Ted Nugent To Lecture For University of Wisconsin At Madison
AOL Music [humorously] reports: The University of Wisconsin at Madison signed on Ted Nugent to deliver a lecture entitled 'God, Guns and Rock 'n' Roll.'
The Nuge will roll into the hotbed of liberalism Wednesday to regale students with tales about how the good Lord blessed him with the ability to fell most of the creatures that inhabited Noah's Ark with a single shot -- and then cook 'em up in a zesty mango salsa.
We're fairly certain that Ted's homily will unfold along the same lines as the one he preached to the National Rifle Association, where he explained that "I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release." After that kind of testifying, we can hardly imagine having the energy to pick up our hymnals, but if we didn't join Ted in a chorus or two of 'Wang Dang, Sweet Poontang,' he'd probably encourage God -- or someone with a gun -- to smite us.
Source: AOL Music
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