their view when nobody really knows the real story. Now who's turn is it to spew out random cuss words and try to sound big while staring at their computer monitor.
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27. writes:
I'm with pacifront83, we weren't there. Relationships get complicated. Add drugs and booze and pain and you get a mess. People make mistakes, and wrong choices sometimes. It was a shame when Pantera broke up. It's a tragedy what happened to Dime. People are in pain due to what happened. I hope healing can happen and maybe someday Phil and Vinnie can make amends. The music lives on.
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33. writes:
dude, what the f*** is going on here?! i will never forget receiving the phone call that night about dime. we all lost a brother and a hero that night. we can't forget that phil was a huge part of all the music too, and even though he said some sh**ty things, he deserves a chance to redeem himself. we've all said or done sh** we regret, and phil is sincere i can tell. i don't know if he had therapy or what, but it seems to have changed him. AND i think he has a point too...crazy is f***ing crazy, and the dude's mental condition had much more to do with pulling that trigger than phil's words in an article. so just f***ing chill...people change. phil looks like a different person these days, and that's a good thing. it's a shame that it seems to have taken such a huge loss to make it happen, but thats the way life happens sometimes.
34. writes:
nah man, i sure as f*** didnt lose a brother. im sorry, but im f***ing sick and tired of people going on and on about pantera. i personally dislike pantera, a lot. dimebag could make some good solos, but his riffs were boring as sh**. i honestly wish that he didnt die, just so i didnt have to deal with some many people on his d***. and phil anselmo is a sh**ty singer, and probably the main reason why i dont like pantera, and never will. i know that all you dudes are huge fans and whatever, but cmon, give it a break. theres no need to go batsh** on someone because they dont think dime was the greatest guitarist of all time. i mean if you think walk is the greatest song ever, youre just out of your f***ing mind.
38. writes:
At the same time and after the disbandment on his part with pantera, phil was in down1993-02,christinverstion1994-95,superjointritual1997,vikingcrown1999-2000-02-03, And dimebag him self in a news interview said the later albums of pantera had to be rushed to fit phils schedule, so i bet now thinking back phil is truly sorry he split up his badass band with dimebag on guitar for a bunch of half a$$ bands with guitarist names who know on knows with out looking them up, so yes years later when most every dime/pantera fan still hateing him i bet he is trying extra hard to win people back, and im not bashing phil fans im just giving my insight like the rest of you, if you want to say sh** about me thats fine it just means you found something of truth in what i have written and it angered you because your facts are nothing more than 'you suck" and "your not a metal head" some of you people on here have got to be some of the saddest f***ers i've ever posted with.
42. writes:
HEY MM I'M BACK A**HOLE, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SH*TBAG, OH I KNOW WHAT YOUR GOIN TO SAY HEI SNAKE MAN, WELL SAME SH*T YOU NEVER CHANGE YOUR WORDS YOU SUCK, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT GO F*CK YOURSELF, ANYWAY, PHIL, MAY BE A CR*PPY SINGER, BUT IT WHEN WELL WITH THE MUSIC TO PANTERA, WHICH IN MY OPINION IS A GREAT BAND, OPPOSITE TO YOU, WHO DISSES GREAT MUSIC LIKE PANTERA, IF YOU WANT TO RUN YOUR MOUTH, DO IT ON ANOTHER SITE, BECAUSE, THIS IS NOT AN ANTI-DIMEBAG SITE, BOY, DEATHBRINGER, WILL YOU STRIKE THIS MAN DOWN, SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH IF YOU HAVE NOTHING GOOD TO SAY, WHICH I KNOW YOU GOING TO BE A PUNK AND RUN YOUR MOUTH ANYWAY, LISTEN LITTLE BOY, I'LL TELL YA LIKE THEY SAID IN FIRST GRADE, ZIP YOUR LIPS, ANYWAY KEEP IT OPEN, CAUSE I GOT A PRESENT FOR YA
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SUCK ON THIS, fa**ot
44. writes:
MACHINE MAN, DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME, I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE, SHUT UP, I SPEAK THROUGH SNAKE, ARE YOU A VIRGIN, I BET YOU ARE, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE, DO AS SNAKE SAYS, AND I WILL AFFIRM NOTHING WILL HAPPEN, DRINK SOME JOHHNIE WALKER, AND OR CROWN ROYAL, AND GET SOME P*SSY AND STOP BEING A fa**ot, SO WHAT PATH DO YOU CHOOSE COOPERATE, OR BE DESTROYED, THE CHOICE IS YOURS, CHOOSE WISELY, FOR YOU COULD BE IN BIG TROUBLE, HA HA HA HA HA HA
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48. writes:
Why do I honestly think he's p***ed because they made him look like the a$$hole he is?
I saw that special. They wouldn't have done it without Vinnie or Rita's approval really. I do think VH-1 could've done better, but Phil is gonna complain about how they didn't look at the killer enough, and then talks about how he likes to think of the life of Dime rather than his death? Anyone see that, or am I just talking out my ass??? First off, if he wanted to look at the killer, then try making/supporting a separate show that looks at the killer! Pantera's/Dime's documentary (it kinda was based mainly around Dime, which is understandable) was about his life, and part of his death, but I tell you, f*** Phil for his contradictory input. If anyone remembers watching it, they didn't even invite him to the funeral, and I think Vinnie and Rita would have more than enough reasoning behind that decision than just small problems between both sides. I mean they come off as real people...
And why the hell is Machine Man still posting here?! I'm not just acting out as an internet tough guy or anything, but I seriously would kick your a$$ if I ever saw you
49. writes:
TELL ME ABOUT IT SBM, THE GUY'S AN A**HOLE, HE'S PROBABLY, USING HIS OUIJA BOARD TO TALK TO THAT A** MUNCH NATHAN GALE, HE'S PROBABLY JERKING OFF ABOUT HIS MOM, AND SATAN, EWW, PLUS THOSE CALLING ME AN IDIOT, NOTHING AGAINST YA'LL BUT I'M NOT AN IDIOT, I'M TRYING TO GET THIS DUMBF*CK MM OFF THE SITE, AND YES I'M A BIG FAN OF SAW, OH THE GORE I LOVE IT, BUT IT AIN'T REALLY THE BEST BUT, GOD PRAISE THE GORE, ANYWAY IF WE CAN GET HOLD OF DEATHBRINGER, WE CAN BOOT THIS MF MM, OFF THE SITE, I CAN ASSURE THAT MM HAS A RESERVED PLACE IN HELL, ALL READY FOR HIM, SO ANYWAY, MM YOU CAN SUCK US ALL OFF
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GOD D*MN THAT'S ALOT OF d***
P.S. YOUR GAY
55. writes:
f*** off 1inchsnake, stop bragging about some lame as movie like saw, the f***ing endings are the same! the Evil guy wins everyf***ing time, and SexbloodMetal, who gives a f*** about your stupid f***ing opinion, were you a band member in Pantera, NO, so shut the f*** up because you have no real insight to what the f*** really broke up that band other then the crap that stupid metal media prints.And the documentary was called Pantera behind the music not, Dimebag Darrell behing the music u f***ing idiot. And how the f*** is Phil not a "real" person, once again your stupidity speaks volumes.
P.S To snake, and Jigqueer f***ing your extended family doesnt mean u have lost your virginity, and rape doesnt count either u f***ing b****es. It makes U f***in TRASH! TRAILOR TRASH!ahahahahahah
57. writes:
LONGER THAN THAT A**HOLE, PLUS WAS I A MEMBER OF PANTERA, NO, BUT I'M STARTING MY OWN BAND ODIUM, IN LATIN IT MEANS HATRED, AND DON'T YOU SAY I HAVE NO INSIGHT WHY THE BAND BROKE UP, CAUSE I KNOW WHAT LED TO THE BANDS DEMISE, PHIL, WAS A HERION ADDICT SH*TFACE, PLUS THAT JIGSAW IS MY ALTAR EGO YOU NUTSACK, ANYWAY I THINK IT'S TIME TO BRING OUT MY SHOW, ONCE AGAIN HERE ON METALUNDERGROUND.COM TRASH TALKIN' A**HOLES WITH SNAKE, BODOM OF MY NUTS WELCOME TO THE SHOW
P.S. I F*CKED YOUR MOM, B*TCH SO SUCK ON THIS
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WHITE TRASH, fa**ot
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60. writes:
F*CK YOU FEARTHEDJE, I USE ALL CAPS SINCE THAT'S MY ID, PLUS I DON'T NEED PERIODS, I GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL ALMOST 4 YEARS AGO, HAVE YOU LITTLE BOY HELL NAW, AND YEAH I'M A THOUGH GUY 5'9 270LBS NOW SHUT UP, ANYWAY, WELCOME TO THE SHOW PUNK, YOU DON'T KNOW ME
P.S. AFTER I F*CK YOUR MOM, I'M COMING TO BEAT YOUR A**
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63. writes:
Going for the old alienation by insult flooding aye? btw are you on a wireless laptop or behind a router or something? Been learning about networking lately and IP addresses. Hmm that Odium band actually sounds pretty good, Emperor-esque.
Now Playing: Hellwitch - "Epitome Of Disgrace"
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70. writes:
BEING PLAYING GUITAR FOR ALMOST FIVE YEARS, I SELF TRAINED MYSELF, AND TOOK GUITAR LESSONS, I'M PRETTY GOOD, AND I WRITE MY OWN LYRICS AND MATERIAL, SONGS LIKE NECROPHEDOPHILE (NOT CANNIBAL CORPSE COVER), BORN TO KILL, BEHEADED WITH A BIBLE, LORD OF DESTRUCTION, BURN THE CHURCH, FALLEN ANGEL, ETC
MY STYLE IS ALL OLD SCHOOL, A COUPLE OF NEW ONES, BUT THEY NEED TO SOUND OLD SCHOOL, MY INFLUENCES ARE BANDS LIKE, SLAYER, JUDAS PRIEST, BLACK SABBATH, CANDLEMASS, MORBID ANGEL, DEATH, DEICIDE, NAPALM DEATH, OLD METALLICA, CARCASS, BENEDICTION, NILE, CYRPTOPSY, AT THE GATES, MASSACRE, MONSTROSITY, OBITUARY, ETC
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71. writes:
Lol, you can cram those influences into one band? What does it sound mostly like? I've sort of changed over the years, my stuff used to be Death/(early) At The Gates stuff, now is more tech/prog stuff like Cynic or Watchtower. Think I've been playing for bout 7 years now, though haven't had time recently. Bands are alot of work, not so bad if you're just working though.
72. writes:
THERE'S MORE INFLUENCES, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT MY BAND SOUNDS LIKE IT SOUNDS LIKE OLD SCHOOL, MORE SOUND LIKE A DEATH/SLAYER/MORBID ANGEL/OBITUARY/DEICIDE HYBRID LEANING TOWARDS MORE THRASH/DEATH METAL, WITH A TOUCH OF CLASSIC, WITH MY OWN STYLE, PLUS INSTEAD OF HAVING A SCREAMER, I'M GOING TO FIND SOMEONE TO SING LIKE ROB HALFORD, OR I MAY USE 2 VOCALIST, ONE TO SCREAM, ONE TO SING, I CHOOSE ONLY THE BEST EQUIPMENT, KEY TO MY SOUND, I DO MOST OF THE WORK AND STAY OUT IN PORTSMOUTH, VA, BASICALLY MY SOUND SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING LIKE OUT FROM THE PITS OF HELL
73. writes:
5 '9 two seventy, god dam u are not a tough guy but ur a f***ing fat f***, you probally havent seen your d*** since high school. 1800 Jenny craig, dial that number, u should be running instead of playing guitar, u fat cow.
Now Playing: Snake is a DUMB f*** for picking a band name that has allready been used 600times, u dumb f***- snake is a RETARD!ahaahhahahahaah
75. writes:
BMN: 5 '9 two seventy, god dam u are not a tough guy but ur a f***ing fat f***,
SNAKE: MAYBE FAT, BUT I'M TOUGH LIKE A SUMO WRESTLER, BET YOU CAN TAKE ME
BMN: you probally havent seen your d*** since high school.
SNAKE: OH I HAVE, BUT I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE ONE, YOU fa**ot, c***SUCKERING QUEERA** SON OF A B*TCHING MOTHER F*CKER
BMN: 1800 Jenny craig, dial that number, u should be running instead of playing guitar, u fat cow.
SNAKE: 50 PUSHUPS A DAY OR MORE, HEY YOU SHOULD BE SUCKING YOUR DADDY'S D*CK YOU QUEER, AND I DON'T GIVE UP WHAT I LOVE, PLAYING GUITAR
BMN: Now Playing: Snake is a DUMB f*** for picking a band name that has allready been used 600times, u dumb f***- snake is a RETARD!ahaahhahahahaah
NOW PLAYING: BMN IS A QUEER WHO HAVE ALREADY SUCKED HIS DADDY'S NUTSUCK, AND BTW LICK HIS A** AND YOUR MOMMA'S NIPPLE YOU QUEER
79. writes:
ACTUALLY I WAS LYING ABOUT ALL THAT, MY BAND IS ACTUALLY CALLED ANAL FEST, AND I WEAR A STRAP -ON WHEN I'M ON STAGE AND BRING ON DIFFERENT ANIMALS FROM MY GAY BARN AND f*** THE sh** OUT OF THEM, MY BAND DOES ALL THE GAY AND BEASTIALITY BARS. WHEN I'M NOT ON GAYING OUT ON STAGE I'M IN EITHER IN HARLEM OR COMPTON FINDING ALL THE BIG BLACK GUYS I CAN, ROUNDING THEM UP AND THEN I BRING THEM BACK TO MY HOUSE. THEN I PRETEND I'M IN JAIL AND I JUST DROPPED THE SOAP IN THE SHOWER. WHAT A GOOD TIME.
THIS IS WHAT GOES UP MY a$$ AND THROAT
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PEACE AND JIZZ YALL
81. writes:
FAKE SNAKE: ACTUALLY I WAS LYING ABOUT ALL THAT, MY BAND IS ACTUALLY CALLED ANAL FEST
SNAKE: ODIUM ASSWIPE
FAKE SNAKE: AND I WEAR A STRAP -ON WHEN I'M ON STAGE AND BRING ON DIFFERENT ANIMALS FROM MY GAY BARN AND f*** THE sh** OUT OF THEM
SNAKE: YOUR MOMMA
, FAKE SNAKE: MY BAND DOES ALL THE GAY AND BEASTIALITY BARS. WHEN I'M NOT ON GAYING OUT ON STAGE I'M IN EITHER IN HARLEM OR COMPTON FINDING ALL THE BIG BLACK GUYS I CAN, ROUNDING THEM UP AND THEN I BRING THEM BACK TO MY HOUSE. THEN I PRETEND I'M IN JAIL AND I JUST DROPPED THE SOAP IN THE SHOWER. WHAT A GOOD TIME.
WRONG, I F*CK BLACK WOMEN
FAKE SNAKE: THIS IS WHAT GOES UP MY a$$ AND THROAT
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PEACE AND JIZZ YALL
SNAKE: THAT'S WHAT GOES UP YOURS fa**ot
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88. writes:
kallah (post #86), neither can I
SNAKE, I think there are more mature ways to handle Machine Man than you have so far, no offense, because I do appreciate the lulzy insults that have come from your posts.
ZT, I missed MU so damn much! I've been so f***ing busy! First I almost got this b**** pregnant (and she was CRAZY!!! She said she talked to Satan and sh**). Then Senior year, then my suspension because some b**** snitched me and my friends out for drinking...I'm still suspended, waiting for the school board's decision...
I don't feel like elaborating here, I'd just waste space on here. Everyone find me on myspace: http://www.myspace.com/the_desolate_one
http://www.last.fm/user/HateCold
AIM/Yahoo: SexBloodandMetal
MSN: sexbloodandmetal@hotmail.com
Other than that, look for me on 4chan, bbwchan (don't ask), or anonIB.
89. writes:
I ROCK c***S, MY MOUTH IS A JIZZ RECEPTICAL
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EVERYTIME I FART c** COMES OUT OF MY ASS
AND EVERYTIME I SNEEZE A BIT COMES OUT MY NOSE
AND I WANT xxxbodomofmynutsxxx BALLS IN MY MOUTH TONIGHT!
SO WHERES THAT GUY LIVE
CUZ I'M PRETTY HORNEY RIGHT NOW
COULD USE A GOOD THROAT f***ING RIGHT NOW FROM BMN
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE BMN
90. writes:
FRAUD:I ROCK c***S, MY MOUTH IS A JIZZ RECEPTICAL
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SNAKE: YOUR DADDY IS BMN YOU C*CKSUCKING F*CKTARD, AND YOUR MOM IS A SLUT WHO F*CKED HER LANDLORD TO PAY THE RENT, CAUSE SHE WAS TOO POOR, AND TOO BUSY GETTING KNOCKED UP, BY A BUNCH OF SEX CRAZED PREVERTS WITH AIDS, YOUR GRANDMA, IS TOO BUSY OUT SUCKING YOUR DADDY'S D*CK FOR CASH, PLUS YOU MOM AND DAD IS MOST LIKELY COUSINS, F*CKING LOW-LIFE, HOMELESS BUMMING, CUM-CHUGGING, SON OF A B*TCH
FRAUD: EVERYTIME I FART c** COMES OUT OF MY ASS
SNAKE: EVERY TIME THAT YOU SUCK YOUR DADDY'S fa**ot HOMOSEXUAL SMALL, SHRIVLED, DRIED UP, p***s, YOU CHOKE ON HIS NUT, YOU TEA-BAGGING B*TCH
FRAUD: AND EVERYTIME I SNEEZE A BIT COMES OUT MY NOSE
SNAKE: YEAH, HUH, BMN, AFTER I F*CK YOUR MOM, MY c** WILL BE COMING FROM HER SNIZZ, A**HOLE, AND MOUTH
FRAUD: AND I WANT xxxbodomofmynutsxxx BALLS IN MY MOUTH TONIGHT!
SNAKE: AND I WANT YOUR DAD, TO DROP HIS NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH, THEN RAPE YOU UP THE A**, YOU fa**ot PIECE OF SH*T, GANGBANGING, D*CKLICKER, (ACTUALLY YOU DON'T GET P*SSY SO NEVER MIND)
FRAUD: SO WHERES THAT GUY LIVE
CUZ I'M PRETTY HORNEY RIGHT NOW
COULD USE A GOOD THROAT f***ING RIGHT NOW FROM BMN
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE BMN
SNAKE: NO, BUT YOU'LL NEVER GET LAID, SO CATHESTRATE YOURSELF, OH YOUR DON'T HAVE A D*CK BMN, SO GO BACK TO BED, AND PLAN NEVER TO HAVE SOMEONE TO WARM YOU UP IN BED
P.S. YEAH I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU BMN, D*CKSUCKING fa**ot, THAT'S ENOUGHT BEFORE I P*SS YOU OFF, YOU GOTTA GO F*CK YOUR DAD, YOU fa**ot A** PIECE OF SH*T, LATER LOSER
92. writes:
HERE'S THE LYRICS FOR MY LATEST SONG
IT'S SIMPLY CALLED GAY PRIDE
CUM TO GAY PRIDE
ASS OPENED WIDE
VERY PLEASENT SIGHTS
I LIKE TRANSVESTITES
TWO MEN EMBRACING
AND GETTING OUT OF PANCES
WHILE DOING ANAL DANCES
HOT SWEATY LOADS OF MEN
I'M A MAN, AND I'M A MAN
AND I NEED ANOTHER MAN INSIDE OF ME
HOW MANY DOES IT TAKE TO PLEASE ME
HOW MANY DOES IT TAKE TO FILL ME WITH SPERM
BICEPS BULGING, MUSCLES POUNDING
CHEEK TO CHEEK, a$$ TO ASS
LIPS TO LIPS, NAKED ALL THE WAY
IMAGINE A GLAZED DOHNUT WITH A SAUSAGE STUCK IN IT
IMAGINE AN APPLE SLICKED WITH MAN JUICES
CAN YOU GIVE ME STICKEY?
PEACE&JIZZ YALL
93. writes:
I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T STOP USING MY NAME, IM GOING TO TRACK YOU DOWN BMN, AND BEAT YOU, I KNOW IT'S YOU SH*TBAG, SO SHUT UP, BEFORE I ALERT DEATHBRINGER, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I USE YOUR NAME, MAYBE I SHOULD DO THAT, SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT, THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING, A**HOLE BTW THAT'S YOUR SONG, I DIDN'T MAKE IT, AND IF I WROTE SOMETHING I WOULD NOT POST THE LYRICS SO, YOU CAN STOP, IT'S NO USE, BTW I F*CKED YOUR MOM, WHAT YOU GONNA DO, HUH? NOTHING P*SSBAG, GO BACK AND F*CK YOUR DAD fa**ot, AIN'T MY FAULT THAT YOU NEED TO DRINK YOUR MOMMA'S BREAST MILK JUST TO THINK RIGHT, AIN'T MY FAULT CHARLES MANSON SODOMIZED YOUR GRANDMA, AND GRANDPA, AND IT AIN'T MY FAULT, YOU HAD BUTTSEX WITH MICHAEL JACKSON, YOUR ONE DUMB PIECE OF SH*T, WITH A ROCK FOR A BRAIN, (I WONDER HOW YOU WOULD ACT IF YOU OVERDOSED ON HERION) PLUS YOU TALK ABOUT BEING GAY SO MUCH THAT I'M BEGINING TO THINK YOU REALLY ARE A FAG, SO I'M TELLING YA, LAST WARNING, THEN I'LL DO MY D*MNEST TO MAKE SURE THAT YOUR NOT HERE TO F*CK UP THIS MESSAGE BOARD
95. writes:
Phil Assholo is an idiot..!!
OK, sssssnake ( 5-9 n 270... HA...sounds more like your name should be BUDDHA..)
I think your full of $hit..."graduated four years ago"... HA.... your too f*ckin stupid to graduate...!!
"self taught guitar player startin a band"... HA....you probably play a guitar n amp that was purchased at Wal-Mart with your paper route money... ( the book "guitar for dummies" might help some..)
Perhaps you and machine man are long lost twins... you both have such an amazing grasp of the English language.. It truly is quite refreshing to read some of these literary masterpeices that you consider to be worthwile posts... You make even the average waterhead look like the next Hemmingway...!!
Here is a suggestion..... perhaps you should wait until you finish 9th grade before you start acting so damn tough... Its really quite hilarious to watch you make such a complete imbecile of yourself... I would be surprised if you even have hair in your armpits..!!
what am I hearin..? my own laughter..!!
I am literally at the edge of my seat...waiting for your response..!
T'will truly be another classic post from BUDDHA...full of insults and threats that can be heard on any schoolyard playground in America..!
98. writes:
yea its really funny to see someone go absolutely nuts about something and threaten to bring a mod into a f***ing anonymous posting board. snake whichever one you are, you're a fat piece of sh**. also, you probably didn't graduate high school, and if you did, i'm seriously impressed. it must have been very hard for someone to graduate who is mentally retarded. no one gives a sh** about your ridiculous rants.
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100. writes:
BLACK HOMO YOU SHUT UP, THAT AIN'T GODLIKE, HE WOULD'NT INSULT ME LIKE THAT, NOW TO INSULT THAT FRAUD, BEFORE I DO, IF BLACK FAG IS INPERSONATING ME, HE'S IN TROUBLE,
Phil Assholo is an idiot..!!
FAKE GODLIKE: OK, sssssnake ( 5-9 n 270... HA...sounds more like your name should be BUDDHA..)
SNAKE: COOL, I'M NAMED AFTER WEED, AND I HAVE GOOD LUCK
FAKE GODLIKE: I think your full of $hit..."graduated four years ago"
SNAKE: IT'S YOU WHO'S FULL OF SH*T, YEAH I GRADUATED, DID YOU LITTLE BOY, HELL NAW, GET OFF THE MESSAGE BOARD, AND GO BACK TO SCHOOL
FAKE GODLIKE: ... HA.... your too f*ckin stupid to graduate...!!
SNAKE: I GRADUATED, YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE PAST, TRY AGAIN, A**WIPE
FAKE GODLIKE: "self taught guitar player startin a band"
SNAKE: YEP, AND YOUR NOTHING
FAKE GODLIKE... HA....you probably play a guitar n amp that was purchased at Wal-Mart with your paper route money...
SNAKE: HELLNAW, I DO NOT PURCHASE CHEAP, LOW QUANITY, UNPROFESSIONAL STUFF, I PURCHASE PROFESSIONAL TOP NOTCH EQUIPMENT, ONLY THE BEST, MAYBE YOU, DUMB SON OF A MOTHER-F*CKING B*TCH
FAKE GODLIKE: ( the book "guitar for dummies" might help some..)
SNAKE: NAW, DON'T NEED IT, MAYBE YOU, SINCE YOUR THE DUMB ONE
FAKE GODLIKE: Perhaps you and machine man are long lost twins...
SNAKE: HELL NO, I'M NOT RELATED AND HE'S NOTHING TO ME
FAKE GODLIKE: you both have such an amazing grasp of the English language.. It truly is quite refreshing to read some of these literary masterpeices that you consider to be worthwile posts...
SNAKE: WHAT CAN I SAY, YOUR AN A**HOLE
FAKE GODLIKE: You make even the average waterhead look like the next Hemmingway...!!
SNAKE: SORRY, DON'T READ NOVELS, fa**ot
FAKE GODLIKE: Here is a suggestion..... perhaps you should wait until you finish 9th grade before you start acting so damn tough...
SNAKE: I HAVE A SUGGESTION, PERHAPS IF YOU CATHESTRATE YOURSELF, YOU MAY BE ABLE TO THINK RIGHT
FAKE GODLIKE: Its really quite hilarious to watch you make such a complete imbecile of yourself...
SNAKE: IT'S QUITE HILARIOUS THAT I F*CKED YOUR MOM, AND LIKED IT
FAKE GODLIKE: I would be surprised if you even have hair in your armpits..!!
SNAKE: GOT PLENTY OF HAIR A**HOLE, DON'T BE SURPRISED, SINCE I'M 21
P.S. YOUR GAY
AND FEARTHEDJE, YOUR MOM'S RETARED, F*CKING LOSER
what am I hearin..? my own laughter..!!
I am literally at the edge of my seat...waiting for your response..!
T'will truly be another classic post from BUDDHA...full of insults and threats that can be heard on any schoolyard playground in America..!
103. writes:
f*** all of you. I have lost many friends in the past few years and we all have feuds and get annoyed or angry with some of the people we have known for ever, but i don't give a f***, i see a bud i was cool with years before and we don't really talk anymore, and that guy has a problem, i'll be the first mother f***er standing up right besdie him sayin' BRING IT, i have his back, and phil has dime's back, there was a terrible mis communication before the tragedy, but that doesn't mean sh**, i know phil is hurting, and has been for a long f***ing time, and i bought the new down album, in my opion one of the best anselmo records ever, and he was sober, it is pure emoiton, and aggression, sober aggression, thats something alot of us metal heads don't know sh** about, but i've been through battles with drugs, alcohol, f*** i go through it everyday, but whatever, no matter how f***ed up i was, i always cared about my family and friends, and no matter what anyone says about this , dime, vinn V.s Phil sh** dime is ggone so we must all play his f***ing music and celebrate his life, and for thoughs of you who hate phil, some of dimebag's best m,aterial had phil right behind him and they got the f***ing point across, so basically through all this rambilling, f*** all of you and if you are true fans of pantera you will appreciate all they're specks of music and what they did for all of us
105. writes:
HAIL PANTERA! HAIL PHIL! HAIL DIME! if you like pantera you should f***ing appreciate the whole band and the individuals in it! every word phil speaks is the truth, if you were friends with someone for 16 years of your life, then you get in a fight and stop talking to them for like a year and then they die don't you think that you would regret fighting with them and be sad and wish to have them back and their friendship back? everyone who bashes philip h. anselmo is a f***ing trend following p***y. pantera = metal
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107. writes:
ahaha snake u fat cow, and just to let your morbidly obese a$$ know it wasnt me using ur lame post name u fat COW. And u are right i could take u in a fight, u know why? Because i will bring a packet of Twinkies and i know your fat a$$ cant refuse those. U COW.
Buy the new Down or at least download some songs, it is pretty great music.
109. writes:
P.S. GO SUCK YOU MOM'S TITS, AND GET F*CKED BY YOUR DAD, WHO GETS MORE P*SSY THAN YOU, IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES YOU THINK RIGHT, YOU NUTLESS, SCROTUM SUCKING NUT-JOB, OH, AND ONE MORE THING, IF YOU CAN'T GET P*SSY GO GET A FISHJOB, THAT'S THE CLOSEST THING TO P*SSY THAT YOU'LL GET, SINCE YOUR A SORRY-A**, PIECE OF SH*T, SCROTUM SUCKING PERVERT
114. writes:
Black Widow...
English is your second language, isn't it? You don't have a first. I suggest you hone your writing skills before applying borrowed glories as a mere typist.
Why don't you shrink your head and use it as a paperweight? It's not much use for writing intelligent posts with, that's for sure. You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance. Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."
If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the punch line. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: take a fatal overdose of your medication. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't living proof that stupid people should not breed; if your weren't so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if you didn't have a face designed exclusively for radio. Nah, of course you would.
Finally, why don't you go and get lost somewhere where they don't have a "found" department?
115. writes:
Anyways for those of you, anus-whiffers who don't The epitome of perfection also known as me. This site is supposed to be MetalUndergroundJericho.com!!! Which was well on it way to be one until my life became extremely busy as usual unlike you bunch of rasterbators. Those of you who know me, knows that I am:
The epitome of perfection
All seeing all knowing
The Golden age of a woman life
The Libido Wonder
The Succulent boy toy...Jericho!!!
You bunch of idiotic cluster-f***ed chunks of pig sh**s have been in the midst of ignorance believing that machismo and vulgarity in the form of SNAKE also known as the Emobidment of misery is a the ways of a Metalhead contributing to the rise of Metal into former position as king. You see, Jericho has been trying for the past couple of weeks seen my brief debut run here to form an alliance with various metalheads. And yet, your anti-socialism and stupidtity is highly impressive.
Anyways, the shiite of Heavy metal is back. And to those of you who oppose the Mr Marvel, Jericho, I will school you all, so don't worry. Anyways my sh**list is still intact for all of you to see:
Jericho b****es:
Zero Tolerance
Red_Chord
GodLike
To be honest I forgot the rest. But don't worry, you will all join me in b****dom Paradise soon enough.
116. writes:
Also in regards to SNAKE who is another cluster-f***ed sh**face,your post is a tedious, homogenised, chameleon-esque scribble which amounts to nothing more than the demented cacophonous racket of a drugged lunatic banging loudly on kitchen pots and pans. I suggest you hone your writing skills before applying borrowed glories as a mere typist.
When I want your monkey-brained opinion I'll rattle your cage, okay? You wouldn't know a clue if it walked up to you, bit you on the ass, and announced 'I AM A CLUE'. Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
You have that certain nothing. Truly, you are about as interesting as watching a slug move slowly across a large rock. You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous lodged on top of a dumpster in a Blue Light district of New Jersey. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you had enough brains to find water after falling down a well; if your weren't so fat that when you walk down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!", or if you didn't have a face so ugly that your mom had to get well-and-truly drunk before she could breast feed you. No, come to think of it, you would.
Now, why don’t you climb onto that Special Needs tricycle of yours with the fourth wheel attached for extra-ensured retard stability and pedal your fat a$$ down to the sports field and do some “outdoors” stuff for a change. Hell, if you don’t like it, you can always offer to lick-clean the jockstraps.
119. writes:
Well, seeing as I've made my return, i'd just like to say how bee-u-tiff-ful it is to be back. I love jerking offf to my own pictures becaues hey, you can't spell progress without an "L" right? ha ha. Well, seeing as it's mashed potatoe time around here, I thought i'd make my EXTREEMLEE long tangant, becuase everything in life is tangable. Sorry, i'm a little high right now as you all can see.
I was just having some MAJOR butt surgery done today, because I had a cancor soar. I've tried licking at it, but that's only making it worse. Huh huh, BUTT. hah ha. What the hell do we need guns for any way, i mean, cum-on! it's like, whats the dealio? Huh huh, which brings me to my next point. Why is water wet? I mean, WHAT IS THE DEAL???
sorry, i smoked a HOLE lot of crack this evening. WHat tinme is it?
120. writes:
I think I would rather use Jericho II since the "King" crap isn't really Mr. Marvel style. But anyways Godlike, another impressive display of stupidity I see, I mean really you post in a way that makes slugs and other invertebrates look like Nobel Prize winners. Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.
Here's a tip: no one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy if you wear a wig to hide to the scars; stop posting your drivel on message boards, and learn to control the slobbering. You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder. However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."
You have that certain nothing.Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if that pimple on your a$$ hadn't turned out to be a brain tumor; if your weren't so fat that a "Place Your Billboard Ad Here" is printed on each of your butt cheeks, or if you didn't have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares.
Anyway, I'm not really good with fools, but a friend who is good with fools wrote something down for me. Oh, yeah, "Shut your cake-hole, stupid!"
121. writes:
Hello everyone, seeing how its time for some mashed potatoes. Do you know what I like on my mashed potatoes.? d*** CHEESE..mmmm
My good friend machine man was here last night and he left me a big juicy anal creampie..mmmmm its still warm after being in my a$$ alnight so I just had to squat and drop it on my mashed potatoes for lunch.mmmmmm
So at this time..I just want to say thank you to machine man for leaving me full last night and especially for letting me get my fill of him again today for dinner..
now playing - theme from brokeback mountain
122. writes:
Nice try, Zero Dipsh**. I can always check IP logged and see your motherf***ing a$$ impersonating me, desperately. I will remind you that I am the new embodiment of this site. You asshats feces, cannot accept reality that I am smarter, and more sophisticated than you piss poors one-eyed cyclops will ever be. Tsk tsk, lmao.
You must seize your delusions and accept that Jericho is class and intellect, heed my words and come thee under my wings, and I will deliver you prisoners of sodomizing ambitions into intelligence, flithy scums.
124. writes:
OK, NOW I AM p***ed.! You asshats have gottin me so mad that I started yellin at the computer and then my mom heard me swearing and now she just grounded me....again..!!
That means no more sleepovers with my boyfriend machine man.. I like it so much when he cums over and keeps me warm at night.
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127. writes:
It's like some warped internet metal talk show. Except without the metal. Future predictions (ad nauseam) -
Jericho - "Pretentious bable"
SNAKE - "HALF BRAINED INSULT"
Jericho - "Whopping reply with clever insults"
SNAKE - "HALF BRAINED INSULT"
Btw, why doesn't Jericho just get a password?
Now Playing: Deving Townsend - "The Death of Music"
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128. writes:
Some thing's never change.........
I had some time to spare and here we are.Everybodies off topic.Although the post's are funny this is rediculous.What do I think of Phil.Well I've never met him although I know people who did & the general consensus is.......HE's A MONUMENTAL a$$hole !!!! I imagine he'd be someone I'd respect for his accomplishment's but other than that I'd hate him with a passion rivaled only by my love of women.
Oh well just had to get that off my chest.
What's up folks.(GODLIKE RED CHORD etc.)
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132. writes:
I DON'T KNOW WHAT PICTURE YOUR GETTING OF ME, MACHINE MAN AND ME? SAME THREAD? NO, I STAND FOR THIS METAL COMMUNITY, MACHINE TARD IS A D*CK, JERICHO, IS TALKING sh**, AND I'M ABOUT TO PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE, IF YOU WANT TO TALK BAD ABOUT ME, AND DON'T PERSONALLY KNOW ME, OR HOW I THINK, YOU BETTER BACKOFF JACKOFF, ABOUT ME BEING DUMB? HELL NAW, I GOT A REGULAR DIPLOMA, AND IF YOU KNEW ME, YOU WOULD THINK TWICE, BEFORE CALLING ME DUMB, AND INSULTING ME, YOU KNOW HOW I GOT MY NAME SNAKE, CAUSE I SNAP WHEN MAD, PEOPLE EITHER RESPECT ME, OR THEY DON'T, MOST PEOPLE FIND ME AS TRUSTWORTHY, BUT PEOPLE WHO PICK AT ME, I ALWAYS GET MY REVENGE, I NOT TRYING TO BE A D*CK, BUT BEING A D*CK TO ME FOR USING ALL CAPS, THINK AGAIN, PEOPLE WHO MOUTH AT ME, I TURN IT ON THEM, ANYWAY DON'T WANT TO TALK NEGATIVE ANYWAY, MY REAL NAME IS RONALD A TANT, JR., NICKNAME USED TO BE JOE DIRT, BEFORE I SHAVED MY LONG HAIR, NOW KNOWN AS SNAKE, I CAN BE YOUR BEST FRIEND OR WORST ENEMYYOU DEICIDE WITH THE DECISIONS AND ACTIONS YOU MAKE, WORST ENEMIES THIS BOARD IS IN ORDER:
FOR A TIE WE GOT THREE: MACHINE MAN, BMN, AND BLACK WIDOW
2. FEARTHEDJE
3. JERICHO
4 CRAWFORD TEXAS A**HOLE, YOU KNOW AKA CRAWFORD TEXAS JINGO JANGO, THAT'S ABOUT IT, I HAVE A FEW ENEMIES, IF THESE MENTIONED WANT TO STOP BEING A JACKA**, I WILL RECONSIDER, EVERYONE ELSE IS OK, BTW RIP DIMEBAG DARRELL
PEACE
133. writes:
HAHAHAHA, youre a f***ing joke dude. i think its funny that you think threats work on boards like this. ok SNAKE. want me to call you pliskin instead? i dont really give a sh** if you have a diploma or not. i think its funny that you brag about that, because you obviously have nothing better. why dont you talk about being in college instead? oh wait, you probably arent in college nor have any desire to get a higher education. get a life. your threats are meaningless, childish, and stupid. f*** man, you cant even come up with a good insult.
135. writes:
NO, WHY ARE YOU AGAINST ME, I THINK I KNOW, CAUSE YOUR A FLAMING C*CKSUCKING IDIOT, YOU HAVE 2 OPTIONS, JOIN ME OR FEAR ME, IT AIN'T A THREAT, I BEEN WANTING TO GO TO COLLEDGE BUT I'M PURSUING MY MUSIC CAREER, SOMETHING YOUR PUNKA** B*TCH YOU CAN'T GET, SO IF YOU WANT TO KEEP INSULTING ME, I ADVISE YOU BACK OFF JACKOFF
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146. writes:
KJ: Also in regards to SNAKE who is another cluster-f***ed sh**face
SNAKE: IN REGARDS TO YOUR MOTHER, WHO I F*CKED, AFTER I GOT HER DRUNK
KJ:your post is a tedious, homogenised, chameleon-esque scribble which amounts to nothing more than the demented cacophonous racket of a drugged lunatic banging loudly on kitchen pots and pans.
SNAKE: 50/50 DRUGS RULE, THE OTHER HALF AIN'T PRETTY, LET'S HEAR IT!!! YOUR MOM WAS SUCH A GOOD F*CK THAT MY BALLS WERE BURNING WITH HOT CUM, THEN I NUTTED ON HER FACE
KJ: I suggest you hone your writing skills before applying borrowed glories as a mere typist.
SNAKE: I SUGGEST YOU CATHESTRATE YOURSELF, SINCE YOU'LL NEVER GET P*SSY, THE ONLY CHANCE YOU'LL EVER GET IF SO, IS TO F*CK YOU SLUTTY A** MOM
KJ: When I want your monkey-brained opinion I'll rattle your cage, okay?
SNAKE: LET ME GIVE YOU MY OPINION ABOUT YOU, YOUR NOTHING BUT A SHRIVLED UP MONEY F*CKING B*STARD, WITH NO USE FOR HIS SMALL p***s, IT'S SO SMALL THAT HE HAS TO OVERDOSE ON VIAGRA, AND DILDO HIMSELF IN THE A**, JUST TO GET ERECT, AND YOU ARE A MOTHERF*CKING PIECE OF SH*T GANGBANGING MONKEY f***ING B*STARD, THAT'S OTHER CLOSEST THING TO P*SSY YOU MIGHT GET, LIKELY 1/1000000
KJ: You wouldn't know a clue if it walked up to you, bit you on the ass, and announced 'I AM A CLUE'.
SNAKE: DO YOU HAVE AN EDUCATION, NOOOOOO, SO SHUT UP, YOU HORNY SCROTUM SUCKING, DONKEY F*CKING PIECE OF SH*T
KJ: Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to.
SNAKE: READING YOUR POST, MAKES ME WANT TO, TIE YOU UP AND CATHESTRATE YOU, AND PUT YOUR GENETIALS, IN YOUR MOUTH, THEN MAKE YOU CHOKE TO DEATH
KJ:I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
SNAKE: I SUGGEST YOU NEED ADVICE FROM ME, WHEN I TAKE MY BOOT TURN IT SIDEWAY'S AND RAM IT UP YOUR A**
KJ: You have that certain nothing.
SNAKE: YOU HAVE NOTHING, PLUS I GOT YOUR MOM
KJ: Truly, you are about as interesting as watching a slug move slowly across a large rock.
SNAKE: TRUELY, YOU JUST DREAM OF BURNING IN HELL, AND HAVE AN ORGY, WITH HITLER, SATAN, THE POPE, AND SADDAM
KJ: You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous lodged on top of a dumpster in a Blue Light district of New Jersey.
SNAKE: YOUR MOM HAS THE CHARM OF A WONDERFUL YOUNG LADY, WHEN SHE'S IN BED, WITH NO CLASS AT ALL, IF ANYTHING, SHE'S A HIGH CLASS WHORE, SHE GIVE GOOD HEAD
KJ: Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you had enough brains to find water after falling down a well
SNAKE: MAYBE IF I F*CKED YOUR MOM IN FRONT OF YOU, AND GET GANGRAPED IN PRISON, YOU WOULD PROBABLY THINK RIGHT
KJ: if your weren't so fat that when you walk down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!", or if you didn't have a face so ugly that your mom had to get well-and-truly drunk before she could breast feed you. No, come to think of it, you would.
SNAKE: MAYBE IF YOUR C*CK WAS BIGGER, YOUR CHANCE OF GETTING LAID WOULD BE 1/100,000, AND IF YOUR MOM WON'T SUCH A GREAT PROSITUTE, I WOULD'VE PAY SOME OF BUDDIES TO GANG BANG HER, AND SHE WANTS YOU TO F*CK HER IN THE A**
KJ: Now, why don’t you climb onto that Special Needs tricycle of yours with the fourth wheel attached for extra-ensured retard stability and pedal your fat a$$ down to the sports field and do some “outdoors” stuff for a change.
SNAKE: NOW IF YOUR THAT MISERABLE, TAKE A SHOTGUN AND KILL YOURSELF, I'M SURE I'LL BE AT YOUR FUNERAL LAUGHING, AND I'LL MAKE SURE YOUR FAMILY WILL BE EMBARASSED, I'LL FIND A PREACHER WITH TOURETTE'S SYNDROME, TO PREACH AT YOUR FUNERAL AND GRAVESITE
KJ: Hell, if you don’t like it, you can always offer to lick-clean the jockstraps.
SNAKE: IF YOUR A P*SSY AND DON'T WANNA BURN IN HELL, YOU CAN FILM ME, WHEN I HAVE SEX WITH YOUR MOM
P.S. I HOPE YOUR P*SSED, A**WIPE
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151. writes:
SOMEONE'S GETTING CAPPED
BMN: Ahaha Snake u obese moron u deserve all the sh** that had rightfully fallen into your massive mouth from years of blowing large black men in prison.
SNAKE: SHUT UP fa**ot, I KNOW YOUR MOM BLOWN THEM OFF, BUT HEY DON'T GET P*SSED, WHY ARE YOU SUCH, A DUMB PIECE OF SH*T GANG-RAPING A**HOLE
BMN: Once again just keep on eating those twinkies and your dumbass will be dead by the age of 35.
SNAKE: I KNOW YOU WANT TO SUCK MY D*CK fa**ot BUT YOU NEVER WILL YOU HOMO, NOR GET ANY P*SSY, SO SHUT UP,
P.S. YOU BETTER APOLOGIZE, A**WIPE, CAUSE I'VE DON'T NOTHING TO YOU B*TCH, ALL YOU DO IS INSULT ME FOR NO REASON, I WISHED I KNEW WHERE YOU LIVED, SO I CAN BEAT YOUR LITTLE A** INTO THE GROUND, YOU'LL REGRET IT, WHERE DO YOU LIVE SCUMBAG, I WANT TO BEAT YOU UP, NOW AFTER THIS YOU HAVE 2 OPTIONS, LET ME BEAT YOU UP, OR SHUT UP
LATER fa**ot A** LOSER
152. writes:
YEAH THOUGHT YOU'D SAY NOTHING, YOU PUNK, I BET YOUR SCARED, YOU SHOULD BE, MY QUESTION IS WHY ARE YOU SUCH A D*CKHEAD, I'VE DID NOTHING TO YOU, AND IF YOU KEEP UP, YOU WILL BE IN TROUBLE, SO APOLOGIZE, OR GET BEAT, REMEMBER FOR EVERYTHING GOOD OR BAD THERE'S ALWAY'S A PRICE TO PAY
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156. writes:
YOU KNOW SOMETHING F*CK YOU, YOUR ONE THEM WHO INSULTED ME THINKING IT'S COOL, IF YOU THINK ABOUT ME THAT WAY, TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE, CAUSE I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST ANYONE, BUT YOU HAVE TO BE A D*CK TO ME, YOU BETTER TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE IF YOU THINK THAT ABOUT ME, I CAN BE YOUR BEST FRIEND OR WORST ENEMY YOU DECIDE WITH THE ACTIONS, AND DECISIONS YOU MAKE
163. writes:
TO EVERYONE, I NOT TRYING TO BE A d***, I JUST HAVE ANGER PROBLEMS, AND IF EVERYONE STOPS, INSULTING ME, AND P*SSING ME OFF I PROMISE TO STOP, BECAUSE WHEN I'M MAD OR P*SSED I BECOME SOMETHING I DON'T WANT TO BE, I STAND FOR THIS METAL COMMUNITY, AND TO THOSE I INSULTED JUST APOLOGIZE THEN YOU'LL BE FORGIVEN
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167. writes:
dude, you starting insulting people from the start with your stupid gay jokes. seriously, is there anything else on your mind but c***s? i just said i was against you because you're loud, obnoxious, and childish. and you are. nothing you have said has offended me because you can't even get a good insult, sh** man if anything i think that everything that everyone says to you offends you. obviously it does or you wouldn't go on your insane idiotic rants about c***s and moms and everything else that 13 year olds use for insults. another thing. dont think youre a tough guy because you have mass, all that mass is fat. deal with it. grow up, and lose some f***ing weight. or if that fails, get some better f***ing insults.
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173. writes:
SOMEONE'S GETTING CAPPED (THE ONE WHO JUST IMPERSONATED ME) YES, I'AM BIPOLAR, I'M NOT TRYING TO BE LOUD, I JUST BASICALLY USE ALL CAPS, FOR IDENTIFICATION, NOT THAT I MEAN TO BE LOUD, PLUS THAT'S MY WAYS OF INSULTING I ALWAYS DID THAT THIS WAY ON THE BOARD, AND NO ONE UNFORTUNATELY COMPLAINED, TIL NOW
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174. writes:
holy sh*t, i cant believed i missed out on World War 4 here at MU.
F*ck all those frauds out there trying to impersonate others and making them look like sh*t. try to impersonate ME again like last time, and see what happens, motherf***in jackasses.
this doesnt include ppl like ZT who impersonated the obvious douches here like princess jericho.
f*ck that jericho fa**ott. all it took for me last time was one post and you never came back to that thread cuz you knew you had no chance of making a comeback. i hope your not as weak now cuz we'll talk trash about your useless self dumbf*ck.
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179. writes:
hey everyone..whats goin on..? gettin colder here to Blackdog....winter sucks..!!!
SNAKE -- when you "change into something you dont want to be"....
Is it like Cynic says...the Hulk...? Or in your case....would it be the Bulk..?
NO... this isnt a Fake godlike...this is the real one....check the IP...
Yeah, we were cool before, when we were slammin machine boy on other Dime related threads...but all the caps, the sex related insults and threats became extremely childish and downright ridiculous... so please do as everyone has suggested and either type like a normal human being and post something worthwhile or just dont respond at all....
It was agreed months ago...that machine boy would be ignored and he would go away... and the same might work for queen jericho ????
Now, if you are all done with the tantrums....lets just drop all the damn insults and threats...!!
I personally dont give a flying F^CK how tough you think you are... it just doesnt scare anyone when you act like any other "cyber tough guy"
Just to let you know...I am 6 ft n 210 lbs... I was in high school when you were born...
If you really, truly want to be tough and carry this out any further...by all means, I dont have a problem giving you my home address...
Now, as for machine boy and queen jericho....I wouldnt pi$$ in their mouths if their teeth were on fire..!!!!!!!!!!!
what am I hearin.? Talas - Sink your teeth
180. writes:
Post 129 and 130?! Mr Cranky? LMFAO!!! What is my fellow nMo comrade doing here? Anyways I guess it about time Jericho lay the finishing touches on you midget fetishists slugs.
First of all, do not get the wrong idea that Jericho came to Metal Underground to run his mouth and start trolling your asses. But obviously...you bunch of tykes in tights shamoo's are jealous because I am smarter and more sophisticated than you queers will ever be. Fearthedje and LiquidMetal77 apparently it you two idiotic mindless morbid blobs whom I should have attacked first and shut those damn thick ripe smothered lips. I came here to discuss today Metal sh**, and I found that my kind is in turmoil about "false metal", "machismo", and all this bullsh**.
Anyways, before everything may ever return to normal, which I hope is far from long because...lol...it going to be fun putting you turds in your place, I would like to address LiquidSemen77 that If there's an idea in your head, it's in solitary confinement. You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance. Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid to read. Any friend of yours is a lousy judge of character. Seriously, I've come across decomposing dog carcases that are less offensive to the senses than you are. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you had enough brains to find water after falling down a well; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the weighing scale, it reads: "To be continued!", or if you didn't have a face so ugly that your mom had to get well-and-truly drunk before she could breast feed you. Who am I kidding? You would.
To sum up: you are about as smart as your rubber bow tie and two left shoes suggest, Bozo. Now, go curl back up in your corner, and continue chewing on your toenails.
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Snake seriously I see that you are fluent in Gibbering Moronese. Unfortunately, I'm not. You generate more waffle than the waffle making machine in a waffle factory. You should offer your posting style to hospital operating theatres as a highly-effective alternative to unconsciousness-inducing medications.
Clearly, you have lost your fingertip grip on reality and have descended into an abyss of irreversible lunacy. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself on the Internet. Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the punch line. If I had wanted to talk to somebody with your personality, I would be at the damn pet store talking to the lizards. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so dense that light bends around you; if your weren't so fat that all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 80 Patrons OR You.", or if you didn't have a face like a bulldog chewing a stinging nettle while taking a constipated dump in a heat wave. No, come to think of it, you would.
In closing, I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist.
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Godlike another mindless cum-spitting fest from one of my favorite midget b****es. Is there a gibberish translator in the house? I can't make head nor nail of that uber-babble you flung onto the screen during your latest spasmodic seizure. Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor: disconnect your computer from the Internet.
Are you normally this dumb or are you just having a blonde moment? You could type every thing you know on the subject on back of a microscopic postage stamp and still have room leftover for a shopping list. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if that pimple on your a$$ hadn't turned out to be a brain tumor; if your weren't so fat that you make sumo wrestlers look anorexic, or if you didn't have a face that could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck. Who am I kidding? You would.
Now, if you care to apologize for wasting my shamefully wasted time, I'll consider accepting it.
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Oops, looks like your joke generator popped the monkey theorem twice by accident. Anyway, was it you Jericho who said you liked Doomsword? I remember someone posing a list here once and it had Doomsword on it so I checked them out. Very cool band I've only really been listening to them recently, reminds me of a folk metal Solitude Aeturnus.
Oh and on the subject of Phil - I'm a fan. The vid of him playing with Morbid Angel is cool, Down is ok, Superjoint Ritual is awesome and Pantera is godlike.
Now Playing: Hammers Of Misfortune - "The August Machine Pt 1"
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honestly jericho, i never said anything about you so i don't know what sort of issue you have with me that you have to rant about in your pseudo intellectual dialogs. i swear you must just sit around looking through the quote of the day to find something relevant and then spend a good hour thinking about what to say. i read your first post, thought it was funny, went on to the next one and had a huge desire to cut your internet connection so you could no longer post.
Godlike another mindless cum-spitting fest from one of my favorite midget b****es. Is there a gibberish translator in the house? I can't make head nor nail of that uber-babble you flung onto the screen during your latest spasmodic seizure. Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor: disconnect your computer from the Internet.
you are the dennis miller of this board. you try way too hard, and everything you say is completely f***ing irrelevant. stop spending your days feeling that you are the champion because at the end of the night all you've done is put some 15 year old in his place. if you're so intelligent then why the f*** are you wasting your precious brain power even responding? oh, probably because you're a loser. go cure cancer if you think so highly of yourself, better yet come to the realization that the world is full of idiots and no one will accept your superiority and blow your f***ing brains out. have fun with the free internet thesaurus for your inevitable comeback.
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jericho, there is so much hypocrisy in your posts its not even funny. and it seems youve run out of jokes and quotes as you have the same ones in every one of your posts.
stop trying to get attention on the internet and actually spend time away from your cumm covered keyboard from you jacking off while watching porn knowing youll never get laid. then maybe youd have a chance with a social life.
im sorry you are socially unaccepted and only find refuge and comfort by uselessly trying to dominate a website.
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I see you f***tards still have not accepted this site to be metalundergroundjericho.com!! And there is yet another b**** stealing my name and trying to be me.
This is the real Jericho. That lame c***-ridden a$$hole who calles herself Jericho II is a fukking fraud. Jericho II, you know that im so much more significant and better than you that you have to try to be me. Dont even try to post again or i will b**** slap you and skull rape your burning corpse.
Its been a while LiquidSperm77 but i still have my strength and power as i will shortly demonstrate to all you retards here on MetalUndergroundJericho.com. All your worthless neanderthalic posts are all ridiculous random rants that show the mind of a five year old in a mental asylum.
Ahhh, slayerdisciple, or should i say the slayed disciple?? Stop hiding behind all your facades and lies, you are my disciple, follow me and you will find your purpose here on this planet.
fearthedje, i am against you simply for being neutral. be an emeny or a friend, but do not be lukewarm. your name shall be fearthekj "fear the King Jericho". As for the rest of you, im not even sure your little mindless brains can even fathom my power.
Bow down to the Mighty King Jericho!! repent from your ways of MetalUnderground and follow me, your new King and leader!! Take off your diapers and stop breastfeeding off your mom and stop shoving dildos up your virgin asses and bow down and worship me!!!
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ive been usin slayerdisciple long enough man plus i never listen to slayer that much anymore ive been leanin mostly towards black metal and for me to go under the name of the latin word for blood makes sense (to me anyway)
jericho the day that this site becomes MetalUndergroundJericho is the day that GNR releases Chinese Democracy
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Well I'm confused, if King Jericho is the real one... think I prefer Jericho II, at least he had jokes. The bastard didn't answer my question about Doomsword though.
So anyway, as this thread has totally gone to sh** - Anyone got any suggestions for some good metal bands for me to check out? I'm on a bit of a music binge at the moment. No metalcore though I've never been a fan.
Now Playing: The Lord Weird Slough Feg - "Heavy Metal Monk"
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219. writes:
What kind of metal are you looking for Cynic? I'll throw a few out there anyway. I'd recommend looking into various Dan Swano projects, like Edge of Sanity (Crimson II if you want an album recommended) or Nightingale (being more of a rock band I guess, but still amazing. Nightfall Overture is the one I recommend from them). I also highly suggest checking out Dan Swano's solo release 'Moontower' if you can find it. It is a progressive death metal masterpiece.
Hmm... Cloudscape is a great progressive metal band. Communic is good too, their sound is similar to Nevermore is some ways. Anyway, hopefully there's something in there you like and haven't heard of already. Sorry if you're looking for any black or doom metal or anything like that. I'm not really into that kind of stuff.
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King jericho, seriously just give it up you b*tch. Godd*mn prick. get a f*cking life. No one will ever bow down to your stupid a$$ and this site will never be metalundergroundjericho.com. youre a waste of everyones brain cells, we dont want to have to deal with your f*cked up ugly face so beat it and get outta here fa**ott
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I'm kinda wonderin where Snake is...? now I'm feelin bad..!!
Hey Cynic, everyone else is throwin out suggestions.. so what the f^ck... perhaps we have totally different tastes in music being that Im about a decade or so older... a personal favorite from my own collection of 500+cds..... Raging Slab... They're from NYC...been around since the late 80s.. back then they described their music as "a cross between Lynyrd Skynyrd and Metallica"
what am I hearin.? Dokken-Too High to Fly
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Hey guys thanks alot! Anyone else can throw stuff in I can never have too much to listen to haha. coldiem, I had heard of both Edge of Sanity and Nightingale but hadn't checked them out - listening to some of Edge Of Sanity's stuff right now - man don't know how I missed them! Really cool, brings to mind Opeth clashing with Entombed.
Yeah cruor I actually checked out their myspace page when you were asking about them - I love Darkthrones Transylvanian Hunger so I thought they were pretty cool, I know alot of people can't handle the repetitive stuff. Was actually looking for where you could buy it for you but I didn't come up with alot! www.blackmetal.com had that album listed but it wasn't in stock.
Cheers godlike, I'll give them a listen sometime. Actually found out recently my gf is a big Def Leppard and Europe fan so was looking for something she'd like, you seem the 80s guru around here that's for sure.
Now Playing: Edge of Sanity - "Crimson"
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225. writes:
dude Transylvanian Hunger is phenominal, i found blackmetal.com aswell but out of stock, i think ive found a site called bestialonslaught.com where they have the Satanic Blood Angel demo for $8 (without shipping) but i havnt tried to order it yet (waitin til tomorrow when i get my paycheck)
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HAD SOME PROBLEMS BUT I'M BACK, HEY LIQUID METAL 77, THANKS FOR BACKING ME UP, NOW SOME 411 ON JERICHO, BEFORE THAT, GUYS, I DON'T MEAN, AND DIDN'T MEAN TO SOUND LIKE A D*CK, LIKE LIQUID METAL SAID, ME AND MACHINE MAN, BETTER YET, THE GUY WHO ALWAYS THINKS WITH HIS BALLS, I WAS FIRST INSULTING HIM SINCE, I DON'T LIKE A SOUL WHO HAS THE GUTS, AND NERVES, TO DOWN, AND DEGRADE, ANY METAL GREAT, LIKE DIMEBAG, SO I WAS GIVING HIM A MESSAGE, IF I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND SOME OF YA'LL I FORGIVE YA ESPECIALLY FEARTHEDJE, SO MAY APOLOGIES, WASSUP EVERYONE
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OH, I FORGOT, JERICHO, WANTING THIS SITE TO BE UNDERGROUNDJERICHO.COM, YOUR FUNNY, JERICHO, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT YOUR d*** WET, PROBABLY WITH MICHAEL JACKSON, AT NEVERLAND RANCH, (OFF TO NEVERLAND JERICHO, WITH THE FAGS LIKE MACHIINE MAN), DANG, RAN OUT OF JOKES, ANYWAY, WHAT'S THE SUBJECY FELLAS
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MY OTHERS I'LL BE DOING FUTHER WORK ON ARE, EXCEPT FOR FALLEN ANGEL (REFERING TO LUCIFER), BORN TO KILL, BEHEADED WITH A BIBLE, BURN THE CHURCH, LORD OF DESTRUCTION, I HAVE OTHER SONGS WRITTEN, BUT HAVEN'T GOT TO IT YET, THESE 6 SIX MENTIONED, INCLUDING NECROPHEDOPHILE, I'VE WRITTEN THE LYRICS AND GUITAR WORK MYSELF, ME I WOULD WANT TO GET MY EQUIPMENT FIRST WHICH WILL COST OVER $11000, I WOULD THINK I'M THE BACKBONE OF MY BAND
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THE REASON I'M REWRITING 5, IS I'M TRYING TO KEPT UP TO DATE, WITH MY EVERGROWING SKILL OF GUITAR BRUTAILITY, I KEPT GETTING BETTER CAUSE I PLAY EVERYDAY, I THINK METAL NOT ONLY IS JUST GREAT MUSIC, BUT IT IS ALSO A LIFESTYLE, I LISTEN TO IT EVERYDAY, I LIVE IT EVERYDAY, I BREATE IT EVERYDAY, SINCE I'LL BE WORKING SOON AT A MACHINE SHOP, IF I GET ENOUGH MONEY, NEXT YEAR I WANT TO TAKE THE GREATEST EXPERIENCE IN MY LIFE KNOWN AS METAL TO THE NEXT LEVEL, AND GO TO WACKEN GERMANY IN 2008 AND SEE CARCASS
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METAL ONCE WAS THE MOST POPULAR MUSIC ON EARTH, BACK IN THE 80'S, NOW IS OVERRUN WITH, HORRIBLE, RAP, R&B, POP, HIP-HOP, AND OTHER BULLSH*T, WELL, THE OLD R&B, RAP, HIP-HOP WON'T BAD, BUT METAL IS MY FAVORITE, IT ONCE WAS THE MOST POPULAR ON EARTH, WHERE HAS ALL THE METAL GONE, I'M MAINLY OLD SCHOOL WHEN IT COMES TO METAL MUSIC, THERE'S A COUPLE OF GOOD NEW METAL BANDS, BUT I THINK TODAY, MOST MUSIC HAS GONE TO HELL, I'M STARTING MY BAND AND TRYING TO BRING, BLASPHEMIOUS, UNGODLY, SATANIC, DERANGED METAL BACK ON TOP, WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT METAL GENRE WAS ON TOP BUT, WHAT I KNOW IS THAT THE SPIRIT OF METAL WILL NEVER DIE, WE SHALL RISE AGAIN
237. writes:
So SNAKE, you'll be working in a machine shop soon..?..what a coincidence..
I happen to be a union steelworker. I spend my days as a welder/machinist..!
So yeah, I pretty much live and breath metal all day..!!
what am I hearin..? Black Sabbath - Electric Funeral
238. writes:
YES, AND WHEN I SAVE ENOUGH MONEY, THE BELL RINGS FOR MY BAND TO START, SINCE THEN I'LL HAVE MY EQUIPMENT, AND AT LEAST WHEN I START WORKING I CAN GET MY LIQUOR
FAVORITE WHISKY CROWN ROYAL (ALSO DIME'S FAVORITE), MIGHT BE JOHNNIE WALKER SCOTCH NEXT, GOLD LABEL THAT IS, ANGOSTURA 1824 RUM, GRAND MARNIER, BAILEY'S, CACACHA 51 BRAZILLIAN RUM, WILD TURKEY HONEY LIQUOR, THERE'S OTHERS BUT I NEED THESAE 7 TO MAKE MY FAVORITE DRINK WHICH I CALL AN IRISH B*STARD, HERE'S WHAT YOU DO, GET A TALL GLASS, PUT IN SOME ICE, MOSTLY BAILEY'S THEN ANGOSTURA 1824 RUM, FOLLOWED BY JOHNNIE WALKER GOLD LABEL SCOTCH, THEN GOOD OL' CROWN ROYAL, NEXT GRAND MARNIER, ADD THE CACACHA 51 BRAZILLIAN RUM, AND LAST THE WILD TURKEY HONEY LIQUOR, MIX AND ENJOY, TASTE ABOUT LIKE A CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE
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BTW, BLACK SABBATH CLASSIC SONG FROM A CLASSIC ALBUM PARANOID, ELECTRIC FUNERAL, EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE THIS ALBUM, THERE'S OTHER RELATED BANDS YOU MAY FIND INTERESTING LIKE:
PENTAGRAM, CANDLEMASS,
THE GENRE I'M TALKING ABOUT IS DOOM METAL
ME, I TREND TO PLAY STUFF HYPER FAST, SOMETIMES I'LL SLOW DOWN ON A RIFF, OR SONG, MAINLY, I TEND TO RELY ON DEATH/TRASH/ SOMETIMES DOOM/SPEED/GRIND/HARDCORE/PUNK/BLACK WITH A TOUCH OF CLASSIC SOMETIMES I MIX IT ALL, I LISTEN TO ALL KINDS OF METAL, PLAY ALL KINDS OF METAL/ SOMETIMES I WILL PLAY OTHER STYLES, BUT I USE MAINLY METAL, EVERY BIT HELPS
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Pentagram and Candlemass are both pretty cool, but I prefer Trouble. Ever heard Burning Witch or Khanate? Sort of Extreme Doom/Drone. Burning Witch are probably my favourite Doom band, or maybe second to Confessor. Or third to Disembowelment haha.
Now Playing: Edge Of Sanity - "Crimson"
242. writes:
Apparently LiquidSemen77 you are indeed without a doubt an unequivocally demented derelict and a malingering, irredeemably boring piece of excrement attached to a dog's posterior. You have no idea what you're talking about contradicting a being so deity-like whom your puny pus-dripping a$$ is inferior to. I am here to lecture you ignorants blobs.
Black widow, words cannot describe the pity that I feel for the grotesque image of your watermelon shaped head, freckled face, buck toothed, mammoth humanoid that you're.
Godlike, must I feel sorry for you for being a nighttime crossdresser standing in the corner in a Mary poppins outfit with a thumb shoved up your ass. Waiting the entire day in vain without getting a client.
Either ways, I came here to be in subject. Meaning no disrespectv whatsoever to the ones who make this possible. First off none of us were in Pantera to judge and spit bullsh** in Phil Anselmo. Whether that drunk clown was an a$$hole, so be it. He was the lead singer of one of the pioneers of a Groove metal band and was the lead singer of Pantera from it heyday.
And what the big deal with Dimebag? He was a redneck who could play guitar decently and that was about it. For me, he wasn't Pantera alone. So shut the f*** up, with all these exaggareted Dimebag mourning crap, and give the man a rest. Capice.
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Oh and my dear little ignorant tyke in tights, Snake. You think you intimidate me with caps lock on, you hillbilly snake charmer.
Here is a big middle finger to the worthless insignificant chunk of dog feces that you're:
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BACK AT YA SH*TFACE, DOUBLE TIME
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ANYWAY, YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP YOURS JERICHO, BET YOU GOT IT FROM YOUR DAD
JERICHO: TAKE IT AS A GIFT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR A**
SNAKE: NO BUDDY, SHOVE IT UP YOURS, JUST LIKE DADDY AND MICHAEL JACKSON SHOWN YA, YOU ROYAL PHEDOPHILE, YOU HARDCORE fa**ot, BET YOU LIKE THAT
JERICHO: I DO
SNAKE: I KNOW, I KNOW YOU LOVE THE C*CK, I BET YOUR LIKE MARILYN MANSON, TAKE OUT 2 OF HIS RIBS JUST TO SUCK HIS OWN d***, HERE'S WHAT YOU DO fa**ot, STAB YOURSELF WITH A CROWBAR, PLY OUT 2 OF YOUR BOTTOM RIBS, CALL AN AMBULANCE IF YOU THINK YOU'LL BLEED TO DEATH, BEND OVER AND SUCK YOUR D*CK, THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT
JERICHO: OKAY
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JERICHO: SNAKE, SNAKE, I DID IT, I SUCKED MY OWN D*CK
SNAKE: WOW, YOU ARE A fa**ot, NOW KILL YOURSELF
P.S. IF YOU NEED HELP, CALL MY FORMER, YES MY FORMER FRIEND ROB, HE'LL HELP, HE'LL GET YOU WET, PLUS HE'S A FAG, YOU YOU TO YOU FERMENTED SACK OF SH*T YOUR GAY TOO
253. writes:
oh jericho, i want you to pound my a**, cause no one will, just $20 bucks, come on, i want your d*** in my ass, and your balls in my mouth, i love hairy a**, hell, i like your sons if you have any, i want to screw them, cause i'm a hot horny fa**ot, come on $20 i get your winkie wet
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"And what the big deal with Dimebag? He was a redneck who could play guitar decently and that was about it. For me, he wasn't Pantera alone. So shut the f*** up, with all these exaggareted Dimebag mourning crap, and give the man a rest. Capice."
im actually amazed that i agree with your opinion on that. too many people riding corpses. i think i realized how far it went when i heard that nickleback song "side of a bullet" and all i could think of was dimebag rolling in his grave while a bunch of canadian p***ies rearrange his solos for their own end.
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NO OFFENSE FEARTHEDJE, BUT I THINK NOT ONLY COULD DIMEBAG PLAY GUITAR, HE WAS ALSO A SONGWRITER, WHICH SINCE I DO MOST THE WORK FOR MY BAND WHICH INCLUDES SONGWRITING, AND WRITING RIFFS, ALL OF THEM TO BE TRUTHFUL, THE REASON DIME IS MOURNED IS CAUSE, HE WAS AN INSPIRATION, AND PEOPLE CARED ABOUT HIM, IF YOU EVER MET DIMEBAG, WISH I DID, BUT DIDN'T, PEOPLE WOULD NOT ONLY SAY HE WAS TALENTED, BUT WAS A DOWN TO EARTH NICE GUY, ALSO WELL KNOWN IN THE METAL COMMUNITY, THE COMMUNITY LOST A FRIEND WHO THEY CARED FOR, AND HAD LOT OF RESPECT, THINK ABOUT IT, I YOU CARED FOR SOMEONE THAT DIED WOULD YOU MOURN THEM, BUT ONE THING I DO AGREE WITH FEARTHEDJE, IS THAT WE SHOULD LET THE MAN REST IN PEACE, LETTING GO IS HARD, BUT IN LIFE YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO GET OVER THINGS, SURE I'M A FAN OF DIMEBAG BUT, I THINK THE MAN'S SPIRIT NEEDS A REST, EVEN THE DEAD HAVE FEELINGS, WE SHOULD REMEMBER DIME, NOT FOR HIS DEATH, BUT FOR WHO, AND WHAT HE WAS, AND WHAT HE BROUGHT US, HIS MUSIC, NOW I THINK IT'S TIME TO LET GO, IT'S BEEN ALMOST 3 YEARS, DIME YOU WILL NEVER BEEN FORGOTTEN, YOU ARE WITH US, METALHEADS ALWAYS
REST IN PEACE MY FRIEND
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i know what you mean about you having respect and admiration for him, and i dont have any issues with that. its just that me personally, i never really cared for pantera. i mean there were a few songs here and there that i thought were really good like cemetery gates, but other than that i just heard riffs that other countless "musicians" would rip off. he was the originator, but his legacy isnt one that i necessarily care for and i think because of that, i find it hard to really get into pantera and dimebag's guitar work.
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jericho, f*ck me in the a**, if i haven't introduced myself, i'm rob, and i love f*cking your mom and dad in the ass, if you have children, bring them too, i'm a deranged, phedophile, i wanna lick your balls, and suck on your pubic hair, i want you to twist my nipples til' they hurt, give you a rimjob, then stick my tongue down your throat, you can also lick the corn and feces off my p***s, ohhh yea, f*ck me i'm rrrrrrooooooobbbbbbbbb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. suck my d***, i'm really horny right now
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UH HUH, JERICHO AND ROB, PERFECT MATCH, BOTH ARE fa**otS, AND BOTH ARE OBCESSED, WITH THE TELETUBBIES, (MAINLY TINKIE WINKIE, THAT FAG) $20 fa**ot PAY ROB UP, YOU KNOW YOU WANT ROB, IT'S PROBABLY THAT ONLY PIECE OF A** YOU GET, BTW JERICHO, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT YOUR D*CK WET? NEVER, SO PAY UP QUEER, (NOT ME I'M STRAIGHT) YOU GIVE ROB $20, HE'LL GET YOU WET, AND HE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO DO SOMETHING, FUNKY TO ME, THAT'S WHY I DON'T HANG OUT WITH ROB NOW, HE'S A PERVERT, AND A fa**ot
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Philip Anselmo is one of the strongest motherf***ers out there man. he doesnt give a sh** about what you say or about what i say. he is a human being...and strong and determined one. he wanted nothing but the best with dime and pantera. all he wanted was to take a break to make down II and superjoint. he has returned...can you feel it????? well i certainly believe that we all have soemthing to learn from him. strength. determination. merciless. forever. live well be well
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277. writes:
snake, motherf***ing kill yourself man. seriously your senseless babble was funny for a about a minute but now is just annoying. oh let me guess now you're gonna kick my a$$ through a message board! gasp! charlotte, north carolina. if youre so tough come get me. seriously..........and its funny how you put giant digital d***s on the screen and in actual size they're all pretty small......i guess you're going for realism huh? yours probably is as small as the screen shows.....and i got a pretty big computer screen too! ok enough on bashing the special kid sorry everyone....but seriously when is he going to stop thinking he owns this site? phil anselmo..........im getting tired of hearing about him.........i feel bad for him and all, but seriously let dimebag rest in peace and stop whining.
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HEY A**HOLE, YOU NEVER SEEN MY D*CK, BET IT'S BIGGER THAN YOURS A**WIPE, I LIVE IN VIRGINIA SO, I WOULD HAVE TO TRAVEL LONG DISTANCE, ANYWAY, BET YOU COULD'NT BEAT ME ANYWAY, YOU PROBABLY CAN'T PUT UP A FIGHT, SO YOU PROBABLY AIN'T WORTH MY TIME ANYWAY, AND EXCUSE ME I'M NORMAL, I'M JUST SLIGHTY F*CKED, AND I NEVER SAID I OWN THIS SITE, IF SOMEONE BASHES ME, I TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, BUT I CAN ALWAYS CONTACT DEATHBRINGER, SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH, STUPID S.O.B
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no you're right im pretty short actually, so your fat a$$ would just trample me.........but its funny how a couple word scan fire you up so much, its hilarious to instigate with idiots. its also funny how you havent said anything in days but immediately responded to this is pretending to be tuffxcore online your only thing to do, im curious? and of course i've never seen your d*** im not into sh** like that. is your caps button stuck again?
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reading this page it started out with a load of reasonable comments and then quickly descended into the f***in most stupid bunch of name calling this side of a special needs kindergarten.People who insult by proxy via a computer are at best a numb joke, and at worst gutless f***in cowards. RIP DIME. YOU ARE TRULY MISSED. To VINNIE, RITA, PHIL, REX, you have lived through tragedy that no one should have to face.I tuly hope things can be resolved in time. Strength through healing..........STRONGER THAN ALL !!!
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and snake, i think you meant im with you, LM77. lol.
rising end, it was jericho who thinks that he owns this site. and snake didnt say anything for 3 days. i wouldnt call that a long time. and he was probably just waiting for jericho or some other annoying b*tch to return with a lame comeback about his posts. but apparently that annoying b*tch was you. and read post 271 you lame fa**ott.
the main reason im on snakes side is im sick of a$$holes like jericho, and the frauds, and snake has every right to be p*ssed at machine man, who started it all.
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Snake u fat f***ing COW why are u still alive, i would kill my self if i was 5'2 270lbs with a 2inch weiner. AHAHAHAHA u fat Monkey!!And Rising REd u f***ing commi, go f*** your mother. Phil rules and so does everything the guys does, with the exception of maybe, and i mean just MAYBE Viking Crown. R.I.P Dime
p.s And f*** Cynic wherever that inbreeding hick is!
293. writes:
HEY SH*TBAG, MISTAKE 5'9, PLUS LOST WEIGHT 245LBS NOW, AND TWO INCH WEINER? HELL NO, PLUS YOU'LL NEVER SEEN MY D*CK, SO SHUT UP YOU c** LICKING PUNK, BTW GO SUCK YOUR OWN D*CK, YOU MARILYN MANSON WANNABE, WELL WITH THE EXCEPTION THAT YOUR JUST, A F*CKLESS SCUMBAG, THE ONLY WAY YOU WOULD GET P*SSY IS F*CKING YOUR SLUT MOM, OR DAD, fa**ot, HEY DO ME A FAVOR GO TO NEWGROUNDS.COM LOOK UP AUTHOR EDDIEBALIN, LOOK UP I LOVE YA'LL SO MUCH, TYPE IN WHEN LOADED, XXXBODOMOFMYNUTSXXX, PRESS ENTER SIT BACK AND LAUGH, AIN'T MY WORK BUT IT'S WHAT I THINK ABOUT YOU, AND IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOU MOUTH, YOU'LL REGRET IT
295. writes:
hi bodomofmynuts, wanna get wet? $20 bucks, you got it, i wanna f*ck you, suck my d***, get me wet, i'll suck your balls, bang me b*tch, i'm rrrrrrooobbbb, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbbbb, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
298. writes:
HEY BODOMOFMYNUTS, GO F*CK ROB, fa**ot, IT'S PROBABLY THE ONLY PIECE OF A** YOU'LL GET, BESIDES YOUR SLUTTY A** MOM, AND DRUNK AND RETARED DAD, OR GRANDAD, OH MY BAD YOU WOULD HAVE TO GET YOUR MOM DRUNK FIRST, I RECOMMEND THE FOLLOWING, JOHNNIE WALKER, CROWN ROYAL, CHIVAS REAGAL, JAMESONS, MACALLAN, WILD TURKEY, WOODFORD RESERVE, JACK DANIELS, EVEN OLD GRANDAD, THIS IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE YOU NUTLESS, B*TCHA** fa**ot, GET YOUR MOM DRUNK, AND F*CK HER, PROBABLY THE ONLY P*SSY YOU'LL GET, OR TAKE ROB, fa**ot, $20 a$$hole, DO IT, YOU FLAMMING fa**ot, (NOT ME I'M STRAIGHT), SO DO IT, THIS IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE, YOU MOTHERF*CKING PUNKA** fa**ot
301. writes:
ENOUGH OF BASHING THE POOR A**HOLE, ANYWAY ONE MORE TIME BEFORE I GET ON TOPIC, TAKE YOUR PICK, F*CK YOUR ALCOHOLIC MOM, WHOS ALSO A CRACK WHORE, GET WET WITH ROB, OR GET A PROSTITUTE, WHO'S OVER 90, WHO'S P*SSY IS SKANKY, WITH FLIES ALL IN IT, AND HAS DENTURES, MAYBE EVEN NO TEETH, WITH HAIRY ARMPITS, AND HASN'T BATHED IN MONTHS, AND LIVES ON THE STREETS, WITH HARDLY NO MONEY, AND SHE HAS AIDS, SO THERE YOU GO A**HOLE, TAKE YOUR PICK
302. writes:
No thanks Rob, stick to f***ing your buttbuddy Little Snake. And Snake you monstrous CLOSET HOMO, go on a Diet u c*** smoker, try running! U COW ahahahahahaahahaha. It really has to suck taking that little yellow bus to school everymorning, doesnt it. And that 90 year old prostitute sounds allot like your mother who is probally your sister you inbreeding hick. ahahahah. But seriously if i was 5'1 and 350lbs i would kill myself, or at least try not eating 200 twinkies as day. ahahahahaha
303. writes:
hey fagg*t, yeah im talking to you bodomofmynuts, you sh*thead. youre probably a skinny a$$ 6 foot 100 pounder jealous of everyone heavier than you. why dont you try grabbing your wrinkly nutsack and lift it once in a while, thats a good work out for you. take some man protein you weakass biitch. Now shut the fukk up or ill track you down and beat down your puny lil a$$.
and post 297, he doesnt have one, no point in trying to get it wet.
304. writes:
BIGGER THAN YOURS PUNK, YOU SH*T-SUCKING SCUMBAG, TAKES A COW TO KNOW ONE B*TCH, I'VE GRADUATED, DID YOU LITTLE BOY, HELL NAW, YOU BETTER RUN TO CATCH THAT BUS, HEY, DON'T FORGET YOUR SLUT MOM, TO PACK YOUR LUNCH, A**WIPE, PLUS ABOUT THE TWINKIE'S I DON'T EAT THEM ALOT, SO YOU CAN TAKE THOSE TWINKIE'S AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT, A**HOLE, AND IF THAT WAS MY MOM, YOU'VE BETTER BE PRAYING A**SUCKER, CAUSE SOUNDS LIKE YOURS, DON'T GET ME MIXED UP YOU MOTHERF*CKING PIECE OF SH*T, APOLOGIZE, OR GET BEAT AFTER I TRACK YOU DOWN, I'M 5'9 245, I WILL PUT YOU ON YOUR A**, D*CKWAD, YOU HAD BETTER LISTEN TO ME, OR YOU'LL REGRET IT, APOLOGIZE NOW, OR GET HURT, YOUR LITTLE INSULTS MEAN NOTHING TO ME
306. writes:
OH YEA BODOMOFMYNUTS, YOU HITLER WORSHIPPING SKINHEAD, YOU HAD BETTER, BACKOFF, JACKOFF, CAUSE I BEAT UP PEOPLE LIKE YOU, BECAUSE, THEY ARE LOW-LIFE PIECE OF SH*T, IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE I SHALL BEAT YOU, LIKE I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR MOM'S P*SSY, SO YOU BETTER SHUT UP, LITTLE BOY, BEFORE I TRACK AND BEAT YOU DOWN, YOU NEO-NAZI fa**ot
311. writes:
I apologize to everyone in this post, iam 11years old and and am morbidly obese. I also have a very common p***s obsession, ive heard about 10%of children have them, so once again im also sorry for constantly writing in capital letters like a uneducated moron. Also i would like to come out to all my fellow metalheads, that yes i am GAY. Their is nothing wrong with being gay, look at Rob Halford, and Freddie Mercury. Awsome performers!
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317. writes:
Snake...
Everytime you run your mouth and talk, maggots and black tar comes out of your mouth creating and inhumane odor stretching for miles. You're indeed in need of counseling, after being the all-seeing all-knowing deity, I have decided to reinvent myself. For I am someone in this site far more glamourous and greater than all you maggots.
Snake, you and the rest of the orgy such as Liquid slurper, and Godlike are indeed welcome into my b****dom paradise. Where you will be the targets of my torture and delights.
Snake do you not long for the day, you will no longer be the butt of anyone jokes, you foul-mouthed shamoo? Do you not long to fix your sodomizing rug-munching acts, you filthy uncoothed ape?
I am he who will from now be reffered from each and every single one of you, as the lord, the all mighty for in this site.
I have made my point clear. People agree with my opinions on Dimebag, on every metal band that needs to resume or drop dead. I am indeed the embodiment and cornerstone of this sodomized site.
For that...I...Jericho, the Libido wonder, the paragon of evil, the succulent boy toy, will reinvent himself into what I should truly be call among you maggots...for I am he the allmighty
GOD!!!!!!
320. writes:
I AM THE ONE YOU PRAY TO IN YOUR TIMES OF DEEP DESPAIR.THE ONE WHO RIGHT BEFORE YOUR LAST BREATH IS TAKEN DECIDES YOUR FATE IN THE AFTERLIFE. HAVE YOU LIVED THE LIFE OF A PURE GOD FEARING PERSON ? OR HAVE YOU GONE THE ROUTE OF THE DEMON SEEDS THAT NOW PLAGUE SOCIETY? ACCEPT THE GOOD WORD AND TURN YOUR LIFE AROUND !
I AM THE LORD WHO WILL CLEANSE THY MINDS OF YOU HEATHENS.
HE WHO DOES NOT BELIEVE IN ME HAS NO CHANCE FOR SURVIVAL. YOU CANNOT TAKE YOUR PRECIOUS POSSESIONS WITH YOU WHEN THE TIMES COMES TO MEET YOUR CREATOR. I AM A KIND BUT INTOLERABLE LORD. DO NOT TEST MY PATIENCE SINNERS. JOIN MY FLOCK AND BEGIN TO HEAL THY MINDS.
321. writes:
SNAKE, YOUR TIME IS NIGH. YOU SHALL BE THE FIRST TO WITNESS THE FURY OF THE NEWLY RECREATED LORD. YOUR NOT TO LATE, WHILE YOU ARE STILL LIVING, CRAWLING LIKE A LIMPING HYENA IN THE FACE OF THE EARTH, YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO RECEIVE ME BLESSING. COME THEE AND JOIN MY FLOCK SINNER. OR YOU WILL BE SEND TO THE FIERY PITS OF HELL, YOU VILE UNCOOTHED BABOON.
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323. writes:
congrats fags, you all are fighting over the internet like retards.
anyway, phil anselmo may have been the cause of the breakup of pantera, but come on, he's one of the greatest metal vocalists of all time in my opinion.
Snake is just a spammer who talks big behind his keyboard. Don't pay attention to him.
324. writes:
WHO EVER IS IMPERSONATING ME, WILL BE BEAT, I SOUNDS LIKE BMN, SO IF THAT'S YOU COME ON DOWN, SO I CAN BEAT YOUR LITTLE A**, PUNKA** SMARTMOUTHING, B*STARD, AS FOR THE OTHER, SODOMIZED, A**WIPING C*CKSUCKER JERICHO, YOU DON'T KNOW TORTURE, I PUT NAILS IN YOUR FINGERTIPS, NEEDLES IN YOUR EYES, HOT RODS UP YOUR A**, NAIL YOUR TONGUE TO PINEWOOD, CUT OUT YOUR TEETH WITH PLIERS, I FORGOT NAILS IN YOUR TOES AND FOOT, REMOVE YOUR RIBS WITH CROWBARS, TWIST THE KNIFE SLOWLY IN YOUR BACK, TIL YOU SCREAM MY NAME, SAME WITH BMN, WHEN I FIGHT, I ABOUT TEARING MY OPPONENT APART, AND TORTURING THEM, SO YOU IMPERSONATING ME, AND INSULTING ME, YOU GO AHEAD A**HOLE, IT'S ALL FUN TIL, I TRACK YOU DOWN AND BEAT YOU, I CAN BE YOUR BEST FRIEND OR WORST ENEMY, BUT YOU BMN AND JERICHO AND IMPERSONATERS, ARE DECIDING TO GO AGAINST ME, RUN THEIR LITTLE MACHO MAN MOUTHS, AND INSULT ME, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO, YOUR PLAYING WITH FIRE, YOU WILL BE BEATEN SO TRY AGAIN, I'LL MAKE YOU REGRET IT, I'M A VENGEFUL PERSON, IF YOU MAKE ME THAT WAY, COME WITH ME, I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO HELP YOU OUT, I CAN BE YOUR BEST FRIEND OR WORST ENEMY, YOU DECIDE
326. writes:
I love man juice! their! i said it! These are the lyrics to my new song, and yes, by the way my band is a metal band. Much like my idols AX7. But anyway here it goes. The love between two men, the love between two men, is betta then a womens, is betta then a womens, womens.
How do u like me now u sexy beast Jericho 1,2,and 3. And GOD2umaggots, what in tarnation are u talking about, but u know what u sound sexy. Wannabe friends on myspace? My handle is 2inchSnakeforyalove.
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327. writes:
Omg, another fraud.
Snake may be talking big (Never heard of someone getting beat over an internet threat...), but at least he uses his own nick to do it, unlike you buttf*cking p*ssies who are scarred of getting caught. If you are going to flame him, at least don't look like a f*cking moron while doing it.
328. writes:
SHUT UP BMN, YOUR DAD HAD A 2 INCH, NOT ME C*CKSUCKER, AND MY BAND WOULD'NT GO THAT D*MN LOW, MAYBE YOU f***LESS B*STARD, SO SHUT UP, YOU'VE NEVER SEEN MY D*CK, IT'S BIGGER THAN YOUR'S YOU HAVE NONE, SO F*CK OFF, MINE IS DECENT, YOU HAVE NONE, YOU NYMPH, SO SHUT UP, I'M NOW SICK OF A**HOLES LIKE BMN, WHO THINK'S THEY CAN INSULT ME, YET THEY DON'T HAVE A p***s, THEY DON'T HAVE BALLS, THEY CAN'T GET P*SSY, THEY WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING, BUT A DRIED UP FRUITY PIECE OF SH*T, AND I WOULD NOT POST LYRICS, IT CAN BE STOLEN SO TRY AGAIN, SHOW YOUR SELF, I WANT YOU TO COME TO PORTSMOUTH VA, SO I CAN F*CK YOU OVER, I BET YOUR DEAD GRANDPARENTS OR RELATIVES ARE SUCKING C*CKS IN HELL, YOU MOTHERF*CKING WORTHLESS C*CKSUCKER, AND STICK YOUR C*CK UP YOUR DADS A** IF YOU HAVE A d*** B*TCH, LOW-LIFE, D*CKSUCKING SON OF A B*TCHING F*GGOT, YOU SH*T-EATING WORM, I HATE YOU WITH A PASSION, LEAVE ME ALONE, BEFORE, I SET OFF TO GET YA, REMEMBER, I GOT RELATIVES OVER THE WHOLE COUNTRY, I DON'T NEED BACK UP, BUT IF YOUR LONG DISTANCE, BETTER SAY YOUR PRAYER'S, I CAN TELL THEM WHAT TO DO, AFTER I HACK INTO YOUR PC, I YOU ALL THAT PUT ME DOWN KEEP GOING I'LL MAKE SURE THAT YOU HAVE HELL TO PAY, DO ME A FAVOR GO TO AFGANISTAN AND DIE, A**HOLES (ONES WHO INSULTS ME,) IF ALL YOU CAN DO IS USE MY SCREEN NAME TO GET AT ME, YOUR JUST A P*SSY, CAUSE YOU CAN'T COME BACK AT ME WITH A GOOD INSULT, SO DO ME A FAVOR, SAY SOMETHING, B*TCH, I WANT YOU TO, A**WIPES, SHOW YOURSELF WHERE DO YOU LIVE, YOU MOTHERF*CKING A**, P*SSY LITTLE G*RLS, I WISH YOU WOULD DIE, GODD*AMN PR*CKS
330. writes:
DO NOT TEST MY WRATH, YOU VILE UNCOOTHED APE!!! I AM HE THE SHINING LIGHT AT THEN END OF THE MISERABLE TUNNEL THAT IS YOUR LIFE. REPENT NOW SINNER, AND TURN THY ACT AROUND FROM SELLING YOUR BUTT CHEEKS IN THE CITY STREETS, YOU IGNORANT FOOL!!!
SNAKE, IN ORDER FOR GOD TO FORGIVE YOU, YE SHALL CREATE A POEM DEDICATED TO WORSHIPPING ME, SINNER!!!
331. writes:
KALLAH, STOP OPENING THY BUTT CHEEKS TO THE DESPERATE HOMO, SNAKE!!! YOU MUST TURN FRO BEING A HUMPED DUCK, TO THE MAN I CREATED YOU TO BE, SINNER.
STOP TASTING THE HARD MANJUICE OF A MEN, AND APPRECIATE THE SOFT TOUCH OF A WOMAN, YOU HOMOSEXUAL SINNER!!!
CYNIC, I SHALL DEAL WITH YOU LATER, YOU FRECKLE-FACED THREE EYED NYMPH.
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343. writes:
POST 241 F*CK YOU FRAUD, THIS IS ME SH*T-SUCKER, COME OUT YOU P*SSY LIKE SAID POST 328, IF THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET TO ME IS IMPERSONATING ME, YOU'RE A P*SSY, COME OUT, P*SSY, AND I BET IT'S BMN, I'M NOT RETARDED, I'M JUST ADD AND BIPOLAR, SO BMN I KNOW IT'S YOU, SO I'M CALLING RELATIVES RIGHT NOW TO THE BOARD, TO SHUT YOU UP, CAN'T DO IT ON THE INTERNET, BUT I CAN FIND OUT WHERE YOU ARE
344. writes:
i got this man, you have to meet this man to know this man, he ain't retarded, like he said he's ADD and bipolar, to bmn, shut up, you don't know him, and why do you pick at him, yet he has no intention toward you, but to leave him alone, to me i think your a b*stard son of a b*tch, with no soul, now i'll find where you are, and SNAKE will be there to beat your a** f*ck tard, so shut up get some p*ssy like SNAKE said, wait you can't like he said, so go back to the lake and get a fishjob, F*CKFACE
345. writes:
BMN i hope you burn in hell, you dog-f*cking fa**ot, go get a hickie from rob, you c*cksucker, and burn in hell with him, treat him right, and you shall be forgiven, this will be a reunion on this board and, those whose for out of, disrespect, jealousy, or just being and old fashioned c*cksucking loser like bmn, shall be punished, now SNAKE is a good man, very wise, very metal, very tough, very respected, and friendly, but those that go against him, he has anger problems, so people like jericho and bmn better just f*ck off
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347. writes:
bmn, from the looks of things i hate you with a passion, btw your the retard, b*tch, you'll never match SNAKE'S abilities, repect, strengths, power, or talent's, you will be a worthless man whore, who can't do nothing but be an a**hole, and to the losers impersonating SNAKE, i hope you die, stupid mofos, and to BMN, suck my d*ck, fa**ot
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352. writes:
SOME 411 ON BMN, AKA C*CKSUCKING TRANSVESSTITE WITH TOURETTE'S SYNDROME, BMN, SEVERED HIS D*CK BECAUSE, THE FAG WANTED A P*SSY, SO I'M OVERWEIGHT, BIGGER THAN YOU fa**ot, SO I'M SLIGHTY F*CKED, (NOT RETARDED), BUT NORMAL, WHEN YOU HAND ME TWINKIES, I TELL YOU SHOVE IT UP YOUR HOMOSEXUIAL A**, AND ME RETARD? YOU MOM AND DAD IS A RETARD, LIKE YOU, YOU SENSELESS, PIECE OF SH*T, YOU LIKE MACHINE MAN, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, D*CK, AND THINK YOU CAN INSULT ME WITH TELLING ME SOMETHING THAT I KNOW I'M NOT, SO GO AHEAD, YOUR DIGGING A HOLE, SAY SOMETHING PUNK, I SPIT IN YOUR FACE, TEABAGGING, PRESIDENTAL C*CKSUCKER, IF I WOULD SEE YOU ON THE STREET, I WOULD BEAT THE HOLY SH*T OUT OF YOU, FIRST BEAT YOU TO WHERE YOU CAN'T MOVE, DRAG YOU TO BE TORTURED, PUT A HOOK THROUGH YOUR NECK, PUT NEEDLES IN YOU EYES, SEVERE A PIECE OF YOUR SKULL FOR A TROPHY, THEN WEAR IT AS A NECKLACE, PUT THE SALT IN YOUR WOUNDS, PISS AND SH*T ON YOU, CHOKE YOU WITH A VICE GRIP MACHINE, TWIST THE KNIFE SLOWLY IN YOUR BACK TIL YOU SCREAM MY NAME, AND GO SOME MORE, RIP OFF YOUR FINGERNAILS, WHIP YOU WITH HEATED CHAINS, HANG YOU UP BY ONE LEG AFTER I'M DONE, SO A RUSH OF BLOOD WILL GO TO YOUR HEAD, LAST YOU'LL BE THROWN IN A VAT OF ACID, WITH NAILS THROUGH YOUR TESTICLES, SO GO AHEAD, IF I FIND YA, YOU'RE DEAD
357. writes:
Ahahaha SNAKE u f***ing GIRL!, what are those ur retarted realtives, let me guess they look like the cast from the Hills Have Eyes. Do u know how stupid u make yourslef look u dumbf***ing immature KID. And that wasnt me impersonating ur pathetic a$$ u f***ing loser. But who ever did, i got to admit it was f***ing hilarious.I wouldnt grace myself with your stupid f***ing name in a millenia u dumb f***ing COW. And your little ryhming poem was the stupidest f***ing sh** i have ever heard in my life, do u think anyone even believes ur fat ass. Just kill yourself, or go graze on a farm with the rest of your family u f***ing inbreeding hick.
Now Playing: f*** Cynic:my hate for u is eternal
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1. russ writes:
phil anselmo is a a$$ hole he did not care about dimebag are vinnie paul . vh1 did a good job it showed
dimebag as a ture metal god he was loved my everybody r.i.p.dime