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GWAR Announces New Tour Dates For Crack Money

posted Jul 6, 2016 at 1:20 PM by xFiruath.  (4 Comments)

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Currently everyone in Antarctica is slaving away on preparations for the 7th Annual GWAR B-Q. During a break in the action to step away for a quick hit of crack, the band realized that there was no crack left.

"Since the FBI and CIA have put a huge dent in the human trafficking market we have to resort to touring again to make drug money! We can't catch a break!" exclaimed guitarist Pustulus Maximus!

So there you have it, the Scumdogs in GWAR need crack and they are out of money!!! So to combat this problem your Lords and Masters will be slaying Juggalos in July, GWAR B-Q'ing this August, then hitting the road with Crowbar and Mutoid Man from September 14th in Cincinnati, OH through September 18th in Buffalo, NY with a stop in Chicago at this year's Riot Fest.

GWAR At Gathering of the Juggalos:
7/21: Thornville, OH @ Legend Valley*

GWAR B-Q Weekend!
8/19: B4BQ - RIchmond, VA @ The National
8/20: GWAR B-Q - Richmond VA @ Hadad's Lake*

GWAR W/ Crowbar and Mutoid Man:
9/14: Cincinnati, OH @ Bogarts
9/15: Cleveland, OH @ Agora
9/16: Chicago, IL @ Riot Fest (Humbolt Park)*
9/17: Detroit, MI @ Harpos
9/18: Buffalo, NY @ Town Ballroom

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4 Comments on "GWAR Announces Tour For Crack Money"

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1. Drum_Junkie writes:

As long as it's not heroin... or Meth.

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2. xFiruath writes:

Meth: maybe just once.

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3. new generation random kid writes:

These aliens sure are americanized, what a pitty, they look smarter than all those comic book heros that were born americanized.

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4. lawl#3 writes:

Stan Lee has accomplished more in his life than you ever will in yours. Plus, I'm betting he knows how to spell "pity."

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