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Shining Replace Singer On Possible Suicide Of Last
Swedish black metallers SHINING have posted the following statement regarding frontman Niklas Kvarforth has committed suicide:
"There have been many rumours saying that our front-man, founder Kvarforth is dead, we wish these speculations to be put to an end by telling you what we know: a couple of days ago, we received a letter from a person very close to Kvarforth telling us that Kvaforth had decided to leave this world behind and also introducing as a kind off last will, a new singer to replace him for future events of Shining. All that we know for 200% is that Kvarforth has been missing for the past four weeks and might be dead. We don´t really know for us, the band. This comes as no surprise as he has been suffering from extreme anxiety and depression the past six months and some truly extreme things, considering his own personal life, occurred dramatically right before he disappeared. However, we wish to send our deepest regrets to our friend and sadistical leader Kvarforth wherever he might be! Kvarforth did as mentioned, involve a new singer in the band without telling us before he left. His name is Ghoul and will be introduced on the release-show we are holding in December. No one of us, the band members have meet him yet but a contact have been established via letter-exchange, and as this was Kvarforth’s own will, we are now officially presenting our newest member, whoever this might be, Ghoul. It shall also be said that both me and the guys in the band have heard Kvarforth's wish that Shining should get a new singer if he died or disappeared but we never thought that it would come to this point! But it has so we welcome Ghoul to this misery."
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31 Comments on "Shining Replace Singer On Possible Suicide Of Last"
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5. writes:
yeah, me too. They havn't actually found a body, I took it, so maybe he just got sick of it all (rad band...) and went for the ol' hermit lifestyle. I've thought of doing that before. Taking an extended vacation to the forests where nobody knows...away from all the tensions of modern-day life...f*** that, you'd have to grow your own vege patch, and I happen to HATE gardening...
6. writes:
Is this what that psychologist was predicting....a chain reaction suicide...damn maybe its something thats catchy... is it a coincidence that its a Swedish blackmetal band..? Is this what they need to do to get headlines...? Damn I wouldnt wanna be a Swedish black metal singer right now.....thats a lot of FUC*IN compition for the spotlight....!!!!!!!! what a truly hard act to follow....
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11. writes:
You are absolutely right. I bet this is nothing more than a stunt. Hey this guy you've never heard of is going to front your band because I am vanishing (or whatever) you better do what I say or I will haunt you from beyond the grave!! What a load of crap. But it is working because untill I read this post I had never heard of the shinning.
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19. writes:
Hey whoever you are.....whats up with this godlike2 sh*t.... Do you feel that you are worthy of this title.....?
Before you use a name like this you should aquire some training in the use of the English language....particularly a better grasp of spelling and grammar....
Is there a reason you chose to be "like me"..?
21. writes:
I am wondering who this imposter is...? I am wondering if they are sitting in an English grammar and spelling class today..?
My classroom is full at the present time, but if a student shows a willingness to learn, and enough potential, than I would take on the task of teaching the the ways of becoming godlike...
It is not a quality that is easily obtained...it has taken me many years of training, hard work and alot of dedication.................
LOL hahahhaha.... now that is a sign of a true "poser"
22. writes:
I know how to speak English you idiot and I will teach it also to your mom in a different wat! Don't worry! You should kill yourself "Godlike" or whoever you are-like Kvarforth! Otherweise your little mommy will cry for you... Don't you know still who am I ? Hah! You are totally an idiot!
23. writes:
Hey there you are....its only been a couple weeks of waitng..somehow I knew the imposter would be back... I see that the grasp of Grammar and Spelling is somehow within reach...but you are still having some trouble with spelling..
I guess, I must also suggest the proper usage of punctuation..It makes it so much easier for the reader to understand....
Actually, you illiterate moron...there is nothing little about my mother either.. !!! I am thinkin she could probably kick your a$$....
24. writes:
You should not talk with your FATHER like that!!!! Send my greetings to your MOM one more time and tell her that I don't like her anal performance... By the way, my idiot SON; if you wanna learn English, Deutch or Russian, let me know... Your mom has alreday learnt! Cheerz idiot!
25. writes:
Well hello there... I guess you dont have school today... or did the short bus miss your stop.?
Once again, you have made yourself look like a complete idiot... your usage of every aspect of the English language is preposterous.... Let me know your address and maybe I can send you some elementary English grammar and spelling books.....I would hope that maybe after reading and comprehending whats in these books,it will help you find a future in something other than fast food service.... Going by what you have said so far...I think you could handle a simple task like "do you want fries with that"
So if I might suggest, maybe instead of making some idiotic reply to this comment,you should stick your tail between your legs,hang your head in shame and go pick on someone with the same intelligence level as you have....I bet there are some mentally retarded kids that live in your area...or better yet...maybe just look in a mirror and laugh...cause thats what I am doing right now...laughing at you...and I cant even see you....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahhahahahhaha hehehehehehe
You are actually quite possibly a freak of nature,because you know absolutely $hit about nothing...... To a point I actually feel sorry for you, but keep your chin up though... Mcdonalds is always hiring....
26. writes:
Hello there... Actually I was laughting to you too... And as I can see that you look angry! Hmm you become a loser! Hahaaahaaa... Funny homo!!! Hmm, I should speak this problem with your mom! Probably she can help you about this... Poor gay, hope that I didn't break your "pink" heart!
Ahh, you ask my adress for the books, hmm so its better to give them to your ugly mom, so when I come there to "cum" her face and a$$ next time, I can take them from her... Don't worry, her screams can't hear from outside... Pinky boy...
So I won't be here anyway but you can find me when I will be f***in' your mom from time to time... Until you meet your "real" father, for more info and date, call your b****-mom!
Sorry but you are really stupid! Hahahaa
27. writes:
OK, you have now revealed your true maturity level.. I remember when I was 7 and thought I was the coolest person ever..Then I started learning how to read and write and use complete sentences with proper punctuation and I was even cooler...!!! By the time I was 12, I was cooler and smarter than you will ever be...
As for my sexual preference, well I would have to say that I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body....I just cant seem to get enough pu$$y...!!!!!
But that is not even the point of this...You inevitably want, to show everyone that reads this, just how incredibly ignorant you really are.. Its Ok if you want to continue with this little game,I am self employed and get lots of time to sit on the computer and chat .. I find it quite amusing...I am really hoping for a reply,because your language skills keep getting worse with every comment you make....I am enjoying seeing you make a fool of yourself...
28. writes:
it would be hilarious if everybody (the ten or twenty people who have actually heard of the band) showed up to the release, and the "dead" singer pops out of a cake and says im alive guys it was a joke. or some equally random lame sh** like that. this is still a very awkward situation though.
30. writes:
What a huge dump of crap... seriously, do anyone really belive he is dead?? Can`t you f***ups see this is a stunt? And yes, he will probably pop out of a cake and do a striptease..haha! Wanna bet? And godlike and godlike2, stop b****ing like two homosexual retards!
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1. psythe writes:
Maybe Ghoul kidnapped Kvarforth, made him sign a phoney will and suicide note thing and then killed him...or tied him to a tree in a forest or something, lol. This is probably the oddest story I've read in a while!