Korn Plan Two CD Release Shows

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Korn have lined up two more gigs around the release of "See You on the Other Side" - at the Congress Theatre in Chicago on December 2 and at the Palladium in Worcester, Massachusetts, on December 8. "It will be great to play some club dates and get close to the fans and feed off that energy," frontman Jonathan Davis said of the band's four shows next month. "We can't wait to play some of the music from the new record." The band is mapping out an extensive U.S. tour that's set to launch sometime in March.
Source: MTV.com
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6. writes:
Speaking of PONY UP BASTERS...Didn't you mean "Bastards"?
I bet you didn't know that KRAP was sponsoreed by the shoe company called PONY which was about two years back....
This shows how much this band loves metal when they get sponsors to wear clothes from other companies, instead of conectrating on making music, which by Korns AKA KRAPS standards, Is pretty GODDMAN impossible....
And Tell it like it is....You're a dumbass fa**ot....
SO SAYS LORD AGONY

7. writes:
wow.. tell it like it is.. must be gay becuase i told it like it is just now...hell is where you will soon scumbag. so the album comes out december 2...yay...let the korn bashing begin to there dying days...haha jon davis for you that is just round the corner...haha fa**ot...



10. writes:
i'm not here to argue about korn...whether or not i like them doesn't matter. but you should all realize there's no use in arguing with lord of agony, all it does is fuel his idiotic urge to waste his time and everyone else's in bashing the band whenever a new topic is posted about them (that being said, i'm not posting this because i feel the need to argue...i just want you to shut the hell up, which unfortunately won't ever happen but it's worth a shot). all one needs to do is look at the korn archive to see that this kid has absolutely no life whatsoever....i couldn't begin to count the (LITERALLY) hundreds of posts he has made about how much korn sucks. dude, it's really sad, do you seriously have nothing better to do than wait for a new korn topic to pop up and then say the same goddamn thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over again? jesus, go masturbate or something....even that would be more productive. you're a fool, and it's not because i'm defending korn it's because NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT ANYMORE, not even people who agree that the band is no good. you're probably just a sad, lonely teenager who feels empowered by going around random websites posting your nonsense (and if you're not a teenager it's even worse). get over it already....we all understand by now that you hate the band, but it's not going to change the fact that they are in the music scene. yes, they're out to make money....show me ONE BAND WHO ISN'T! if you really believe there are bands who aren't in it for the money then you're even a bigger moron than i thought. welcome to capitalist america, where EVERYTHING IS A PRODUCT for people to buy regardless of a band's artistic intentions (or lack thereof). maynard of tool said it best: "All you read and wear or see and hear on TV is a product begging for your fatass dirty dollar so ... shut up and buy my new record send more money fu** you buddy." in my opinion tool is the greatest band to have ever existed, if no one else they make music to create art...but they also understand that money is a necessary evil and if they can make it while doing what they love to do well then anyone who disagrees with that can kiss their sweet ass, and pay them some more. i'm not comparing korn to tool because that would be completely absurd...but you, lord of agony, cannot possibly make the claim that bands aren't in it for the money. furthermore, if you really believe that your hatred and condemnation of the band is going to change anything then it looks like you're in for quite a long ride because if they have lasted this long then they're going to be around for a lot longer. again, i'm not defending or supporting them on a personal level but your little crusade is totally worthless and so are you for engaging in it. wow....i bet the band really feels awful that lord of agony considers them total trash, wiggers, sellouts, whatever. i mean, they must really think that they need to quit the music business because of you. and all the fans out there who will support them no matter what....i'm SURE that they are going to read your utter crap and say to themselves "damn, he's right, this band blows." oh wait...the band doesn't even know you exist and nobody else gives a flying d*** about your opinion or your supposed "bands who suck" lists. what you really need is to get laid, find a job, and move out of your parents' house...maybe then you'd actually realize that there is more to life than internet message boards. or hell, you can (and i'm sure will) continue to rot in your current pathetic situation like the little maggot you are. you're exemplary of the kind of person who makes this country a garbage heap. maybe if more people like you concerned themselves with real issues going on in the world we wouldn't be in such an emotionally, moral, and spiritual bind. but no, you'll sit here and talk your crap while the world's situation continues to deteriorate. my last bit of advice: go join the military, maybe you'll get shot and we'll all have less of a headache.
12. writes:
I repeat!
Jesus flying, f***ing, swimming, cherry picking, goat milking, novel reading, Christ!
Yes, Korn suck, now especially.....
They WERE a --major-- influence on rock and metal.....But, they haven't made a good record since 1996! in my humble opinion. The lyrics are the stuff of teenaged diaries now. Not an adult confronting childhood demons....Those days are looong gone.
Korn were NEVER great, just differnt.
This band had alot going for them:
A tormented and once effective vocalist. Guitarists who pushed the envelope on down beat riffs and 7 string depth and a bassist in the style of Flea. Even a compelling drummer who could establish a mood or tone without the rest of the band.
Most or all of this is gone now.
So far gone it's comical.
Like using an atomic bomb on a tribal village gone.
13. writes:
and yeah, I'm pretty much tired of everyone's view of Korn too....My own included.
So unless something epic happens with Korn one way or the other I'm going to try boycotting the Korn threads.
I dont want to hear from the Korn worshipping idiots who can't see (blind, maybe) that their band has sunk to the depths of raw sewage with this new.......Errr, uhm. *cough!* nu-music, and no longer make interesting or unique music.....It IS infact, Krap....not metal.
As for the Korn haters....Find something better to do.
Have a beer with your friends.
Get a girl friend and f*** her.
Go skateboarding
Read a book.
Fill a bag with sh**, light it, leave it on a neighbors doorstep ring the door bell and run.
Play a video game.
Build a goddamned treehouse, I dunno but get a f***ing life.
Anything but this mindless Korn fan bashing.
It's like beating a blind man in a race or a fist fight.
Whats the point?

14. writes:
I agree with RememberMetal?
because korn is to...easy to bash korn so lets leave them alone.
well atleast to there new album comes out because that album is going to there...worst yet...
korn has the worst musicians in metal ...mediocre... at best.
there "blind" fans are idiots none the less.

15. writes:
wow...the intelligence and maturity level of the person who posted # 11 astounds me. you're so articulate, i wish i could express myself in such a creative way! god forbid you people actually had to read a post that uses language above a third grade level. "look mommy, big words!" give me a goddamn break.
but seriously, i fault myself for taking an oppositional stance to lord of agony and for actually putting effort and time into criticizing him...it makes me no better and for that i apologize. however, after a few moments of reflection a bigger flaw in my character has become apparent to me. in the midst of my emotionally driven response i managed to overlook one very simple and concrete fact, namely the overwhelming stupidity that saturates these message boards. i am wholly responsible for succumbing to the low standards of the ignorant buffoons who run rampant throughout this site. it is painfully obvious that 99% of individuals who frequent 'metalunderground' are uneducated, barely literate, and overly opinionated (a dangerous combination), thus making the vast majority of posts either completely illegible or simply infantile (as exemplified by the constant utilization of terms like "fag", "gay", "sucks", and the various forms of vulgarity). though i have no plans on ever returning (i can get my metal news from much better sources anyway), there's no doubt my point will be further illustrated by the multiplicity of responses this post will accumulate. My last words for those conform to the aforementioned description are as such: unfortunately for you there is no more room in the world for idiots, so either find a brain or do everyone a favor and go swim with sharks. you may feel comforted by sitting in front of a computer screen writing nonsensical babble about what bands you may or may not like, however this has absolutely no bearing on reality. your kind is the source of disease in the world, a type of cancer eating the system from the inside out. the affirmation of your very existence is the negation of everything it means to be human. you may despise me with all your being, but i sit here knowing that in a few years i will have made something of my life while most of you are still sitting in front of the same computer posting the same uselss nonsense you do now. it's a shame i even took the time to write this now, but for all it's worth my motivation came in virtue of right intentions. open your eyes because life is passing you by at this very moment, and even though i wasted these few minutes writing this the information found herein might be equivalent to an entire lifetime of your intellectual capacities. welcome to the real world....oh wait, your glimpse of it just evaded you. too bad, maybe you'll get another shot in the next life. goodbye.

16. writes:
To the above poster, you sir are a gentleman and a scholar. If more posters were like you, this website wouldnt be a dump for infantile rejects, and all the intelligent posters wouldn't be out looking for alternative underground metal sites to get their news. I myself am going to boycott this site in favor of more professional and newsworthy metal sites, as i can't stand to read these drivel posts anymore. I will just join you on the list of noteworthy and intelligent posters such as Crenshaw Punch, Ifingh8you, Crashcourseinbrainsurgury, and Chino X as people who have noted the haters as the rejects they are and "retired" from posting/reading on this site again, or at least until Deathbringer can rope in and ban all the losers plagueing his site (my suggestion, a truly members only message board with ban powers given to moderators). f*** you Lord of Agony. f*** you KMADD. f*** YOU LOSERS. all of you. you are destroying this site. congratulations are in order, d***s.



19. writes:
All of you f***ing haters out there just needs to stop acting like a**holes, just because you are not well liked by anyone this is your way of taking out your anger just get a f***ing grip on youself and BOW DOWN TO KORN because they are the best and i am pretty much a big fan of them and for you to just sit there and talk about them because you guys that don't like them are loser and sh**talker .If i was them i would make you lick my a** .good losers trying to make people listen to you.
20. writes:
I tell you...
Its will never stop amazing me how a band can pose this bad, suck at every genre of music they have tried to fuse toghether, and put out unorignal, repetative, annoying realeases that only dumbass trolls enjoy....
And yet still maintain a loyal fanbase...
Just shows how fast the entire human race is flushing down the toilet huh? What's worst of all is the goddamn wigger bassist....What a poser douchebag....
If only Fieldy would get strangled by a real gangster would this band have some chance of recovering some (If not any) ounce of repect from me...
But hey, its cool huh guys? Seven string garbage? Whinny vocals? Cornrow having wannbee homeboy bass player?
HELL F-UCKING NO GODDAMIT!!!!!!!!!!
23. writes:
And another thing...
Who said we don't have any lives? Just because I love death-metal means I don't have a life? On the contrary, hating nu-metal is nessecary and fun, but it is not my concern 24 hours a day....
I go to school partime and I work at the college bookstore, so I must really have soo much time on my hands huh retards?
Hell, just today I gave a girl my number, she probably won't call, scine my awesome as hell amount of induviduality intimidates most women, but hey, they will come around....
Trust me...
25. writes:
part of me hopes post 23 is a joke....
Odds are your individuality doesnt "Intimidate" women, it puts them off.
I'm not saying it's bad to stick out and be differnt/yourself but women need something to relate to.
If you're social dial is ramped all the way to looking like a greasy, scruffy "Immortal" shirt wearing, death metal fanboy you've managed to issolate your self from about 96% of women out there and virtually the entire dating pool of attractive girls who happen to possess something passing for a brain.
Not to mention that if something you do to pass the time is to verbally assault Korn fans for being what they are you can't be that interesting.
Oh, and get the girls number, not the other way around. If she bothers to give you the right number then you've got a shot. Otherwise consider that a wasted effort, because you said it yourself: "she probably wont call."

27. writes:
Ahhhh......
Words from imbeciles, why must you put down a person who is more metal than you will ever be?
Well, even thought the women department is sour, I get around, as I have aquired a treat in store for you all...
See on the next thread idiot Korn fans...

28. writes:
....LordAgony is sure you work at a college bookstore and go to school partime and then you say you don't have too much time on your hands? and still you found yourself time to make stupid posts about a band you hate, go find a place to post about a band you like, and "a person that is more metal than you will ever be" is a bit of an overstatement because from what it seems is your a loser that is trying to hide your pop music obsession by trying to stick up for yourself in this forum where it doesn't even have anything to do with you, so like i said go find a band you like and post comments about them and how "cool" they are...p.s. NU-METAL RULES!



31. writes:
But the funny thing is Sybil Killer Crash punch is you are one person posting as many online personalities trying and failing to bag me if deathbringer had a problem with my jokes he would
say something to me and perhaps i would quit. Have I ever used any threatning language on this
site unless someone threatens me first of course not I just compare korn to what they are now
a bunch of spoiled white kids that in the last 7 years have jumped on the bling bling chicken wing
cadilliac rim-spinning Stay Flossin" bullshiit music bandwagon if you can see in my posts I really dont
take this stuff seriously and it really only takes a minute for a little humour. But basketcases like
the wanabee omnipotent Professor Eightball Punch who want to defend these f***king retards like
he's a sponsor in the special olympics is funny as hell and I will keep coming on here to make him
and all these other wanabee intellectuals lives a bit more irritable. You guys are the ones that
make laugh keep it coming. Late.

32. writes:
yes you definatley have a good point Korn have jumps on the bandwagon as stated above, but their music is alright, but has been going downhill since Follow the Leader sh** with the rap and stuff...i mean fred durst..what kind of attempt was that? but still over all no matter what anybody else says i like Korn.

33. writes:
I sure you will Rulin Kmadd but do you think people take you seriously i'm sure these wannabe intellectualsand korn tards will find amusing so keep up good work even if it takin' for real. im sure my punch will do just fine. hello...who...what...i'm lost...lol..?




38. writes:
OKay, first off, I love RememberMetal?, lordofagonyhasnolife and Eightball for what they're saying in response to the stupid sh** that people like LordAgony, Angel of Death, etc. post on what would be a Great Metal News Site. You three basically told these a$$holes exactly what I've been meaning to say to them in your posts, and exactly what they need. So I'll just start my rant to these ignorant f***s by finishing them off for you guys (Y'all deserve a break...And if there were more like you three, The World would be better, and free of f***tards like LordAgony, and Angel of Death).
First off LordAgony, you're one lonely individual, that has no life. You'll probably die a virgin if you haven't slipped Date-Rape drugs to those "women you intimidate" first. Part-time school and full-time job? Okay, you really don't have alot ot time on your hands, no wonder that b**** won't call you in the first place. You're such a f***ing loser! You don't even have your priorities straight, you should be full-time school and part time work, that probably explains why you haven't made anything of yourself, you haven't said ONE SMART THING on this damn site, and YOU CLEARLY DON'T KNOW WOMEN. GET A LIFE, AN EDUCATION and possibly a BETTER IMAGE and maybe you won't have to stick with masturbating to the women that will never call you back, and those "sexy Latina Porn Stars" you talk about (By The Way, I'm Mexican too). Maybe if you spent more time figuring out ways to be likeable to women instead of being "an individual" and wasting your miserable life posting about how bands suck like you're the f***ing authority on the Metal genre. Shut the f*** up and GET A LIFE! No wonder you don't get consentual p***y, women aren't intimidated (Well maybe they are, but only because you'd probably rape them) they're probably [also] offended by the stench your arrogance (And maybe your literal funkiness, but I'm not on niggas like that to know, and Yes I AM ALSO BLACK, so don't get on me for saying "the N-Word"). Check yourself before you wreck yourself [more than you clearly already have], it's not the women that need to change, TRUST ME, IT'S YOU.
And Angel of Death, you're clearly talking out your ass! You only talk so much sh** because you know this isn't real life, I bet if Jon Davis or Fieldy came up to your door, you'd probably p***y out and take back everything you ever said about them. Or maybe you'd just fight them like the b**** you are and lose. Come to think of it if * I *came up to your door I bet you'd be intimidated. And what I said to LordAgony also applies to you, GET EDUACTED, GET A BETTER IMAGE, and GET A f***ING LIFE! And it's so obvious you lack a life, you actually had time to make up a word "korntard" to describe the FANS of KoRn let alone the band itself.
And both of you lifeless a$$holes need to GET A LIFE and quit posting here like your opinion is really gonna change the world. And quit using cuss words to get your point across, you 2 clearly don't know how to use them (Considering that most of the cuss words you use against Korn, their affiliated fans, and the intelligence of MetalUnderground only apply to you 2 so far). If you hate the music so much, why don't you make better music of your own instead of complaining about Korn's. They're rich, and succesful, you 2 are not. If you can't/won't make better music, shut the f*** up and either DIE or MAKE MORE OF YOURSELF THAN WHAT YOU ARE (except for LordAgony, don't make more of yourself, make less of yourself, and make DIFFERENT of yourself)
Again, thank you RememberMetal?, lordofagonyhasnolife and Eightball...You three are my f***ing heroes! RememberMetal?, I've read posts before and I must say, you have great Insight! and if there are fans of people like you, lordofagonyhasnolife and Eightball you have one in me.
And I have my own music may I add (They're guitar solos may I add, I'm Aspiring). But Goddamn, I need to form a band!
And I heard "Twisted Transistor",but was quite disappointed. As a KoRn fan, I'm very disappointed.




52. writes:
u guys have it all wrong! Korn has just grown up. there not the band they use to be, we all know that, but if a hard metal band came out with another record like, SLAYER u think they would sound the same when they started. I think not! it would still be good , but not the same. all bands grow up some time, and thats what korn is doing. there not the same p***ed off kids from Bakersfeild eny more. there just people that want to make music, even if there music sucks now in your eyes. without KORN metal wouldent be what it is today.

56. writes:
Thanks Asianfetish, you too have brought unique insight and interesting opinion to this sight. Keep posting!
I'm a bit worried that I'm acting out against lordagony like he is acting out against Korn so I'm going to wait for him to say something so backwards that it gives me a migraine.
I'll be around, just don't forget to post on non-Korn threads.

57. writes:
Yep its me....
I was Primus Beastilator of Master One...before blabbermouth.net disabled my account...
And as for my comment about Fieldy and the rest of that miserable piece of sh** called Korn, here is the truth...
This message is to anyone who likes Korn, or if you hate
the band (Or Programthedead) us this as a tool in crushing
his or any other korn fans weak a$$ arguments...
To Programthedead....
Well, well, well....so your sh**ty f***ing band decided to
get four rappers to make guest appearances in their
godawful videos....
How ironic that a band that has pretended for years to be
black (Hence the hip-hop influences) suddenly decides to
give rappers (The bands idols by the way) a chance to
pretend to be themselves, the biggest f***ing bunch of
wiggers in the history of metal...
If Tupac was alive, he would most defiantly be saying this
sh** was a f***ing disgrace...
Any rappers, especially any African American ones, that
would blatantly sell themselves out to a bunch of white,
stupid, hip-hop impersonators deserve to be ostracized by
the hip-hop community as a whole, never to be accepted
ever again....
Do you know what happens to your street credibly when
you do sh** like this?
It goes down f***ing the drain....
Vanilla Ice (The idiot white rapper who was popular in the
early 90s) along the “Beastie boys” are some of the many
white artists that crossed over and became popular for their
style of hip -hop in the late 201h century, but were never,
ever considered as badass as legends like Public Enemy,
N.W.A, Arrested Development, the Fugees and so forth...
Why might you ask?
BECAUSE BLACKS STARTED HIP-HOP AND ARE
THE BIGGEST BUYERS OF THE MUSIC!!!!!!!!
We (Yes, I’m black too) do not like what we create
becoming something that its is not...
A STUPID WIGGERS ATTEMPT TO GAIN STREET CREDIBILITY.....
Your a f***ing clueless, piece of sh** that will never, ever,
ever truly understand how devastating it is for us as a race
to see people look like us dress like us, and act like us,
damn well knowing they want nothing to do with us as a
whole...
THAT IS CALLED STEALING!!!!!!!
And that is what a poser does, he or she just steals from a
culture they will never ever be accepted in, nor a culture
they don’t fully embrace....
And they copy it out their own insecuirty...
This is your idiot bassist in his own words on his “so
called” influences, since you are so inclined to think your
band is not a bunch of posers...
From http://www.kornsrc.com/
“West Coast Hip-Hop played a major part in his life; the
inspiration, style, and the beats. Fieldy plans to release his
own hip-hop LP titled, Fieldy's Dreams. "I listen to rap
that's me it's all I listen to, but I love playing heavy music. I
play heavy music every night. So listening to something
different is my way of getting away."
Really a$$hole? You have the f***ing nerve to call yourself
metal and this sh** influences you?
I like westcoast rap too, but unlike this douchebag, I don’t
play a contradictory sound to fans who come to my shows
to hear...
f***ING METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just take a look at this f***ing asswipe....
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/headwideopen/field y030.jpg
Karl Kani? Wow, that is soooooo metal, you better watch Black Sabbath, Slayer
and Judas Priest...
Do you see the c***sucker above me?
THIS a$$hole IS NOT f***ING METAL.........
Seeing is how your predictable, and very f***ing arrogant,
you might be asking yourself....
“So what, their a great band, don’t you have anything else
better to do?”
LISTEN TO ME YOU
DUMBASS
BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!
If everyone was going to ingnore all the bullsh** of the world, we would never have invented cures for diseases, continue fighting the war on drugs, ensure our kids grow up in safe nieghboorhods, and help make society as a whole a more morale place to live...
In fact Korn fans (AKA Loyal listeniers of non-metal stupidity)
There is no excuse for braiding your hair,
wearing gold chains, sagging your pants,
collaborating with rappers and featuring
them on your records.....
Because you will never EVER be
accepted by the HIP-Hop community EVER
in a million f***ing years.....
Have you ever sold drugs?
Have you ever shot anybody?
Are you from the ghetto?
Are you poor?
Anyone want another quote from this Fieldy a$$hole? I sure as hell do...
"I'm not Mr. Freestyle," he said. "I can't bust a rhyme or nothing like that, because I'm really picky with what I write. Maybe [freestyling] will come in time. Maybe after I've been rhyming for 20 years, I could probably bust a rhyme. But I consider myself more a writer. I write stories. It takes me a long time — sometimes up to two years to write a song, but sometimes it only takes five minutes."
Unbelievable bullsh**, even the rappers themsleves would think this a$$hole (Along with his band) are a bunch of f***ing posers...
You say you can’t freestyle worth sh**, yet you still persist
with this stupid a$$ hip-hop persona of yours...
You need to shut up and go away, forever...
STOP MAKING YOUR
WANNABEE HIP-HOP
METAL NO TALENT
ASS f***ING GAY
MUSIC...
AND AS FOR YOUR RESPONSE TO THIS TRUTH....
Take it or leave it, it will
never change the fact that
its true.....
My evidence supporting the fact that korn are nothing but a
bunch of f***ING POSERS is without a doubt....
f***IGN SOLID.....
Now go away and listen to your top-40 trendy a$$ band and
don’t talk to me gain unless your willing to apologize for
liking such a sh**ty band...
58. writes:
RememberMetal?, now's your chance to say something, you got that migraine yet?
Seriously, email me at:
reign_ov_shemsu_hor@yahoo.com
Okay, LordAgony, first off, I was hoping you were just another suburban white loser (You fit the profile quite well), but now to top that all of you're a BLACK MAN, that doesn't get laid, is an out-the-closet pervert, an a$$hole trying to be "individual" but is a major turn-off to women, with either a sh**ty job or no job, apparently didn't make much of himself in school, and with nothing else going for him in life. And the only thing that keeps you wanting to stay on this f***ing earth is your infatuation with Korn. So if anyone is a disgrace to anything, you're a disgrace to black people--MY BROTHER--, their afffiliated music genres, to metal, their affiliated bands and fans, and finally, you're a disgrace to yourself. Tupac may be rolling in his grave from all the sellouts in the music industry, but i'm sure he'd ressurrect to say something to you about your problems too. And yes you're right about one thing (And I quote you....)....
"If everyone was going to ingnore all the bullsh** of the world, we would never have invented cures for diseases, continue fighting the war on drugs, ensure our kids grow up in safe nieghboorhods, and help make society as a whole a more morale place to live..."
But, reality check, Korn is not the kinda bullsh** that is vital to pay attention to. They're not a disease, they're not Drug Dealers or Criminals, They're not a threat to our kids, They're not a threat to society, THEY'RE JUST A BAND! The only threat they pose is the threat you've made up in your head due to your infatuation...Which leads me to this, Are you bipolar? Schizoprhenic? Or do you suffer from any form of mental illness (Which also includes any abnormal addictions/fetishes)? Because if you are, don't go anywhere near Korn, something tells me you would pull a Mark David Chapman/Nathan Gale and shoot members of Korn. Lets not do anythnig hasty dude, let's not forget, Mark David Chapman was infatuated when he shot John Lennon (And Chapman also fell under the dilusion that John Lennon was a kind of threat...Which reminds me, if you have mental problems, never read "The Catcher in the Rye"...That seems to be every nutjob's favorite book before they off and kill celebrities), and Nathan Gale was infatuated when he shot Dimebag Darrell. And those two didn't deserve to die either. Remember, your infatuation/obsession will be the death of you, if not your imprisonment first. Seriously, your infatuation with Korn is unhealthy, and you need to either commit suicide, or commit yourself to an asylum. Maybe you're not getting laid because you're probably f***ing MENTALLY ILL!!!!! And in that case, maybe you shouldn't be reproducing, or getting anywhere near the concept of reproduction. So under those circumstances, by all means, STICK WITH YOUR HAND AND INTERNET BROWSER.
And hip-hop doesn't require you to be of/from the "streets", or come from a poor background [though most do] to be in the industry, and you don't have to necessarily be black (Eminem is quite a great rapper, though no one will ever outdo the greatest; Tupac Shakur). You just have to have some kinda talent to fit the genre. Maybe you should look at the true purpose of things and why they exist now instead of paying attention to what you see on MTV / Vh1/ BET, you're CLEARLY such a mainstream whore-mongerer, no wonder you're infatuated with Korn. And it's not a big deal if you're a Death Metal fan, I mean, sh**, this site is "MetalUnderground"...
RememberMetal?, you working that migraine yet?

59. writes:
hey lord of agony your a f***ing stupid ass. just because u dont like KORN doesent mean u have to keep talking sh** on them. get a life, stop wasting your time talking sh** on bands. there is crapyer bands out ther eny way. tlak about them. dont talk about a band that made metal what it is today.
60. writes:
Korn fans, if you're going to debate/attempt to out-wit a$$holes like LordAgony, please remember to spell, use correct grammar, and please use words other than profanity (like suck, fag, and c***, and all their affiliated terms) and please use them more frequently, so that way your opinion can actually be recognized as intelligent
61. writes:
bassmaster metal today sux, bands like bls rob zombie and lamb of god are the best new bands in my opinion, bands like disturbed slipknot and soad r good but i dont like them cause there f***in nu metal sh** like korn except korn sucks. asian fetish f*** correct spelling wats with people on this site worrying bout correct spelling and grammer this isnt english class
62. writes:
I don't have anything to say to any of lordagonies last rant because it's the same stupid pig sh** from every other post.
He's just doing this for attention and at this point the Korn fans (wisely for once) have stopped responding entirely.
This dumbf*** -----NEEDS----- our attention because he does not get it from anywhere else. Thats why he says things like "I'll NEVER LEAVE!"...it's because he's lonely, sad and bored.
Why else would he post other than to get people to notice him?...
It's a f***ing childlike cry for help, and rather than feed the baby, I'm going to neglect it and leave it to starve and freeze in it's highchair.

63. writes:
(ORIGINAL QUOTE) (57/62) by Lord Agony on Nov 27, 2005 @ 6:37 AM ET | IP Logged
Yep its me....
I was Primus Beastilator of Master One...before blabbermouth.net disabled my account...
And as for my comment about Fieldy and the rest of that miserable piece of sh** called Korn, here is the truth...
This message is to anyone who likes Korn, or if you hate
the band (Or Programthedead) us this as a tool in crushing
his or any other korn fans weak a$$ arguments...
To Programthedead....
Well, well, well....so your sh**ty f***ing band decided to
get four rappers to make guest appearances in their
godawful videos....
How ironic that a band that has pretended for years to be
black (Hence the hip-hop influences) suddenly decides to
give rappers (The bands idols by the way) a chance to
pretend to be themselves, the biggest f***ing bunch of
wiggers in the history of metal...
If Tupac was alive, he would most defiantly be saying this
sh** was a f***ing disgrace...
Any rappers, especially any African American ones, that
would blatantly sell themselves out to a bunch of white,
stupid, hip-hop impersonators deserve to be ostracized by
the hip-hop community as a whole, never to be accepted
ever again....
Do you know what happens to your street credibly when
you do sh** like this?
It goes down f***ing the drain....
Vanilla Ice (The idiot white rapper who was popular in the
early 90s) along the “Beastie boys” are some of the many
white artists that crossed over and became popular for their
style of hip -hop in the late 201h century, but were never,
ever considered as badass as legends like Public Enemy,
N.W.A, Arrested Development, the Fugees and so forth...
Why might you ask?
BECAUSE BLACKS STARTED HIP-HOP AND ARE
THE BIGGEST BUYERS OF THE MUSIC!!!!!!!!
We (Yes, I’m black too) do not like what we create
becoming something that its is not...
A STUPID WIGGERS ATTEMPT TO GAIN STREET CREDIBILITY.....
Your a f***ing clueless, piece of sh** that will never, ever,
ever truly understand how devastating it is for us as a race
to see people look like us dress like us, and act like us,
damn well knowing they want nothing to do with us as a
whole...
THAT IS CALLED STEALING!!!!!!!
And that is what a poser does, he or she just steals from a
culture they will never ever be accepted in, nor a culture
they don’t fully embrace....
And they copy it out their own insecuirty...
This is your idiot bassist in his own words on his “so
called” influences, since you are so inclined to think your
band is not a bunch of posers...
From http://www.kornsrc.com/
“West Coast Hip-Hop played a major part in his life; the
inspiration, style, and the beats. Fieldy plans to release his
own hip-hop LP titled, Fieldy's Dreams. "I listen to rap
that's me it's all I listen to, but I love playing heavy music. I
play heavy music every night. So listening to something
different is my way of getting away."
Really a$$hole? You have the f***ing nerve to call yourself
metal and this sh** influences you?
I like westcoast rap too, but unlike this douchebag, I don’t
play a contradictory sound to fans who come to my shows
to hear...
f***ING METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just take a look at this f***ing asswipe....
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/headwideopen/field y030.jpg
Karl Kani? Wow, that is soooooo metal, you better watch Black Sabbath, Slayer
and Judas Priest...
Do you see the c***sucker above me?
THIS a$$hole IS NOT f***ING METAL.........
Seeing is how your predictable, and very f***ing arrogant,
you might be asking yourself....
“So what, their a great band, don’t you have anything else
better to do?”
LISTEN TO ME YOU
DUMBASS
BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!
If everyone was going to ingnore all the bullsh** of the world, we would never have invented cures for diseases, continue fighting the war on drugs, ensure our kids grow up in safe nieghboorhods, and help make society as a whole a more morale place to live...
In fact Korn fans (AKA Loyal listeniers of non-metal stupidity)
There is no excuse for braiding your hair,
wearing gold chains, sagging your pants,
collaborating with rappers and featuring
them on your records.....
Because you will never EVER be
accepted by the HIP-Hop community EVER
in a million f***ing years.....
Have you ever sold drugs?
Have you ever shot anybody?
Are you from the ghetto?
Are you poor?
Anyone want another quote from this Fieldy a$$hole? I sure as hell do...
"I'm not Mr. Freestyle," he said. "I can't bust a rhyme or nothing like that, because I'm really picky with what I write. Maybe [freestyling] will come in time. Maybe after I've been rhyming for 20 years, I could probably bust a rhyme. But I consider myself more a writer. I write stories. It takes me a long time — sometimes up to two years to write a song, but sometimes it only takes five minutes."
Unbelievable bullsh**, even the rappers themsleves would think this a$$hole (Along with his band) are a bunch of f***ing posers...
You say you can’t freestyle worth sh**, yet you still persist
with this stupid a$$ hip-hop persona of yours...
You need to shut up and go away, forever...
STOP MAKING YOUR
WANNABEE HIP-HOP
METAL NO TALENT
ASS f***ING GAY
MUSIC...
AND AS FOR YOUR RESPONSE TO THIS TRUTH....
Take it or leave it, it will
never change the fact that
its true.....
My evidence supporting the fact that korn are nothing but a
bunch of f***ING POSERS is without a doubt....
f***IGN SOLID.....
Now go away and listen to your top-40 trendy a$$ band and
don’t talk to me gain unless your willing to apologize for
liking such a sh**ty band...
*************TRANSLATION***************
MY p***s IS SMALL, MY MOTHER HATES ME, MY DADDY BEATS ME REGULARLY, MY UNCLE LOVES MY STINK STAR, AND I SMELL LIKE sh**! NO WONDER NO ONE LIKES ME.



68. writes:
I really enjoyed reading asianfetish's posts because they open up your eyes and see how retarded people can be and how the language in some of the posts sound like 10 year olds trying to use swear words. so i think there should be more posters like you and the other that you stated way up above, and less sh**heads like lord agony, and angel of deal.
70. writes:
WordUp, thank you, but trust me, there are more like me with more insight than me, like RememberMetal?, Eightball, and lordofagonyhasnolife....Those are my heroes of this site....BTW, WordUp, like I keep telling those 3, I tell you, EMAIL ME!!!!!!
reign_ov_shemsu_hor@yahoo.com
My real name: Carlos....Seriously, email me, you, and the other 3 I mentioned!!!! We have to keep touch. There's a shortage of intelligent people in the world....The proof shows in this site even....LordPATHETIC here is proof that there are too many stupid people in the world and not enough people to eat them....And us smart folk here, need to keep contact....

71. writes:
man your not avery good poser, because of your PATHETIC life you come on hear to make friends, "oh email me my name is carlos reign_ov_shemsu_hor@yahoo.com" here is proof that there are too many stupid people in the world and not enough people to eat them and us smart folk here, need to keep contact us!!

75. writes:
To hairlip on ur shoulder, Kanye sucks in your opinion...and you both need to learn how to spell, and if you' re gonna be taken seriously, say sh** that is fairly intelligent...and TRUTH is definitely a contradictory username to choose....it's spelled "intellects" you retard. And I don't know what a f*** sack is, but it's spelled "for f*** S-A-K-E-S" and Metal isn't dead either...





81. writes:
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83. writes:
HAHAHAHAHHA!!!! SOMEONE WISHES TO SILENCE THE ALMIGTY LORD AGONY!!!!!!!!
I believe someone is trying to sabotage my messages...
I've been trying to post for a while and my messages havent been sent...
COuld it be you Korn fans? That wouldnt surpise me....
My mission is neverending, I will not falter, I will not give up, I will not buckle down and kneel
to the ignorance and the immature juvenille level of most (If not all) Korn fans...
GO AHEAD AND DELETE MY POSTS, IT WILL ONLY SHOW HOW MUCH OF AN IDIOT YOU REALLY ARE...
MY VOICE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT....
I DID HOWEVER LISTEN TO KORN AKA KRAPS NEW CD...
AND I THOUGHT IT SUCKED HARD BALLS...
I could elabortae, by hey, its a fact Korn sucks, not an opinion....
SO SAYS (THE ETERNAL NEMESIS OF KRAP) LORD AGONY....

84. writes:
Here's the tracklist, further proof of this bands supreme inferiority....
Twisted Transistor
2. Politics
3. Hypocrites
4. Souvenir
5. 10 Or A 2-Way
6. Throw Me Away
7. Love Song
8. Open Up
9. Coming Undone
10. Getting Off
11. Liar
12. For No One
13. Seen It All
14. Tearjerker
14 HORRENDOUS TRACKS OF PURE WANNABE METAL CRAP, NO KIDDING...

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What...where am i...i'm lost...