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Heavy Metal Porno Movie In The Works

Sex sells...but who's buying? Hordes of metal fans, that's who - or at least that's the hope of a new production company titled Full Frontal Metal specializing in a previously unfilled niche: heavy metal porno.

"Rammstein's 'Pussy' video shattered all kinds of viewing records," commented a source from the company that asked to remain anonymous until an official announcement is made next week. "It really got us excited about the possibilities. I mean, who wouldn't want to see their favorite metal stars going at each other with poor lighting and elevator music playing in the background?"

At this point only two stars have been confirmed for the company's first DVD release: Doris Yeh of Chthonic and Maria Brink from In This Moment, but the production team is currently in talks with several other members of the metal community to secure their involvement.

An Offbeatr campaign to fund the film will be announced in the coming days, with a variety of "perks" not to be missed. According to the producers of the film, one of the Kickstarter stretch goals will include a limited edition Blu-Ray release with a bonus guy/guy scene featuring two surprisingly open gentlemen from the metal community willing to bare all for the fans.

Our source wouldn't yet divulge the title of the movie, but confirmed it wouldn't be "...And Orgasms For All." We encourage our readers to make their best guesses in the comments below.

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1. Dasher10 writes:

I jut checked the Offbeatr page. $250,000 for Angela Gossow and $500,000 for Simone Simons. I just blew $200 to see this happen.

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2. metalunderground troll wire writes:

The thing that gets me on this story, hoards of metal fans are willing to dump 5-10 sawbucks on this crap, yet they arent willing to shell 20$ bucks to see or support there bands.
Hey, all sickos out there if you wanna see T&A for free go to xhamster.com, save the money you were gonna piss away on this crap and support a band

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3. TAG writes:

got excited for a second just for the fact that Doris would be in it, then realized the truth about today and got slightly disappointed LOL

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