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The Rockstar Ramblings: Counting Sheep

This week a game of cat and mouse, middle fingers, and hot sheep populate a week of hit or miss videos.

STEELSHINE have released a video for their single "Laughing With The Sinners.” The video is set to old footage called "Chase", starring Murray McQueen and STEELSHINE founder David Henzerling that was shot in Phoenix, Arizona in 1973 using Super 8 film and camera.

If you have anxiety watching home videos you will want to stay away from this one. A boy (the hunted) is running through mountains. He loses his knapsack during “the chase” and then we see what is an evil sibling, dick-head friend, or random pre-teen (they are the worse). The boy on the run is wearing an Adidas T-shirt (eventual big fan of Run DMC I’m sure) and ditches the predator. Eventually the chase continues and turns into a game of hide-and-seek (best cheap fun in my book, second only to kick the can). The hunter traps Adidas boy, but he acts quickly with the old “dirt in the face” move. Very effective, but it isn’t long before he is cornered and unable to get out. The hunter throws a large log and that’s when Adidas boy wakes from his nightmare. The boy is relieved because IT WAS ONLY A DREAM, but then behind him is the boy FOR REAL! I enjoyed this one, the song is pretty cool too…

Late last year former W.A.S.P. guitarist Chris Holmes released a video for the single "They All Lie And Cheat" which he said he wanted to be 'real bad', and there is no doubt he succeeded. Now he has posted a second video from the album for the track "Way To Be.”

(Thinking about how to be positive…)

Lots of middle fingers if you like that… Uh, yeah, this video is better than his last one…

Canadian rockers THE CHEAP THRILLS have released a music video for "Electric Anthem", the first single from their upcoming album 'Thrilled?'

Old school theatre and crazy turkey people? Whoa, lots of crazy animal people including bunny girl and sheep girls. Top three sheep highlights: 1) Sheep in lingerie at 1:42 2) Topless sheep at 1:50 3) Cocaine sheep at 1:56. From there we get very close to porn sheep, but end with promiscuous sheep. Whoa, this leads to smoking sheep ass! Didn’t see that one coming. This song lasts one minute longer and there would have been a full sheep orgy…

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David S. Grant (aka Rockstar_Scribbler) is the author of several books including Rock Stars, Happy Hour, and Corporate Porn. For more information please go to www.rockstarbooks.net or www.davidsgrant.com. You can also follow David on Twitter @david_S_grant.

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