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Another "Hardcore Dancing How-To" Video Posted Online

posted Oct 28, 2010 at 4:50 PM by deathbringer.  (26 Comments)

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Band Photo: Salt The Wound (?)

"Hardcore Dancing How-To" videos - usually mocking the hardcore dancing moves - have become quite common in recent years. But Metal Injection shares one of the best I've seen in recent memory, set to Salt The Wound's "The Conformist."

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26 Comments on "Another 'Hardcore Dancing How-To' Video"

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1. The_Avant_Garde writes:

wow

# Oct 28, 2010 @ 5:04 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. EsotericSurgery writes:

LMAO!!!

# Oct 28, 2010 @ 6:43 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. brandedcfh420 writes:

And they wonder why people make fun of their "dancing"!!!!

# Oct 28, 2010 @ 7:34 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. Jenny writes:

Not all of that is hardcore dancing, but that was funny.

# Oct 28, 2010 @ 7:50 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. b.bristowe writes:

CRAAAAAABCOOOOOOORE

# Oct 29, 2010 @ 3:15 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. NW_MetalHead writes:

The Nubs.......... Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

# Oct 29, 2010 @ 4:34 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. metalrox555 writes:

Congrats people who have been trolled hard, none of that is hardcore dancing. But still hilarious.

# Oct 29, 2010 @ 6:44 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. ScumofSociety writes:

Chainsaw ftw!

# Oct 29, 2010 @ 10:22 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. The_Avant_Garde writes:

In response to metalrox555.......

I have seen at least HALF of those "moves" done at hardcore and deathcore shows. I've seen people doing that windmill crap and that stupid thing they called "nubs" and the whole time it looks like people are trying to fight invisible ninjas or something....its stupid......

# Oct 29, 2010 @ 1:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. The_Avant_Garde writes:

all the proof I'll ever need LOL; every move in the Metalsucks video is done here....at a real show, in 2008 :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM2TED5TSMc

# Oct 29, 2010 @ 2:01 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. Triforce writes:

lmfao

# Oct 29, 2010 @ 6:45 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. n0thinghead writes:

ROFL!!!! (@ "the trombone")

this crap has ruined moshing forever. i used to rlly enjoy it, then someone fvckin' started this stupid a$$ sh**. fvckin' annoying as hell. now i just crowd surf ONLY on my fav song of whoever i went to the show for.

# Oct 30, 2010 @ 1:53 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. MetalByNumbers writes:

Call one of those huge jacked guys hardcore dancing at an acacia strain show a retard and see what happens. Gahahaha.

"True" metal pits is just dudes hugging each other. Yeah, that's aggressive. Hahhh

# Oct 30, 2010 @ 2:03 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. MetalByNumbers writes:

I don't mean to doublepost, but hardcore dancing is pretty lame, and I was in no way justifying it, but its an entirely different culture then the stuff some of you guys might be used to.

While I like old metal, I've become very much more prominent to the newer wave of death metal bands, such as Carnifex, Whitechapel, etc. It just so happens you have a bunch of fat dudes in basketball jerseys and flat caps thinking they go hard and whaling on kids at shows.

It's just the way it is, there's really nothing we can do about it

# Oct 30, 2010 @ 2:05 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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15. n0thinghead writes:

annihilate them.

# Oct 30, 2010 @ 3:27 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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16. EsotericSurgery writes:

Deathcore and hardcore dancing are just the surplus emo's who didn't get their panties un-twisted listening to Alesana, Chiodos, Escape The Fate etc. They're still emo, they're just trying even harder to get noticed now.

# Oct 30, 2010 @ 6:35 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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17. RTB writes:

Idk what's worse, sitting through this or watching that Jon Stewart festival. .
None the less they were both gay..

# Oct 30, 2010 @ 7:40 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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18. MetalByNumbers writes:

To say fans of deathcore look line scene BMTH kids is ignorance. I'm actually insulted! lmao

# Nov 1, 2010 @ 2:07 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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19. EsotericSurgery writes:

BMTH is deathcore. What were you saying? :p

# Nov 1, 2010 @ 3:02 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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20. n0thinghead writes:

ES: bmth isn't deathcore. they're even worse. they're wannabe deathcore mixed with stupid warped tour type of [so-called] "metal".

# Nov 1, 2010 @ 6:43 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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21. Spaghetti_Motel writes:

BMTH is really like some new subgenre of metal influenced............ I dunno. They aren't all that death metal and certainly not hardcore is basically what I'm getting at, It's like just some new form of heavy-ish music that doesn't fit into either musical category.

# Nov 2, 2010 @ 12:17 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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22. Spaghetti_Motel writes:

Any whoo, if you found this video humerous then you should really check this one out

It's kinda sad really.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVbjgwirr58&p=5BDF98173A36604F&playnext=1&index=12

funny sh** man, check it

# Nov 2, 2010 @ 12:21 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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23. n0thinghead writes:

^^^ like a rlly heavy terd that just refuses to come out.

# Nov 2, 2010 @ 9:28 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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24. MetalByNumbers writes:

bmth being deathcore is another misconception >;.>;
unless you're talking about their count your blessings album, which is old, but the closest thing to deathcore they put out. Their new stuff is like..post hardcore....sh**. I can't really enjoy it lol

# Nov 2, 2010 @ 11:04 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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25. 9Maggot9 writes:

looks like a bunch of drunken chavs making a parody of a metal track

# Nov 3, 2010 @ 8:17 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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26. PANDA writes:

That was the funniest thing I've ever seen. xDDDDDD I fvckin' died laughing, dude. They look like idiots. And the music.... talk about bleeding ears.. e.e

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