"some music was meant to stay underground..."

Ted Nugent To Lecture For University of Wisconsin At Madison

AOL Music [humorously] reports: The University of Wisconsin at Madison signed on Ted Nugent to deliver a lecture entitled 'God, Guns and Rock 'n' Roll.'

The Nuge will roll into the hotbed of liberalism Wednesday to regale students with tales about how the good Lord blessed him with the ability to fell most of the creatures that inhabited Noah's Ark with a single shot -- and then cook 'em up in a zesty mango salsa.

We're fairly certain that Ted's homily will unfold along the same lines as the one he preached to the National Rifle Association, where he explained that "I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release." After that kind of testifying, we can hardly imagine having the energy to pick up our hymnals, but if we didn't join Ted in a chorus or two of 'Wang Dang, Sweet Poontang,' he'd probably encourage God -- or someone with a gun -- to smite us.

Source: AOL Music

What's Next?

Please share this article if you found it interesting.

You can get related band news and info in the sidebar and on the respective band pages.


19 Comments on "Ted Nugent To Lecture For University of Wisconsin"

Post your comments and discuss the article below! (no login required)

Anonymous Reader
1. Ostracised writes:

HELL YEAH!!! THE NUGE FOR PRESIDENT IN '08!!!!!!

# Oct 27, 2006 @ 8:34 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader
2. godlike writes:

I second that motion....I would even take the first step and become a registered voter.....I support his views on crime as he states in the last paragraph...!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess the first question is...who would make the best vice president under Teds rule..?

# Oct 27, 2006 @ 9:44 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader
3. Ostracised writes:

Big Vin, of course!!!! With Zakk as the Secretary of Defense!!!!!!

# Oct 27, 2006 @ 10:13 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader
4. godlike writes:

and there you have it .. a couple very good recomendations... but I also want to add that Dee Snider would fit in nicely as the Speaker of the House...

# Oct 27, 2006 @ 10:31 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader
5. Arcane Lifeforce Mysteria writes:

they need to get kerry king in office as well as dave mustaine for '08.

# Oct 27, 2006 @ 10:48 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader
6. Ostracised writes:

King will be Sec. of the Army("The sport is WAR!), and Mustaine Sec. of the AF(a little Rust in Peace anyone?)!

# Oct 27, 2006 @ 11:05 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader
7. Scorched_Earth writes:

...? He is a child molester...! Is he going to shoot himself? Actually, worse than that-he was his child-wife's legal gaurdian is he was f***ing her-is their even a word for that?!??

# Oct 27, 2006 @ 12:43 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
jnsguts's avatar

Member

8. jnsguts writes:

what are you talking about???

# Oct 27, 2006 @ 2:19 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader
9. Scorched_Earth writes:

Sorry-Typed too fast.

Nugents first wife was a 16 year old Hawaiian woman (reference "Behind the Music-Ted Nugent' by VH1). He wanted to do her so he went to her parents and became her legal gaurdian and nailed it (and everything else he could) until she was of legal marrying age. Then he married her and continue to nail everything he could (Nugent openly admits his vice is women, but for the moral crusader that he is, he should stop being a p***y and get help for his vice and stop going after everyone else). This makes him a bonafide child molester-she was under age, and worse-he was her legal gaurdian which crosses every legal line I can think of. Nugent is a hypocrite and a d***. Check your facts before you respond-he himself, and his wife recount the story in seperate interviews in the same segment in the same show. These are the facts.

# Oct 27, 2006 @ 10:24 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader
10. Scorched_Earth writes:

oh yeah, and an adulterer. Thou shalt not, right Ted? a$$hole.

# Oct 27, 2006 @ 10:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader
11. godlike writes:

...The Nuge is and always will be one of the greatest guitarist/entertainers to ever walk on a stage...
The facts that you speak of happened 25 years ago ...things were different then..If it would have been an issue..her parents could have said no...!!! Its not like he went into her home and kidnapped her...Some states recognize 16 as being a consenting age for sex, so that would rule out the whole child molesting thing..right..? This same thing has happened with other "celebrities" before and probably still happens... Many of us watched that show(Behind the Music)... So.,the man has a problem with an addiction to women....Damn, it could be so much worse... He doesnt do drugs,doesnt drink, ..likes to screw women...wow what a horrible guy...!!!!!!
For that matter.. I myself have never been able to stay faithful in a relationship ...I can admit that I too have an addiction to women..If that makes me a bad person...damnit.. If you dont like me because of that...oh well F.O.!!!!!!!!!!! I like me and I have met ALOT of women over the years that liked me too...and after the age of 18 I never screwed anyone younger than 18 either..!!!!!!!
--hey Scorched Earth..... As far as your opinions about the HUGE NUGE...well I am only guesssing...but I think that there alot more people out there that like Ted, than dislike him..... And knowing what I know about the Nuge.......I would pay big money to see you stand face to face with the man..and spout your views of him...He would end up beating you down verbally and then physically...... unless of course you are under the age 18...and if thats the case...you would be beat down verbally and then later at some point you will grow up and realize that screwing women is so much better than humping your fist while sitting in front of your computer....

*the aforementioned comments are only the opinions of the writer.

# Oct 28, 2006 @ 10:24 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader
12. Scorched_Earth writes:

Godlike...
I'm a 35 yearold man who used to train Cops for combat and have extensive martial arts and weapons training, I would love to dismember your hero...their are specific Taoist killing technique I would use on him to specific dishonor him and his family.

# Oct 28, 2006 @ 11:35 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader
13. Scorched_Earth writes:

...and 25 years ago doesn't change anything. As preachy as he is about right and wrong, he should man up to his issues. As for you, if you truly have an addiction to ANYTHING-including broads, you need to deal with your problems. I had an addiction to violence which is what started my training. Through it I learned disipline and that seeing the fear in someone's eyes as I was beating them within an inch of their life wasn't an acceptable way to live. I've grown and even gone back and made ammends with some of those I 'tortured' because I'm a man. I didn't get preachy and start telling everyone else how to live and hide behind some redneck sense of right and wrong (actually, being a Black man, that wouldn't work anyway...).

Ted is a waste of flesh, pure and simple and the world would only benefit from his death.

# Oct 28, 2006 @ 11:46 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader
14. godlike writes:

Ok, Scorched Eearth..so your not a kid that doesnt know sh** about life... I admit I was assuming your age....there are ALOT of kids around here...!!!!!! although I do have a few years on you...
I didnt say, anywhere in my post, that Terrible Ted is my personal "hero".. I dont and have never agreed with all of his views...mainly his whole outlook on drinking and drugs.. I am a member of NORML .!!!!!
As far as being a man about things...I respect you for what you did about your issues, and I too,
over the years, have dealt with those that I "tortured" with my wrong doings...
Now, I must admit that I dont agree with your opinion about Ted, but it is what it is....just your opinion....and we are all entitled to have our own....

# Oct 28, 2006 @ 12:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
bradispissed's avatar

Supporter

15. bradispissed writes:

he's a holier than thou egotistical prick


the world doesn't need a george dubya bush on speed. f*** ted nugent

# Oct 28, 2006 @ 3:27 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader
16. Scorched_Earth writes:

Alll good Godlike,

I have to admit I have a viseral reaction to some of the things Nugent says and how he says them. We all obviously just enjoy music, but I find him to be really over the top and offensive. To his credit, Nugents efforts at land conservation are admirable-don't tell anyone I said that!

Peace-
SE

# Oct 28, 2006 @ 3:28 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader
17. godlike writes:

mums the word

# Oct 28, 2006 @ 4:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader
18. Sea Captin6 writes:

I'll have a chicken nugget anytime.

# Oct 28, 2006 @ 7:19 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader
19. Terminator writes:

what's this...an intelligent and respectful disagreement???? i need some time to adjust to this insane and almost unheard of event. im shocked SHOCKED!!

as for the nugemeister, i respect what that man has brought to hard rock music, but he is an a$$hole.

# Oct 29, 2006 @ 12:34 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address

To minimize comment spam/abuse, you cannot post comments on articles over a month old. Please check the sidebar to the right or the related band pages for recent related news articles.