Petition to Fire Ozzy is Fake
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The petition to fire Ozzy from Black Sabbath is fake. The petition was started by Joe Siegler, who runs the Black Sabbath fan site. He started the petition to see what people would say. He has issued the following statement:
"In light of the recent petition that was placed online to "Fire Ozzy" from Black Sabbath and replace him with another singer that turned out to be a joke, I thought it might be interesting to actually poll people and see what they think about this issue.
I've changed the poll on the front page of my Sabbath site with a few options relative to this issue for you to vote upon. This is of course not binding on anyone or anything - this is afterall just a fan website, but I am curious to see what people think Black Sabbath should do this year.
It is, after all the 35th anniversary of the release of their first album, so if there ever was a time to put out a new album, THIS IS IT, GUYS!."
Source: www.black-sabbath.com
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6 Comments on "Petition to Fire Ozzy is Fake"
2. writes:
Firing Ozzy from Sabbath (again) is like firing jesus from the bible or little red riding hood from her story...you know what would be cool though? Fireing Bill Cosby out of a cannon.
This is my recipe
We could stuff the cannon shaft full of leeches and (yike) make Cosby undress. Then, in he goes with the leeches. Allow fifteen minutes for the contents of the canon to get used to eachother. Add broken stained glass for color. shake vigourously.
Cosby is getting pretty light headed and a bit crazy so it's time to move on to step 3.
Firing the canon. light wick and boom
The really funny contents go sailing into the air pretty fast so have cameras rolling.
Have kiddy pool fillled with equal parts water and pirhanas ready too catch bill and leech friends.
Bill lands, hard, crushing tail bone, pirhanas love it and go berzerk. Bill screams something about picture pages and mushmouth and flounders a bit.
Let contents simmer
ready to serve
meal feeds 5
unless of course this is texas, inwhich case 2
cus everythings bigger in texas
dont sue me bill it's a joke, not a threat,
remember joke...?
no of course not...u havent said anything funny since bill cosby himself in 1978
all you do now is condemn comedians who praise you and molest women 1/10 your age
yeah...i guess we need to let the courts settle that one though...
next time think before you say mean things about ozzy bill.
I can say much stranger things than this
4. writes:
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1. BLACK DOG writes:
Figuers .