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April Fools! Did We Get You?

posted Apr 2, 2018 at 3:50 PM by deathbringer.  (5 Comments)

With two of our main writers abroad on travel and April Fools falling on Easter Sunday this year, we only posted a few April Fools this year, but we hope you enjoyed them.

Personally, I enjoyed Diamond Oz's "KISS Bassist Gene Simmons Announces Presidential Candidacy" and "Running as an independent candidate under the slogan, 'I was made for running you,' the sixty eight year old musician is pledging greater focus on trade, the arts and a 'unique' fiscal system, known as 'Rockanomics.'"

If you'd like to check out our past years' April Fools stories, you can do so at the links below:

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1. Westfallen writes:

I think you guys fooled the one and only Albert haha

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2. Obsessed Pentagram fan writes:

I knew the story on Ozzy fronting Pentagram was a joke. I just can't imagine that has-been being the singer of that band.

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3. coldiem writes:

At least Ozzy isn't in jail for beating up his own mother.

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4. albert from hell writes:

ha ha fvuckers.

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5. KREDD writes:

LOLOLOLOLOLOL OL OL!

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