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Galactic Cuntface Issues Update, Tour Dates

Galactic Cuntface has issued the following mock press release: "Australian progressive, break beat, death metal outfit Galactic Cuntface have just been named the greatest band of all time by John Stevens down the end of the street. Fans the world over are rejoicing the news, band leader G.C. Lope said in a press conference today '...Shut Up Hippie Motherfucker' and expressed his gratitude towards John's comments."

In actual band news, Galactic Cuntface's debut album 'Chinese Democracy' is reportedly due to be released in September through The Cunt. However, without a song up on their MySpace, that claim may be as valid as the rumors about the other "Chinese Democracy" release.

Here are the latest Galactic Cuntface tour dates:

Oct 3 2007 8:00P - Brisbane Convention Centre (with MOTORHEAD) Brisbane, Queensland
Oct 5 2007 8:00P - Enmore Theatre (with MOTORHEAD) Sydney, New South Wales
Oct 6 2007 8:00P - Civic Theatre (with MOTORHEAD) Newcastle, New South Wales
Oct 9 2007 8:00P - The Forum (with MOTORHEAD) Melbourne, Victoria
Oct 13 2007 8:00P - Thebarton Theatre (with MOTORHEAD) Adelaide, South Australia
Oct 16 2007 8:00P - Challenge Stadium (with MOTORHEAD) Mt Claremont, Western Australia

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1. Diamond Oz writes:

This is so funny!

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2. coldiem writes:

Hmm, isn't there some other band that is supposedly releasing an album called "Chinese Democracy"? I keep thinking of a gun and a flower or something, but.. nah, must be a coincidence.

"due to be released in September through The c***." is pretty funny too if you take it literally.

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3. DeathBringer is a Galactic CuntFace writes:

hah!

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