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Watain Conjures Demon at Live Show. Eats Half of Audience

While performing a special single date show in Stockholm, members of the black metal band Watain managed to actually conjure a hellspawn which proceeded to eat half of the members of the audience before departing in a puff of smoke while laughing hysterically. The demon is allegedly still at large and may be responsible for eating people across Sweden.

However, none of the band members were hurt which makes this story barely qualify as news. Nobody ever cares when a member of the audience gets hurt or if the lighting guy gets killed in a bus crash. Any other details aren't important enough to be written.

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1. Lerxst2112 writes:

Gold!! Easily the best one yet.

# Apr 1, 2013 @ 7:49 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. metalunderground.com troll wire writes:

the demon was spotted on a camera phone from one of the surviving victims.
the alleged " demon" was a female, 5'3, 140lbs, wearing a wifebeater tshirt, mens boxer shorts, long brown hair covering her face, a few of the witnesses that survived this self labled bloodbath said the demon went by the name of "katie".
We at MUTW are still trying to verify this story, and or hoax.
We sent a call to scottland yard for a response, but they had no comment.

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3. nerfherder writes:

Brilliant!

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