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Korn To Release Tween Wave Album, "KornHoled"

Following the recent success of their dubstep album, "The Path Of Totality," Californian nu metal pioneers Korn has announced that they will soon be releasing a tween wave album entitled, "KornHoled." Lead singer Jonathan Davis commented:

"It’s the next logical step. Korn has always been able to update their sound to stay fresh. It’s sad to hear people discourage evolution by criticizing music they couldn’t write themselves or simply write us off by ignorantly stating, 'You’re Getting Old,' but we know that our true fans will love ‘KornHoled,’ and by extension, buy it."

As of yet no release date or cover art has been released for the album, but it will reportedly feature the following song titles:

"Fleetwood Cack"
"Shits And Ladders"
"Twisted Toilet"
"Life Is Stinky"
"Falling To Faeces"
"Writers Who Use Toilet Humour To Get A Cheap Laugh And Reference Other Peoples Hard Work Are Fucking Assholes"

For those of you unfamiliar with the genre, it sounds something like this:

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6 Comments on "Korn To Release Tween Wave Album"

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1. btbamfav20 writes:

lmao i saw this and was all like "WTF?!?!" Then realized it was the 1st of april... silly mee hahaha

NP: Apathy - Dirge Within

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2. metalunderground.com troll wire writes:

the inside scoop is, metalunderground has it in for korn, and that this story is fabricated.
you heard it here first

# Apr 1, 2012 @ 6:21 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. R10 writes:

Actually this was a headline i thought could have been true,given Korns fall from reality and all. Dub-step to this teen wave crap dont really seem like a farfetched stretch for them. Sounds desperate,catch the next new thing. Im waiting for the Korn djent record myself.

# Apr 1, 2012 @ 6:28 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. 9Maggot9 writes:

sh**s and ladders, that did it for me XD

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5. Jackrum writes:

i wouldnt have been suprised if it was true to be honest

# Apr 2, 2012 @ 5:44 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. carlosjofernandez writes:

hahahaha, f@ck you kornholed !!!!!

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