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The Metalizer - Making Pop Songs...Metal - "Because Everything Not Metal is Gay as Fuck"

posted Dec 27, 2005 at 5:09 PM by deathbringer.  (21 Comments)

THE METALIZER is taking pop songs, one by one, and turning them into 'metal' tunes (ed. more like glam metal). To hear what all the fuss is about, head to themetalizer.com. Tunes by KYLIE MINOGUE, BRITNEY SPEARS and others have been revamped.

Source: sin's Metal News

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21 Comments on "The Metalizer - Making Pop Songs...Metal"

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1. metalthekid writes:

that is some of the gayest shiit ive ever heard

# Dec 27, 2005 @ 5:54 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. Azazel_Begotten writes:

Um thats odd

# Dec 27, 2005 @ 6:54 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. Azazel_Begotten writes:

THat sh** sucks!!!!!!!

# Dec 27, 2005 @ 7:18 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. War Ensemble writes:

this is not good. please! just be another prank.

this sh** sux sh**!!!!!!!!

# Dec 27, 2005 @ 9:39 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. Azazel_Begotten writes:

i think he said it was a joke

# Dec 27, 2005 @ 9:52 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. metal head writes:

f*** i hope this a sick joke

# Dec 28, 2005 @ 1:49 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. metulheds ar dumm writes:

of course it's a joke you idiots.

# Dec 30, 2005 @ 2:02 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. darkendlife83 writes:

ouch i think im def now

# Dec 30, 2005 @ 5:12 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. neverpurify writes:

haha that's great...

# Dec 30, 2005 @ 6:46 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. Because Everything Not Metal is Gay as Fuck writes:

WHY HAHAHAHAA

# Dec 31, 2005 @ 4:11 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. ichbindani writes:

Pop music should stay pop music.
It's bad either way, why shame metal with it?

# Dec 31, 2005 @ 4:34 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. Why the fuck should I tell you? writes:

Dude, pop music can't become metal successfully, this this is f***ing crap

# Jan 1, 2006 @ 6:47 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. psythe writes:

i think the idea is that 'pop' artists generally dislike metal, so by covering their songs into metal versions, it's almost like defiling their songs (from their point of view). thus it's basically attacking the pop culture. at least, i hope that's what it's all about.

# Jan 2, 2006 @ 2:53 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. your mum writes:

what is this sik sh**

# Jan 10, 2006 @ 10:59 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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15. pop is the best writes:

you guys are just jealous of our cool, hip world of hipness and coolness...

# Jan 10, 2006 @ 11:01 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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16. WeDo writes:

f*** u a$$hole with ur happy pop world , what do u think anyone lsn to metal is some sad isolated person who everyone hate .... metal music is the best from all point of views : music lyrics vocalist it touch the soul very deep inside not like ur gay pop music b****

# Jan 10, 2006 @ 2:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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17. king of pop micheal jackson writes:

whoooheeee, hey there kids.

# Jan 10, 2006 @ 5:36 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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18. Rue writes:

Haha that gave me a good laugh. It's one of those jokes/things I will only listen to once. And I absolutely love the guy's motto: "....Everything not metal is gay as f***!"

# Jan 10, 2006 @ 9:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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19. micheal jackson writes:

i love little boys and i admite to molesting boys in my younger years, and i've done more than 4. haha. i pleed guilty to all charges of molesting little boys. metal is for little boys.

# Jan 11, 2006 @ 7:45 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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20. The Baron writes:

Hey, a$$holes! Are you guys THAT f***ing stupid? This is a JOKE, youe goddamn retatards! Anyone who takes these "gawddawmn gaaayyyy pawp sawngs plaaayyyyed lahk mehttuhl" has no sensed of irony whatsoever. But, then, you mallcore neanderthals have no idea what "irony" even means. Sad. Really.

# Jan 11, 2006 @ 11:50 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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21. darkangelrocks writes:

posts 14 & 15 are by the same person - get a personality check dude!

# Jan 13, 2006 @ 2:20 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address

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