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Gotcha Suckaz - April Fools!

We hope you enjoyed the April Fools gags yesterday. We sure did, and the comments were even more entertaining in some cases. Things got a little carried away by the end of the day, but CorrosiveMind and I made up after the bleeding stopped. We’re no Infernal Combustion, but we all like to have a little fun with our true passion – metal – too.

If you happened to bite and thought the stories were real, then we apologize. Each story had many clues to tip your off that they were fake. I'd call you gullable, but spellcheck is telling me it's not in the dictionary...

If you missed the stories, you can still read them all here. (Note the date on each story, however.)

We now return to our regularly scheduled programming of Real MetalTM news.

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17 Comments on "Gotcha Suckaz - April Fools!"

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1. Tasha writes:

you f***ing a$$ holes!!!! playing with sh** like that isnt funny!! death is a serious thing!!! you are a f***ing a$$ f***! i hope you f***ing burn in hell you dumb mother f***ers!!!!!!! i really hope some one kicks your f***ing asses!!
Have a f***ing nice day!

# Apr 2, 2004 @ 11:54 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. john writes:

hey u f***ing dixk heads thats wasn't f***ing funny u stupid f***S! i though he was really dead now i got to go clear some f***ing rumors up that i told my frineds man yall really some pice sh** f***s! i dont even see y i come this lieing d*** suxing page i hope philip fines out about this sh** and comes and kill your hole fucing fam.. u f***ing d*** headS!

# Apr 2, 2004 @ 12:38 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. Plan2Damage writes:

even though I knew it was a prank...come one now deathbringer and corrosivemind, you have to admit...that was a pretty messed up thing to post on (in my opinion) one of the best metal sites out there today. Even though you guys almost had in me in tears TWICE, I have to admit...good prank...\m/

# Apr 2, 2004 @ 3:01 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. dupedu2 writes:

I f*ckin loved it! I was laughin my a$$ off! Hell I even pulled it on a few of my friends at my own web site...I love sick twisted f*ckers! Keep up the great work....and any lame a$$ b!tch that can read knew it was a hoax....BROWN SUGAR.....I'm still laughin!!!
YO!! John and Tasha can ya say LIGHTEN THE F*CK UP! Man you 2 our serious freaks what are you 12 or something..... Pathetic......God...Avril Lavigne!!!!! Brown Sugar.....Korn Metallica and Megascrot!!!! Good sh** do it again!!!!

# Apr 2, 2004 @ 6:20 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. dupedu2 writes:

sh!t where did I learn my grammar...musta been from John up there

*Man you 2 are serious freaks * not our.....LMAO

# Apr 2, 2004 @ 6:22 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. metalhead writes:

You guys had me going with the slayer thing.... But when I read about metallica & In Flames I realised it was an april fools!!!! ..... Also Great site !!!!

# Apr 2, 2004 @ 7:28 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. LiLMiSSMeSHuGGaH writes:

Oh My God....Stupid a$$ Rammin' Chump f*** Bastards!....

# Apr 2, 2004 @ 8:41 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. LiLMiSSMeSHuGGaH writes:

Just kiddin' ...You guys made me cry and palpitate and sh**...I hate you. NO, No I don't...That was good.

# Apr 2, 2004 @ 8:43 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. Malcolm writes:

holy f**k guys, you guys are sick. Phil is a metal god to me and this sh** should have never been told

# Apr 2, 2004 @ 10:05 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. ...wow writes:

dude... that was feckin hard. i almost lost it man, phil is a demi-god to a lot of ppl, and its not cool to do that.

# Apr 2, 2004 @ 10:24 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. Andrew writes:

hey you sick f***s, phil anselmo is a f***ing god, you try doing what hes done you d***suckers, f*** you, i dont even know why i come here, ramrods

# Apr 3, 2004 @ 2:42 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. At least I'm not a DICKHEAD writes:

Go to hell you mother f***er

# Apr 3, 2004 @ 3:26 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. Etard writes:

whoever fell for this is a complete moron and should be executed, the brown sugar thing gave it away. Besides, phil doesnt shoot heroin any more, he switched to OxyContin

# Apr 3, 2004 @ 5:44 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. NYHCkid writes:

they F**ken get you hey F**kers? your all stupid to noe even thing about it

# Apr 3, 2004 @ 11:33 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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15. John writes:

hahahaha that was the best joke ever. props. metallica would probably play their gay songs anyways. so why is everyone getting so upset about it?

# Apr 4, 2004 @ 1:26 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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16. I'm so empty inside writes:

wow you all really have nothing better o do than pull pranks on us thats pitifull also someone said he should be dead so everyone find out where that person lives and we'll all go down there and yell insults at them then beat the crap out of them while insulting them then we'll play mind games with them and eventually they'll go crazy like me HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA............................................................I should probablly gt back to this paper i'm writing

# Apr 4, 2004 @ 3:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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17. Jessi writes:

Thanks guys for making a girl cry !!! Thought it was real and almost threw up all over my computer.... Not funny!!!! But you accomplished the reaction you were going for. I can't stop crying even though I know it isn't true, just the thought of it is upsetting!! Call me pathetic but that sucked! Nice one...

# Apr 4, 2004 @ 10:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address

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