Jeff Simmermon Posts New Stand Up Comedy Track "Vomit Fist"

Comedian Jeff Simmermon has created an oratory carnival on his upcoming debut album of comedic tales, "And I Am Not Lying," due out June 9th via Comedy Dynamics.

Topics on the album include his band with piano-playing chickens (Royal Quiet Deluxe), slaughtering kangaroos in the Australian outback, cancer, furious empathy on the New York subway, dinner with the Reverend Al Sharpton, dating following a surprise divorce and even grindcore.

This week, new track "Vomit Fist" debuts, featuring Simmermon's comedic telling of hosting the familial grindcore band at his UCB show in NYC. Jeff discovers just what a lecture in hell might look like after a show with father/son grindcore trio Vomit Fist when the boys sneak back into the bar, in full gig makeup, before helping pops load their gear in the van.

"Vomit Fist is hands-down the most thrilling act I’ve ever had on the show," says Simmermon. "It’s really sweet to see them putting each other’s corpse makeup on before the show, and such a fun, family vibe mixed with brutal thrashing."

Jeff Simmermon will be on the road performing stories from "And I Am Not Lying" this summer and the album is now available for pre-order at iTunes and on limited-edition pink vinyl. A full list of tour dates can be found below.

June 09 - New York, NY - UCB East (Album Release)
June 10 - Philadelphia, PA - Good Good Comedy Theatre ('The Dance')
June 14 - New York, NY - Fat Black Pussycat ('Tall But True')
June 15 - Jamaica Plain, MA - The Riot Theater ('Standup Break-In')
June 16 - Boston, MA - Great Scott ('The Gas')
June 17 - Boston, MA - ImprovBoston ('Battle Royale')
June 17 - Boston, MA - ImprovBoston ('Last Laugh')
June 19 - Queens, NY - Q.E.D (Myq Kaplan and Friends)
June 23 - New Orleans, LA - Dragon's Den ('Comedy, Fuck Yeah')
June 23 - New Orleans, LA - The New Movement ('Stoned, Drunk, Sober')
June 24 - New Orleans, LA - AllWays Lounge
June 27 - New Orleans, LA - Howlin Wolf ('Comedy Beast)
June 28 - Lafayette, LA - Steam Press Café (Lafayette Comedy)
June 29 - Lafayette, LA - Club 337 (Lafayette Comedy)
June 30 - Lake Charles, LA - Center Stage
July 01 - Austin, TX - The New Movement ('Megaphone')
July 04 - Austin, TX - The New Movement ('Sandbox')
July 05 - Austin, TX - The New Movement ('Good Fight')