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Bret Michaels Life As I Know It Episode 9

posted Dec 21, 2010 at 7:56 PM by Rockstar_Scribbler.  (8 Comments)

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The finale begins with Bret in the backyard on his basketball court and a truly amazing discovery: Bret Michaels has a jump shot.

The episode just happens to be on his anniversary with Kristi. Of course this isn't the anniversary of when they got married, but rather the first night they had sex. They refer to it as Happy Bang Day!

That night they go out dinner, Bret orders a salad that he believes is covered in cottage cheese. The answer? NO. It is covered in bleu cheese. Bret leans in and requests from Kristi if he can ask her a question. He fumbles, then asks if it would be okay if he put ketchup on his steak. The answer? NO.

Kristi, upset Bret has yet to propose goes to a photo shoot of a friend. Kristi is wearing her friends jewelry when Bret shows up and buys one of the diamond necklaces to make up for the night before. It works.

Back home, Bret mentions life is nice and quiet without his children, asking Kristi to sit with him on their porch. Bret tells Kristi how much he cares for her.

Ten minutes later...

Bret proposes to Kristi. The answer? NO. Just kidding, she says yes. What else are you going to say when someone proposes on the anniversary of when you first had sex?

What comes next? Judging from the shock on the face of his daughters, probably therapy. Lots and lots of therapy...

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8 Comments on "Bret Michaels Life As I Know It Episode 9"

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1. brandedcfh420 writes:

Proposes marriage on the anniversery of the 1st day they had sex!! ARE YOU FUKING SERIOUS??

# Dec 22, 2010 @ 9:52 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. deathbringer writes:

Why not? And if you can't remember the date of the first time you had sex with the person, you probably shouldn't propose :-O

# Dec 22, 2010 @ 11:06 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. oh... writes:

brandedcfh420, unfortunately i just checked out your profile and i gotta say... you must be the most ignorant fvckin idiot ive ever seen!!! its the 21st century so wake up and smell the deer sh*t!!!!

btw metallica fvckin rocks!!!!!! GO OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# Jan 5, 2011 @ 3:21 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. brandedcfh420 writes:

#3, ty. but i dont live in the woods, so i dont know what deer sh** smells like.

btw, you have never seen me, so that means nothing to me. join the site, make a profile, or, naw, you'll just keep being the faceless troll pVssy you already are...

# Jan 5, 2011 @ 10:36 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. KickAssDuke writes:

Branded is a douche......I just couldn't resist.

# Jan 5, 2011 @ 12:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. brandedcfh420 writes:

duke, where the hell ya been? ive been lonely w/o your pointless comments!! hahahahaha, how ya been doin man?

# Jan 5, 2011 @ 1:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. KickAssDuke writes:

Trying to keep my job. Apparently I actually have to WORK when I'm at work. They are not happy when I kick back and read the comments posted on MU. You believe that sh**?

# Jan 5, 2011 @ 4:55 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. brandedcfh420 writes:

those bastards!! hahahahaha

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