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Anal Cunt To Tour Europe With Mark "Chopper" Read

posted Jul 9, 2009 at 7:08 AM by Diamond Oz.  (15 Comments)

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Notorious noise merchants Anal Cunt will be heading to Europe this Autumn for a series of shows. Joining them on the tour will be Haggis and bestselling Australian author, Mark Brandon "Chopper" Read, who is perhaps best known for his legendary past in the criminal underworld. The tour is still looking for bookings to add, so if you're a promoter and are interested in booking this unique tour, contact them at kvernavigaa@hotmail.com.

The current tour schedule is as follows:

October 1st Tribute, Sandnes, Norwary
October 2nd Garage, Bergen, Norway
October 3rd Elm Street, Oslo, Norway
October 10th Luiminaire, London, England
October 12th Moho Live, Manchester, England

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15 Comments on "Anal Cunt To Tour With Mark 'Chopper' Read"

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1. Diamond Oz writes:

Oh I am f***ing going to this! Anal c*** AND the godly Chopper at the same show?! Too big of an opportunity to miss!

# Jul 9, 2009 @ 7:15 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. Fuck_A_Name writes:

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I would kill to see this. Problem is, how many places are going to book a band with a name like Anal c***? f***.

# Jul 9, 2009 @ 7:26 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. Diamond Oz writes:

A name like Anal c*** and one of the most notorious criminals in recent history. I will walk to this show if I have to!

# Jul 9, 2009 @ 7:31 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. Jamez writes:

Well thats great news. Now all the 15year-olds get to rave what a great bloke Chopper Read is.
Having seen the movie, I dont want to hear about this nutcase ever again

# Jul 9, 2009 @ 8:42 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. Diamond Oz writes:

I'm nineteen lol. Keep in mind alot of the movie was fiction. Hence, "never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn"

# Jul 9, 2009 @ 8:48 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. XWigglesX writes:

Lol you'd find him funny if you were Australian.

# Jul 9, 2009 @ 11:11 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. Red writes:

Anal c*** ? What a great name !

# Jul 9, 2009 @ 11:49 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. Diamond Oz writes:

The Ronnie Johns parody of Chopper is f***ing hilarious. The man himself seems to have a good sense of humour too.

# Jul 9, 2009 @ 11:55 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. XWigglesX writes:

Hah every time there is an underworld killing in Melbourne the media is always all over Chopper to get his opinion on it.
Last time one got shot a major newspaper had him write a full page article, it was funny.
Actually one of the guys that did it got arrested in a town near me, the night before the homicide squad came through and one of the local cops told us what was about to go down, good being in the loop haha.

# Jul 9, 2009 @ 1:12 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. Jackrum writes:

sod that im going...

# Jul 9, 2009 @ 2:38 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. Jackrum writes:

got my ticket

# Jul 9, 2009 @ 3:36 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. Diamond Oz writes:

You lucky sod Jackrum. I gotta find a way to get to London, get mates that wanna go and probably have to stay there which means finding a hotel and the money for it. Ah well. I'll find a way!

# Jul 9, 2009 @ 5:13 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. Nihilist writes:

Would love to see them, but it's too far from my homeland.

# Jul 10, 2009 @ 7:20 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. Jamez writes:

Oz, my comment wasnt towards guys like you, mate. Im meant all the no nothing playstation generation toddlers out there praising what a great bunch of guys people like Charles Manson and other serial killers are

# Jul 10, 2009 @ 7:24 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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15. Diamond Oz writes:

Lol don't worry mate I knew you weren't aiming it at me.

# Jul 10, 2009 @ 8:35 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address

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