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Pit Stories: Reverse Sexual Harassment And A Forgetful Frontman

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Each week we chat up bands and fans from all corners of metaldom to get their favorite pit stories from live shows. This week guitarist Fack of French death grinders Infected Society shares two memories from the pit, including the following tale of reverse sexual harassment:

When we played in Finland, with some of my previous bands, the boss from our label had a ferocious argument with a guy from the audience because of of the guy’s gorgeous girlfriend. Why? Not because his girlfriend was seriously looking after the label’s boss, but because he was trying to refuse to fuck her. Her boyfriend, a colossus, was really angry someone could refuse to fuck his girlfriend. So the label’s boss had to explain that he was married, with children. But it seems it wasn’t a good excuse enough to the angry colossus, so he had to explain, again, that “no, seriously, you’re girlfriend’s absolutely sexy and beautiful, but I’m married, with children and that, despite his girlfriend’s so hot, he can’t cheat on his wife” to save his life.

Another one? Well. With one of my previous bands, which I won’t name, the singer was so drunk at a gig that we had to play the same song twice because it was on the set list and the singer wouldn’t believe we were just finished playing it, having no memories of the few previous minutes. The crowd was dead laughing, such were we! Encore fait!

Infected Society recently premiered the new song "Victims of Procreation" online, which can be heard at this location. The band will be releasing a debut MCD through Kaotoxin Records this year, and more details on the band can be found via the Infected Society Facebook profile.

Feel free to share your favorite show experiences below, and check back in again next Tuesday as we share more mosh pit stories from metal bands.

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Ty Arthur is a freelance writer who writes for both entertainment and technical instruction sites. An avid fan of many different forms of metal, he has been involved in reviewing music for several years and is currently a contributing editor for Metalunderground.com

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1. goatlady writes:

lol that's not "reverse" sexual harassment, that IS sexual harassment. Still funny tho :)

# Apr 25, 2012 @ 3:10 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. OverkillExposure writes:

The guy with the trophy girl REALLY had something to prove!

# Apr 25, 2012 @ 1:46 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. hellrat writes:

tuff deal for ol' Colossus...got a nympho chick, and the poor dude prolly can't get his stubby little trout to rise

He was only lookin fer a lil' assistance eh! :)

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4. DK writes:

well honestly kudos to the other guy for remaining faithful. haha

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