The Hell Announces "Shitemare Before Christmas" Tour Dates

The U.K. hardcore bandits in The Hell have prepared for the upcoming holiday season by announcing their very own “Shitemare Before Christmas” headlining tour. Vocalist and guitarist Black Mist proclaims (in characteristic all-caps):

“WE FIGURED THAT NO CUNT WOULD WANT TO COME SEE US ON A TUESDAY NIGHT IN BUCKSTON-UPON-TYNE OR WHATEVER, SO WE’RE INVITING YOU PRICKS TO COME AND PARTY WITH US OVER THREE LONG WEEKENDS. IF YOU DON’T BRAVE THE COLD TO COME AND LOSE YOUR SHIT AT ONE OF THESE SHOWS, THERE’LL BE AN EXTRA YULE LOG TO EAT AT YOUR CHRISTMAS DINNER.”

10/24 Kingston, UK – The Fighting Cocks
11/1 London, UK – Nightmare Festival @ Camden Town
11/15 Bournemouth, UK – Burnout Festival @ The Winchester
11/28 Milton Keynes, UK – Craufurd Arms
11/29 Peterborough, UK – The Met Lounge
11/30 Bristol, UK – The Exchange
12/4 Birmingham, UK – The Oobleck
12/5 Nottingham, UK – Stealth
12/6 Stoke on Trent, UK – Underground
12/7 Sheffield, UK – Corporation
12/11 Brighton, UK – Audio
12/12 Glasgow, UK – Audio
12/13 Middlesbrough, UK – The Crown
12/14 Manchester, UK – Soup Kitchen