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Cocaine Moustache Vocalist Jumps Into Bonfire, Suffers 2nd And 3rd Degree Burns

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Singer White Willie Sniffsum of Canada's ultimate party band Cocaine Moustache seemed to have partied a little too hard on Friday the 13th during The Columbia Valley Music Festival. Willie's intoxication led him to jump into a bon fire after listening to Metallica's classic "Jump In The Fire."

According to a press release, he suffered 2nd and 3rd degree burns and spent most of the next day in the hospital. When asked if he would do it again Sniffsum replied "I like to think of myself as partially retarded with no fear or self preservation.... not crazy, I knew what I was doing. It was a great party! No worries I heal fast."

Vancouver-based hard rockers Cocaine Moustache have released a "nine track sonic cocktail of booze-fueled anthems" called "On The Mirror" via Reversed Records. Check out a song from the release, titled "Out Of My Hands," at this location.

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1. btbamfav20 writes:

SUE METALLICA!!!!

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# Jul 17, 2012 @ 5:27 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. brandedcfh420 writes:

see what listening to metallica does to the brain!!! ahahahahha....

# Jul 17, 2012 @ 6:23 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. Tozman writes:

what a champion

# Jul 17, 2012 @ 6:46 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. chet the bringer of death writes:

he did'nt parrish?
fail.

# Jul 17, 2012 @ 9:43 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. killingtime writes:

And that's what good acid does...

# Jul 17, 2012 @ 10:59 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. BrianMN writes:

Not the sharpest tool in the heavy metal shed are we?
Nor the brightest bulb on the metal X Mas tree huh?
This is yet another fine example of comic material our adversaries use against us as to why kids shouldn’t listen to metal.
I wonder if Zack Wylde will put this little stunt in his Children/Metal book for kids.
Probably not.
Actually this is another great example of WHY you shouldn’t use drugs.
Do you really want to end up emulating this guy?
Oh….and can someone please explain the shoes to me?
Bozo the Clown’s pimp daddy dress shoes lol.
And I hate to quote Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the Ring but do you remember when they’re in the mines and one of the little hobbits accidentally knocks that skeleton into the well alerting all the bad guys?
Gandalf looks at him and says…”Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity”.
Ummm….Moustache, pimp daddy, clown guy…next time…just jump in…..AND STAY THERE.
Second and third degree burns….how intelligent.
And yet we continue to lose people like Chuck Schuildner while people like this moustache, coke, pimp seem to escape all forms of karmic justice.
Blah!

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 10:20 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. hellrat writes:

can't help but wonder...what if the song was called "Jump in the Sewer?"

Nah, guess he prolly wouldnt have gone for it...being covered in sh!t ain't as cool as being covered in burns...its too bad them blisters and boils don't just wash off in the shower though, no?

Poor fvcking dolt...might be slightly more than just 'partially retarded' eh

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 11:19 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. Drum_Junkie writes:

What a shame. If they were listening to the album, this all happened before he had the chance to pull out his teeth and get some serious whiplash.

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 12:59 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. BrianMN writes:

^^^LMAO, please don't give him any more ideas.

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 1:14 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. hellrat writes:

^I disagree...in fact, after he's whiplashed and toothless, the loopy dude might as well REALLY fight fire with fire by starting on the next record....a nice little ride on Ol' Sparky ya know... that'd light him up real good

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# Jul 18, 2012 @ 2:08 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. BrianMN writes:

^^^LOL, we had pretty bad thunderstoms here today. Could have just shoved him outside with some golf clubs.
Why jack up the electric bill with old sparky when nature will do it for free. :)

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 2:49 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. Drum_Junkie writes:

^That's usin' your noggin!

...Then when the bell tolls, he'll fade to black, and you can shove him in the lake for the winter where he'll be trapped under ice and can't escape. He'll be reduced to creeping death until Ktulu calls him...

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 3:13 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. hellrat writes:

^and then, he'll start doing heaping piles of COKE, jib out and do the Thing He Should Not Do, get slapped with a Battery charge, and end up in sanitarium with the goddamned leper messiah and the rest of the disposable heroes, where he'll meet one bad hombre by the name of Orion with whom he will start a crazy, sick, and demented metal band called Damaged Ink

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 3:36 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. hellrat writes:

oh ya Bri, my outfitting partner got hit in the head by lightning about a month ago...blew him right off his feet

Amazing he didn't get killed by the strike itself or the 200 foot cliff he very nearly tumbled off

now I call HIM ol' Sparky :)

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 3:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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15. BrianMN writes:

LOL, you and DJ are on a roll... :)
Sorry to hear about your partner. Not cool.

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 3:59 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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16. BrianMN writes:

OK, I’m tired but I’ll try….
He was Blackened by the fire and will seek Justice but we all know Justice is in the Eye of the Beholder.
One more stupid stunt and he’ll be hangin’ by The Frayed Ends of Sanity.
It wasn’t Poe but WTF……

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 4:11 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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17. Blindgreed1 writes:

It does my heart good to see everyone playing nice n the sandbox together. XD

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 4:17 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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18. White Willie Sniffsum writes:

Sometimes the party is more important than MY safety. I would never condone ANYONE attempting what I do cause frankly, u couldn't f***ing handle it. If you are so PC that you can't sit back and enjoy watching me destroy myself. GO f*** YOURSELF!!!!!

SINCERELY, WHITE WILLIE SNIFFSUM

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 4:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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19. hellrat writes:

thanks brother, but my pard is a-ok! Its now just a running joke when we're up in the crags:

"hey Sparky, behold! mean clouds rollin' in...looks like High Voltage! Eeee bro, let me get below you! hey, you wanna hold on to my tripod for me Sparks?"

"fvck bro, I don't wanna be one of them fvckers that's always getting popped by lightning!"

"well, we won't know till it happens again! Yee-haw!!"

"hey, fvck you bro! It AIN'T gonna happen again!"

"well then ya better GIT the hell outta here brother Sparks, she's comin' in! goddamn Electric Funeral bro!

:)

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 4:28 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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20. hellrat writes:

Yessir Willie, I DID enjoy it...^above you'll notice a list of recommended antics for you to consider actuating for our entertainment pleasure

And don't fvcking call me PC, ashhole :)

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 4:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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21. BrianMN writes:

Have you ever heard the saying “Don’t feed the troll”….
Its Old Country Buffet time, BrianMN feels like playing.
Let’s see here….oh where does one start?
Shall I dissect your comment line by line?
Yes I think that will do.

“Sometimes the party is more important than MY safety”.
…That simply has to be the most idiotic and immature thing I’ve ever read.
Since you don’t value your own life and are obviously suicidal, perhaps a strait jacket, a padded cell and a qualified therapist are in order.

“I would never condone ANYONE attempting what I do cause frankly, u couldn't f***ing handle it”
You’re right, I couldn’t handle it, nor would I.
I appear to be lacking certain qualities like psychotic masochism in order to enjoy something so utterly pointless.

“If you are so PC that you can't sit back and enjoy watching me destroy myself. GO f*** YOURSELF!!!!!”
Once again we’re right back to the fact that you’re suicidal and in desperate need of long term mental care.
Kurt Cobain.
Layne Stayley.
The difference between them and you?
People actually KNEW who they were.
If you think this kind of behavior will bring you cred or fame…it will bring you neither.
“GO F*** YOURSELF”
Well…I would but your shoes have traumatized me to the point of erectile dysfunction.
I really don’t have anything further to add except…have any of you seen the movie “What About Bob” will Bill Murray.
You kind of remind me of a much more tragic and far less humorous version of Bob.
Seek help.

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 4:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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22. White Willie Sniffsum writes:

I like the "jump in the sewer" one, but, seeing as my white tux is ruined and I need a new one . I think I will hold back on that stunt a bit.........give me some time dude.

I KNOW I am an a$$hole. Is it possible you might be a little PC? Lol.

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 4:49 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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23. White Willie Sniffsum writes:

To BrianMN,

You are very clever. I enjoy reading your words.keep em coming.

CHEERS.

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 4:56 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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24. BrianMN writes:

Keep this in mind.
When you’re in the public eye…you’re an open target.
The amount of ribbing, trash talking etc…that occur on here and blabbermouth and the millions of other sites is crazy.
My point is, when you do crazy $hit people are going to give you crap.
And if it’s fame you seek you gotta be able to take the criticism along with the praise.

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 5:00 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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25. White Willie Sniffsum writes:

I think my comment to you just solidified that I get it. I cant act like a complete f*** tard and expect the world to revear me for it. Love me or hate me , myself and COCAINE MOUSTACHE are just here to have "A GOOD-ASS TIME"

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 5:07 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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26. Drum_Junkie writes:

With the reputation as a party band and the above reported antics, I'm guessing this has been an entertaining and enjoyable read for Willie. I'm sure he's not afraid to poke a little fun at himself or be poked a bit.
I'm Glad to oblige and hope that leg doesn't get infected.

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 5:14 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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27. Adam bowden writes:

Hey Brian MN,You stop hanging out at the gay bars and getting ya balls licked by fellow men and maybe you could leave the lipstick at home 1 night and party with us "metal heads" and you will see,its all in good fun and sometimes accidents happen,but you,sitting highly perched on ya dildo peers down like your something special and takes any opportunity to jump on someones mis fortune.My advice,keep sucking p***s in ya room,dont come out,and leave the rest of us alone.FAG!!!!!

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 5:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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28. Adam Bowden writes:

Oh and 1 more thing Brian MN,where do you live,would love to come pay ya a visit for no other reason then I really don't like you and just wanna cause you pain....

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 5:30 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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29. VTRN writes:

Fire is serious business.

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 5:49 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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30. Drum_Junkie writes:

^^ HHAHAAAHAAHAA!!!

That's funny on so many levels!

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 5:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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31. TRIBUNE JAY writes:

Nice work man! Looking forward to giggin with ya again. Always good times. haha!

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 6:06 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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32. spiral_architect writes:

NOT THE SMARTEST MOVE. TO QUOTE METALLICA......."JUMP IN THE FI-YAH".......

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 6:47 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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33. BrianMN writes:

Adam, Adam, Adam...you poor closeted little thing you.
You see Willie obviously understands my humor.
Your feeble brain obviously can't comprehend what trancends you a hundred times over.
You called me naughty words....ohhhhh YOU FIGURED OUT I'M GAY.
As if the blinding rainbow behind my inverted cross didn't scream FAG already???
Sticks and stones b*****.
Your stones are small and your sticks are as limp as your half inch d***.
Where do I live?
In a state with conceal and carry.
Keep that in mind genius.

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 7:31 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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34. Dr. Cleanplate writes:

This story is full of wild speculation. False conclusions have been drawn. Willie jumped in the fire because he was hammered and thought it would be funny. Metallica had nothing to do with it. He's not THAT stupid. The next morning as I was driving him home "Kill em All" happened to be in the stereo. Guess what track it was on when I started the car.

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 7:33 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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35. hellrat writes:

Yessir Willard, I may sometimes dabble in PC here and there...but only when I gotta work an angle ya know

And pease don't take my sardonic, slanderous comments the wrong way fvcker... letting loose is what its all about man. Folks are WAY too uptight...if you wanna jump in the fvckin fire, you just go on ahead now, I'll fvckin cheer ya on \m/

Anyway, more motherfvckers know about y'all because of this sh!t than would've otherwise anyway, so that's pretty good eh?

Say Willy, do you guys in fact play good music as well? Wouldn't that be somethin...

hey Addy, how does it feel in yer homophobic fvcking pvssy a$$ to get fvcking OWNED by a poof? eh now? :)

NP---Harvester of Sorrow---the last GOOD record

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36. Dr. Cleanplate writes:

Oh BrianMN, About the shoes: He has huge feet.

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 8:08 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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37. BrianMN writes:

@Dr. Cleanplate....AH HAH!!!
Finally I got the answer I was looking for the whole time.
Willie...I apologize...but sometimes you really have to razz the fvch out of someone to get to the bottom of things.
And like Hellrat said...if you want to do these things be my guest. It's your body.
And I was partially wrong....for a relatively unknown band you have generated a TON of comments on here.
Congrats.
Most stories only get one or two comments.
Enjoy.
I hope I didn't pi$$ off too many people LOL.
:)
I DO have some talents besides svcking c***.
And in case you didn't realize I'm about the MOST politically incorrect fag you'll ever meet.
Have a pleasant evening.

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 8:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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38. White Willie Sniffsum writes:

For the record........COCAINE MOUSTACHE........does not support homophobic slander in anyway. That being said, he got servered pretty damn good. We have some tunes on soundcloud, check em out y'all. CHEERS!

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 8:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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39. brandedcfh420 writes:

""And in case you didn't realize I'm about the MOST politically incorrect fag you'll ever meet.""

hahahahahahaha.....

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 8:53 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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40. JoeyRamone writes:

" The person standing next to you is someone elses fa**ot." Ahaha Love ya Brother...
.we partied f***ing hard that weekend. Haters are gonna hate. f*** em.

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 8:54 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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41. jason69 writes:

I have to agree with Adam that people sit on (in this case a dildo)and laugh or quickly judge others misfortune. I think Brians sick nature on weiner sucking is his business but Adam did make a lot of valid points. Also Brian,shouldnt you be checking out justin beiber photo shoots with him in under wear rather then quoting on heavy metal,just saying.

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 10:41 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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42. Adam Bowden writes:

Haha Brian,I picked your ragingness due to what you mentioned,and good come back,but I guess being a fag you should have a good c** back eh.
And also little lady boy,there actually not relatively unknown,lot of people know them so why dont you and your little poo weiner concealing and carrying pals maybe check em out before writing off decent melodies riffs and lyrics.
As for being homophobe that I aint,i just dont like the over oppiniated 1s that think there voice is the in all and end all.

Hellrat You called yaself a rat,then put hell in front to be wild haha.Your a rat,vermon,whether from hell heaven where the f*** ever,your still a rat,disease carrying,you should mate with brian haha!

# Jul 18, 2012 @ 11:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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43. White Willie Sniffsum writes:

This is getting about as silly as 35 year old attempting to jump over a huge bonfire..............please, "GOOD-ASS TIME ONLY."

# Jul 19, 2012 @ 12:36 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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44. BrianMN writes:

Well, I can tell you that Adam and Jason are in fact the same person since neither of them can spell and have the grammer and emotional development of a 1st grader.
I have nothing further to add to this persons comments.
If others want to rip into him be my guest.
Otherwise....trolls will troll.
Wait a minute...based on his comments and spelling...this isn't actually Glen Benton on the other end is it?
Are you really that mad because I enjoyed the new album from Amon?
Oh well, tragic at best.

Willy, best of luck and continued success with your music.
Later....

# Jul 19, 2012 @ 7:02 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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45. Drum_Junkie writes:

Hypothetically speaking, if two homosexuals are arguing with each other on the internet, is it called a flame war?

# Jul 19, 2012 @ 9:45 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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46. hellrat writes:

Adelle, your dribble chinned attempts at witcraft are pathetically weak.... even pitiful.

Also, you really don't know what a Hellrat is, do you? pfffft, fvcking imposter...

There are few characters on this good earth more despicable in their absurdity than a STUPID fvcking POSEUR

frikken goon :)

# Jul 19, 2012 @ 10:17 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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47. reigninblood writes:

Never heard of this band until now but gawddamn they rule.

Y'all playing down south anytime at all? Have to see and hear this live man.

# Jul 19, 2012 @ 11:04 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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48. Blindgreed1 writes:

Adam and Jason69: Brian has more metal in the tip of his fa**oty c0ck then both of you have put together. Balee dat b!tches. I've been reading him here for over a year now and the man knows his sh!t and has a hell of a lot more class than either of you (evidenced by the fact that you suggest he should be listening to the Biebs). Next you'll suggest that he hides behind his computer in his mother's basement *rolls eyes*. Both of you need to go fvck yourselves, or better yet each other for all I care. Regardless, leave my lil gay buddy alone before the wrath of BG1 wraps around your face and spits you out like your mothers should have done with your fathers loads. Capiche?

Willie: I wanna drink a beer with you now. lol.

# Jul 19, 2012 @ 12:35 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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49. BrianMN writes:

BG and Hellrat you are the definition of awesome.
But fear not, my sense of fashion would be enough to smite them into submission.
Seriously though, a big part of the reason I gave Willie so much crap was due to the wording in the article.
Yes, I understand the song is Jump IN, not jump OVER the fire.
However the article is worded in such a way that my initial thought was, “This guy deliberately jumped into the middle of a bonfire in order to prove how hardcore he is”.
Sorry but my first reaction was, that’s right up there with cutting and other forms of self-mutilation. Just….no.
Willie actually clarified the situation in post #43 where he clearly states he was trying to jump over and not deliberately trying to mangle himself.
And for anyone who writes, “How can you be that stupid not to make the distinction?”
Well?
Our community is filled with some pretty crazy fvckers.
Some, like Willie would fall into “good” crazy.
Then you have the Jon Notviedt’s of our community who fall under “bad” crazy.
So Willie, I do apologize again for the confusion.
Drunk, bonfire…yeah I get it.
And since I can take it as well as I give it, here’s my last drunken fvck up.
Funny how a lot of them have fire as a common issue.
I get home from the bar one Saturday night about a year ago.
I forgot to eat while I was out so I threw a pizza in the oven.
Yup, I passed out on the couch and the pizza started to burn.
The smoke detector went off waking me up and I got the pizza out of the oven without burning the place down or myself.
I’m too short to reach the smoke detector so lush berry (me) grabbed a chair.
I got the detector shut off but then the chair flipped out from underneath me.
I landed on top of the chair on my left side.
Needless to say I think I laid there for a good twenty minutes yelling “awwww fvck”.
I luckily didn’t break anything but I was bruised from my armpit down to my hip for a while after that.
And there you have it folks, the joys of alcohol.

# Jul 19, 2012 @ 1:10 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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50. White Willie Sniffsum writes:

I am currently having my bandages removed by a lovely nurse, then flame cream reapplied (this is not a gay joke but it is fairly ironic given the nature of this blog). Once she puts new bandages on I return home for painkillers and beer! Try not to take Adams remarks too seriously, he is a big fan of COCAINE MOUSTACHE and just wants everyone to love us.CHEERS guys, this has been alot of fun while I convalesce.

# Jul 19, 2012 @ 1:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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51. Blindgreed1 writes:

No problem Willie, It's just that Adam needs to respect what Brian's earned on this site and understand his sexual orientation doesn't have jack sh!t to do with his metal cred. I'm at work now so I can't check you guys out, but I will later. Look forward to it and if you ever make your way through the Old Pueblo, we'll spill some beers. By the way... Shoot some rope in that nurses face. That's why they become nurses. The LOVE the money shot. Lol.

# Jul 19, 2012 @ 2:49 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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52. Destiny Leona writes:

Brian , Yawn... Your Boring at smartness

# Jul 19, 2012 @ 3:43 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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53. BrianMN writes:

Destiny Leona???
That's so awesome!!!
We haven't had a tranny pole dancer on here in ages!!!
Welcome... :)

# Jul 19, 2012 @ 3:55 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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54. Blindgreed1 writes:

Leona's Destiny is failsauce.

# Jul 19, 2012 @ 4:41 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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55. DestinyLeona writes:

Slightly amused ,im joining this sh**! I love Socially challenged people <;3 Reminds me of Msn forums back in 99 when i was a cyber nerd .But then that year i met Willie & was like OMG ROTFPMFPL I wanna be him when i grow up ...Well Tranny pole dancer was as close as i got but i f***ing love the guy!! In my spare time i draw portraits of him & girl band" Beastial Kunt" actually wrote a song about HIS poo !! Point is if you do dumb sh** & jump into fires Girls will love your poo so much theyll write songs about it :)

# Jul 19, 2012 @ 6:11 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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56. hellrat writes:

Holy frikken Leona, Destiny...nice shades ;)

Willie, please definitely DO plunder that ample nurse...nothin like a little bucking rodeo in the infirmary :) say, ya didn't burn yer c0ck did ya? doh!

I'll try and check ya guys out again when my sh!thole internet connection fvcking un-tards itself

# Jul 19, 2012 @ 6:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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57. White Willie Sniffsum writes:

Cock is fine, but, I p***ed off a talking parrot the night of the fire and it gave me a little peck on the tip while I was waving my d*** in its face. Im not sure but I think I was squawking "Polly want a c***er". Again, I think we have established that I am not the sharpest tool in the shed.

# Jul 19, 2012 @ 6:46 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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58. hellrat writes:

Damnit man! I woulda made hay with my johnson across ol' Polly's dome...fvckin knock er out cold ya know?

Pecker pecks is out brother, you gotta school that bird...you can get to it after you've thoroughly pillaged Nurse Ratchett ;)

heal up dude, we need back on the front \m/

# Jul 19, 2012 @ 6:53 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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59. BrianMN writes:

OK, I am officially done.
D-O-N-E.
DONE.
I've seen some fvcked up $hit on this site before but this one takes the proverbial cake.
As weird as I am some of you people make me look like Pat Fvcking Sajack.
Nice knowing you...

# Jul 19, 2012 @ 7:00 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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60. btbamfav20 writes:

HAHAHAHAHAHA Holy sh** HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
This has GOT to be the funniest thread i've ever seen. Funnier than the April Fools stories, haha jesus would have laughed too

NP: Beneath The Soil - Vomitory

# Jul 19, 2012 @ 7:04 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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61. btbamfav20 writes:

LIKE wow and holy sh** wow, Brian, hellrat, and BG u guys are the MEN, f***in hilarious! reading your comments is at best the best part of MU, the way u classily rip people a$$holes all over their faces makes my day :D
And Brian, i was surprised to find out ur gay into the c*** business. not that i care, but for some reason it makes the things u say funnier now that i know it comes from a homosexual mind (i honestly mean this in as great a way i can type lmfao)
That bit with the Metallica song titles had me holding my gut in pain, so i might sue u Hellrat LMAO!!

NP: Bath Of Least Resistance - NOFX

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62. Adam Bowden writes:

I enjoyed writing some of the sh** just as much as reading ya replies. I actually dont care whos gay or not,but I do know willie and the boys on a personall level as well as watching them f***en rock out on stage,I just got the sh**s they were being targeted as they are all actually really f***en decent guys. We all do random sh** while f***ed up,I have done my share. Brian,hellrat, peace out.Big will,dont ever f***en change mate,ya solid as f*** with all the guys in COCAINE MUSTACHE. Cheers all,there was some f***en funny sh** jotted down by all though haha.

# Jul 19, 2012 @ 7:33 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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63. Blindgreed1 writes:

@ Destiny: You're into poo? Clearly I've been too hasty. I had no idea you were one of "us". I litterally pulled my fist out of the cats a$$ when I read your last post. Do you enjoy smearing or are you more of a chucker?

# Jul 19, 2012 @ 8:34 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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64. hellrat writes:

^you know yer my brother, but you are one NASTY fvcker :)

NP---Wordz---fvckin GREAT tune\m/

# Jul 19, 2012 @ 9:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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65. Blindgreed1 writes:

Haha brother hellrat, you know how I roll! XD


"Speak the word of god, and shut your fvckin mouth!"

# Jul 20, 2012 @ 12:16 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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66. hellrat writes:

"... all the words and all the SH!T..."

Smear and chuck away motherfvckers :)

man, I miss these lil parties, we used to have some pretty good ragers back in the olden times... them were the days eh

see y'all later, been fun...gotta head back up to the high crags fer a few...laters

NP---To the Mountains!---Satyricon

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67. silvermountains writes:

well this is funny and stupid all at the same time

# Jul 21, 2012 @ 3:56 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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68. ain't no fuckin hero writes:

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bhaahahahahahahahahaha bhahahahahahhahahahah

# Jul 22, 2012 @ 6:39 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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69. White Willie Sniffsum writes:

Do your research.

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# Jul 26, 2012 @ 3:57 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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70. Blindgreed1 writes:

MUUUHAHAHAHAAAA!!! I like this Willie fvcker. You should come around moe often. We need more a$$holes around here like us.

# Jul 27, 2012 @ 7:01 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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71. btbamfav20 writes:

Oh shut the f*** up blindgreed :)

# Jul 29, 2012 @ 2:20 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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72. Adult writes:

The stupid publicity whore should take a cue from "Ride The Lightening" instead and get himself struck down.

What a lame move.

# Jul 30, 2012 @ 3:08 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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73. Willi Sniffsum glue writes:

Yes, if only he can "f*** it all and no regrets, i hit the lights on this dark set. Medallion noose, I hang myself, st. anger round my neck."

And no, he does not get my respect in this instance. This is one for the Darwin Awards and the human extinction movement simultaneously. You sir probably share a common ancestor with the lemming rather than a Bonobo chimp like the rest of us.

Next time do us all a favor and erase your DNA from this mortal coil

# Jul 30, 2012 @ 3:20 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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74. Blindgreed1 writes:

Lol, this is BG1 shutting the fvck up. \m/\m/

# Jul 30, 2012 @ 5:04 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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75. White Willie Sniffsum writes:

Wow. I got drunk and high and tried jumping a giant bonfire. I didnt make it and burned the sh** out of myself im the process. My publicist decided to make a press release and threw the metallica bit in for fun. We are a party band that just likes havin a good a$$ time. THIS HAS ALL BEEN INTENDED TO BE A JOKE. Some of you people need to lighten the f*** up, have a drink, a toke or a snort and trying laughing at me. I make it pretty easy.

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76. Willie sniffed2muchglue writes:

Im laughing

# Jul 30, 2012 @ 9:35 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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77. -_- seriously? writes:

Yeah that's it...... everyone else needs to "lighten up", right, that's the problem..... fvcking tool.

# Jul 31, 2012 @ 8:34 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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78. Blindgreed1 writes:

Hey Willie: Nevermind the sack huffers, they are here to sh!t on. You're okay in my book bruthah. \m/\m/

# Jul 31, 2012 @ 11:07 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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79. White Willie Sniffsum writes:

Hey BlindGreed,

Whats your band and where are you from?

# Jul 31, 2012 @ 3:18 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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80. Blindgreed1 writes:

We are Blind Greed. From Too stoned Arizona.

# Jul 31, 2012 @ 5:30 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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81. brandedcfh420 writes:

just wear a rain coat or have an unbrella near you when you are around BG!!!!

# Jul 31, 2012 @ 5:43 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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82. Blindgreed1 writes:

LMFAO!!! @ branded. \m/\m/

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83. brandedcfh420 writes:

\,,/(**)\,,/

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