Gwar & Light The Torch U.S. Summer Tour Announced

Gwar announce a run of booked summer dates with Light The Torch. The group are offering a ‘Lords & Masters VIP Experience Package‘ at the shows, which among various other benefits, ensures you’ll be ‘sacrificed’ onstage by the band. Comments Gwar vocalist Blothar The Beserker of the tour:

“Foolish Talking Apes! The world is our circus, and you are our monkeys! Come, swallow my sword and bear witness to the greatest happening in superhuman history! GWAR‘s Blood of God’s tour will change your meaningless lives. A true mutated menagarie of malevolence the likes of which have never been seen.”

07/11 Ft. Wayne, IN – Piere’s (feat. DevilDriver)
07/12 Cadott, WI – Rock Fest

w/ Light The Torch:

07/13 Grand Rapids, MI – The Intersection
07/14 Des Moines, IA – Wooly’s
07/15 Lincoln, NE – The Bourbon Theatre
07/16 Columbia, MO – The Blue Note
07/17 Springfield, MO – The Complex
07/20 Asheville, NC – The Orange Peel

Gwar:

09/13 Norfolk, VA – The Norva
09/14 Millvale, PA – Mr. Small’s Theatre

Adds guitarist Pustulus Maximus:

“I can’t wait to pursue my new career in academia and teach the people of America their ABC’s: Anal, Booze and Cocaine.”