The Rockstar Ramblings: Lita Ford’s Sexting
Recently Lita Ford sent out messages via Twitter to her fans detailing her sexual romp with her husband who is referred to as both Big Daddy and Meat Whistle. To read (or join) Ford’s Twitter go to: twitter.com/litaford. My only comment is that if Nikki Sixx can publish “The Heroin Diaries” then Lita should seriously consider “The Sex Diaries”. Let’s get this started, shall we…
LF: IF I TOLD YOU WHAT HAPPENED TONIGHT – YOU WOULDN”T BELIEV ME!!!! COPS SHOWED UP – WHAT A MESS! SO ME AND BIG DADDY SETTLED IN FOR SOME MOMMY AND DADDY TIME. I GOT THE ROYAL MASSAGE. BACK, ASS, LEGS, TOES, TITS…
Bon Jovi will be playing in Kentucky, at Churchill Downs. Other bands will include Al Green, Dwight Yoakam, Gladys Knight, and the B-52’s. So, is Bon Jovi still playing country, or back to rock, or trying out R&B for a while?… This week’s best interview answer goes to Zakk Wylde when asked: “And you had to give up booze. What's your poison now?” Zakk’s reply: “Let's weigh the options here: Do we really need to go to AA for this? Internal bleeding or chill out?" So I was like, what the hell! I just boost the heroin intake and the pain pills…”
LF: WE MOVE TO THE BED AS WE DO…BIG DADDY STARTS RIDING ME LIKE A MADMAN…HE LITERALY FUCKS ME RIGHT THROUGH THE BED…THE ALARM GOES OFF FROM THE LOUD NOISE OF THE WOOD BUSTING THROUGH…
David Lee Roth has released some of his artwork at www.davidleeroth.com. It’s very Picasso meets Las Vegas, See if you can find which one represents his time with Van Halen, HINT: It’s the one showing strings attached… How about this? Forget about lead singers. Why not combine Aerosmith and Velvet Revolver, creating a true Rock jam band?… Now time for “What was more predictable?” Today’s contestants are the band Jackyl for titling a song “My Moonshine Kicks Your Cocaine’s Ass” VS. word that Sebastian Bach has just finished taping the reality show Celebrity Fit Club…
LF: SO NOW BIG DADDY WANTS ME IN THE SWING…THAT’S ALWAYS NICE SO NO PROBLEM!...WE FINISH ROUND 3 FOR ME AND 2 FOR BIG DADDY…JUST IN TIME FOR THE POLICE TO KNOCK ON OUR DOOR!
SPIN magazine this month featured a photo of Courtney Love singing vocals to "Paradise City" (with Slash and Duff). What, is there a line somewhere of people just waiting their turn to sing "Paradise City?" If so, fingers crossed the Olson twins are on the list… TMZ has learned former actress and Whitesnake video vixen Tawny Kitaen has been charged with DUI after her September arrest in California and faces up to six months. My advice to Tawny: Ask for the Jani Lane suite…
LF: GOD BLESS AMERICAN AND GOD SAVE THE QUEEN…WE SO WISH WE WOULD HAVE BEEN FILMING TONIGHT! THIS IS MAGIC!
Special shout out this week comes in the phrase of a question: What is heavy metal and how do you define it in three words? The answer: Ronnie James Dio. Get well RJD!
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