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The Rockstar Ramblings: Mama Horny

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Q: What happens when you cross a KISS cover with a drug deal and a horny mother? A: Random dog petting and a dildo. Welcome to this week’s videos.

The newly reformed BRIGHTON ROCK, with all five original members, took part in the recently released KISS tribute record 'A World with Heroes: A KISS Tribute for Cancer Care' by recording the track "Creatures in the Night.” The song is a cool version of the song versus a straight up cover and the video is dark. I felt like I was on the receiving end of a eulogy. Anytime someone is wearing a cross and makes the “open arms” gesture really creeps me out man!

POP EVIL has released part two of their video trilogy. The song for “Deal with The Devil” is more Public Service Announcement than glorifying drug use. The video begins with cooking, dealing, and shooting drugs. The kid dealing does not look like the devil; he doesn’t even look as scary as Avon or Stringer. Of course, if the kid dealing is the devil that’s who you want to score from, two words: Pure Product…

“Polygon of Eyes” is a video from new rockers, SCORPION CHILD, off their self-titled album. In a track-by-track breakdown, the lead single says this is about the end of a civilization. (Fun.) The microphone spin moves, old-school red/white/blue wristband, and random dog petting do not paint a dire situation. The song is pure rock and roll with lots of belt buckle shots. One too many belt buckle shots by my count…

SERGEANT STEEL have released a music video for the song "Mama Horny", taken from the Austrian band's new album 'Men On A Mission.’ You would hope a song with this title would bring lots of humor and this video does not disappoint. Start: The alarm sounds and we are in the bedroom of a boy (man) who has surrounded himself with posters of bands, pentagrams, and naked girls. (BONUS for framing a naked girl by the clock: that’s classy!) As he looks at the calendar he sees that’s it’s his Mother’s birthday. He is also wearing a stocking cap which has no bearing on the scene, but is very strange. Fast forward to a club-like bar where family and friends have gathered (presumably) to celebrate Mama’s birthday. The “mama” is drinking white wine and begins flirting with a boy drinking a Coke. She leaves to go freshen up which means lipstick and giant dildo. She comes back for the boy, brings him into the bathroom, and bangs him so hard we see electrical currents coming from the stall. The banging turns the boy into a rocker dude. Now THAT is one horny mama…

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David S. Grant (aka Rockstar_Scribbler) is the author of several books including Rock Stars, Happy Hour, and Corporate Porn. For more information please go to www.rockstarbooks.net or www.davidsgrant.com. You can also follow David on Twitter @david_S_grant.

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