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Dave Mustaine Blames Jewish Bankers for Death of Christ, Joins Anti-Government Militia

In a move that should surprise nobody, Dave Mustaine has joined the California 31st Field Force. Claims Mustaine,

“After four years of America moving towards a UN-run communist dictatorship, I'm taking a stand for our freedom. No more will we allow the institutions of the church and family be hijacked by the globalist plot to control us. These people who controlled the banks in ancient Israel were responsible for the death of Jesus and then interbred with all European royalty. They're scared by democracy and want to regain all their lost power by having UN peacekeeprs land on US soil with Obama's blessing. I'm proud to say that I'm now a full fledged member of the California 31st Field Force. I'm currently going through medical training with them since when the invasion hits, I want to tend to the wounded among us when the shit hits the fan. Besides, how cool would it be to say that you got CPR from the singer of Megadeth? I'll still be touring so don't worry about my militia brothers taking up too much of my time.”

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1. metalunderground.com troll wire writes:

this is our attempt to further pollute the minds of americans on how republicans are these scare tactic useing,anti youth, racist know it alls, and the liberals are for todays youth, pro black ,pro femine, pro gay, anti war moving , "for the little people" movement.

# Apr 1, 2012 @ 6:15 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. DixieSkumLord666 writes:

guess i'm never buying another megadeth record....cool anti-semitism bro...if you ever read a history book you'd know there wasn't much of a banking system as we understand it today in ancient israel, or ancient greec, rome or china for that matter...people kept what little gold and silver they had in their houses....banking as most westerners understand it was first invented by the templar knights in the early 1100's

# Apr 1, 2012 @ 6:36 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. i betcha writes:

Branded43 would actually believe this as he is not intelligent and verbally lambastes people with conspiracy rhetoric he gets from unsubstantiated 3rd party prop nonsense. I'm calling you out Branded! You always call other people sheeple, but you seem like an unemployed redneck who lives in the dark bowels of n.c. that spends his lonesome days probably watching the zeitgeistmovement, reading the protocols of zion, and then asseverately pontificate these as true when absolutely no scholar (except maybe David Dukes grand master K.K.K Wizard who apparently has a P.H.D.) would agree with. Who's the a$$hole now? Also, you like to think you go against the grain, but you think it's probably trendy to believe this horsesh** because it is totally "Metal." Who is the sheeple now? Oh, and please feel free to use ad hominem attacks on me while responding because it will just prove my point.

# Apr 1, 2012 @ 6:41 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. Dasher10 writes:

Dave isn't so much a Republican per se as much as he's a member of the Christian Patriot movement. They don't so much like the Republicans as much as they vote for them since they feel that the Democrats are worse.

# Apr 1, 2012 @ 7:10 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. Dasher10 writes:

Most Republicans don't believe in the "new world order" since they're usually middle-class and have benefited from the capitalist/corporate system. The Christian Patriot movement is usually a lot more rural and has its start in the Northwest while being more working class but stuck in an area where there isn't demand for unskilled labor.

Conspiracy theories start because people feel powerless. Dave adopted those views since he was looking for a new world to sink into after years of drug use. That and the internet has popularized many fringe theories that would otherwise not get mainstream exposure.

And now the lyrics to songs like, "Washington is Next" and "Endgame" are a tool to bring these ideas to the masses. I'm honestly surprised that nobody's called Dave out on his conspiratorial nonsense years ago.

# Apr 1, 2012 @ 7:20 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. 666KillerClown writes:

LOL He is just an a$$hole

# Apr 1, 2012 @ 7:43 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. duncan hills writes:

DixieSkumLord, just out of interest, where did you study chinese history? Cos I'm studying it as my university degree and I can tell you they had paper money in the Tang dynasty, and had banking systems as far back as the Han dynasty...

# Apr 1, 2012 @ 8:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. DreamHeater writes:

The funniest part about this is that everyone thinks it's true.

# Apr 1, 2012 @ 10:07 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. Dasher10 writes:

@ DreamHeater :)

# Apr 1, 2012 @ 10:10 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. Necrovomit writes:

trololol!!! i laughed as soon as i saw the headline

# Apr 1, 2012 @ 10:13 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. barry writes:

r u ppl completley mental?

# Apr 1, 2012 @ 11:19 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. Derrrrrr writes:

It's an April fools article...

# Apr 1, 2012 @ 11:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. Necrovomit writes:

definitely my favorite of this year. lol

# Apr 2, 2012 @ 12:15 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. Check the date writes:

Before commenting, check the date of publication.

# Apr 2, 2012 @ 1:42 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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15. Jackrum writes:

nicely done..

# Apr 2, 2012 @ 5:42 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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16. DixieSkumLord666 writes:

@duncanhills....you're right...the chinese did invent the curse of toxic devaluing paper fiat currency...but i think the chinese banking system/ paper money started around 700-800 AD, long after the kingdom of israel was just something in the history books(that few back then could read)...i could always be wrong, my chinese history is a little rusty...I just hate that all these people like dave and branded think every last jewish person is involved in financial shenanigans...because we're not. in fact i have a joke about it...if germany hadn't killed their entire jewish population someone would have told them that lending money to greeks was a bad idea....

# Apr 2, 2012 @ 10:04 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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17. duncan hills writes:

ah, fair play.

# Apr 4, 2012 @ 12:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address

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