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Gwar To Get Own Line Of Action Figures

posted Aug 1, 2006 at 1:45 PM by MindSlavor.  (11 Comments)

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This August, Shocker toys will unleash a powerful force onto the sleepy little inhabitants of this plastic buying world. That force is called GWAR!! Like any good army, GWAR will send out some advance scouts to the Donald E. Stephens Convention Center in Rosemont... just to freak out the Cosplay kids. Sculpted by Justice Joseph, we present the GWAR: First Assault Edition Beef Cake the Mighty Exclusive Resin Figure!! When asked for a comment, Geoff Beckett replied "No, no. We couldn't possibly make the name any longer." Be sure to hunt down Shocker Toys at the Wizard World Chicago Con this year at booth# 636 and get your GWAR while it lasts! (limited to 80pcs) On hand will also be the Wizard World Skeleton Shockini: Undead Scalper exclusive (limited to 200pcs)

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11 Comments on "Gwar To Get Own Line Of Action Figures"

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1. metal2death writes:

i will buy all of them.

# Aug 1, 2006 @ 2:03 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. DrunkIrishMetal writes:

Hahaha that is f***ing awesome. They'll sell, too.

# Aug 1, 2006 @ 3:15 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. KORNDOGG writes:

YEAH THEY WILL SELL ABOUT AS MUCH AS THEIR MUSIC DID!!!!

GIVE ME A f***EN BREAK, YOU ALL WOULD BUY THEM WOULDNT YOU, YA f***EN LOSERS!!!!

# Aug 1, 2006 @ 4:47 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. shadow soldier writes:

it actually suprises me they don't already have action figures.

# Aug 1, 2006 @ 5:53 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. Skript writes:

korndogg do you have anything better to do than troll a metal sight flaming metal bands. Your a f***ing looser get a life

# Aug 1, 2006 @ 7:50 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. mr kmadd writes:

im sure hell look under jonathan davis's kilt when
korn puts out there action figures. fag.

# Aug 1, 2006 @ 7:54 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. MR KORNDOGG writes:

KORN HAS HAD ACTION FIGURES FOR ABOUT 6 YEARS NOW, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN RULIN YOU f***!!!!!!!!
NO SCRIPT THATS NOT WHAT I DO, BUT WHEN I SEE SOMETHING AS STUPID AS THIS I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING!

# Aug 2, 2006 @ 7:17 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. Vayne Theories writes:

You dont have to, yo ujust open your mouth and the ignorance automatically flows.

# Aug 2, 2006 @ 1:17 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. sexacutioner writes:

korndogg just needs to p**s off & leave us to the ultimate action figure collection that his broke a** cant afford!!!!!!!!!

# Aug 8, 2006 @ 4:05 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. sexacutioner writes:

QUIT LOOKIN UP JONATHAN DAVIS'S KILT FLAMIN HUMAN FILTH!!!!

# Aug 8, 2006 @ 4:08 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. Diamond Oz writes:

Give it twenty years and Lordi will have their own line lol.

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