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Black Metal and Antifa Sign Peace Treaty Ending The War On Black Metal

After a tumultuous past couple of years, Antifa and the newly formed black metal coalition group, Standing All Together As Norwegians (S.A.T.A.N.), gathered in Portland, Oregon for peace talks during the past weekend in hopes of reaching a peaceful resolution. Gaahl of Gorgoroth/God Seed/Gaahl’s Wyrd fame, led the talks for S.A.T.A.N. Antifa members remained anonymous and refused to identify themselves essentially covered up head to toe in black hoodies and bandannas.

Gaahl stated that it took several hours convincing Antifa representatives that even though he’s from Norway, and has played in several famous black metal bands, he is NOT a fucking Nazi. Both sides agreed to sign a treaty not to attack each other on social media outlets. They also established a top secret Facebook Messenger group in order to establish dialog before Antifa runs metal blogs to have shows and tours cancelled. S.A.T.A.N. in turn agreed to denounce anything that Vark Vikerness has ever said or done and to refer him by his birth name, Kristian, for now on.

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1. Skurr writes:

f*** Antqweefa

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2. metal underground troll wire writes:

First time we have ever used this excuse, but this is fake news. Acoording to gaahl in a quote from aye satanas magazine based out of hoboken Nj in an interview he did back in 2015 prior to the magazine folding, " black metal makes no apologies, no truces and no compromises, ever" he also called chris virden, "the gheyest front man of a bar band of all time."

~ Mike MUTW

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3. Commentor #3 writes:

You do realize that today is April Fool's? Joke article. C'MON!

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