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Metallica Releasing "Garbage Days Revisited" In The Summer

Today in our Sunday Old School, we featured ground breaking metal veterans Limp Bizkit. Today, James Hetfield staged a press conference at 7:00 a.m. eastern time to announce that the band would be collaborating with Fred Durst on its next album. The following exerpt comes from the Metallica frontman:

"After the miserable sales of Lulu, we decided to stop collaborating with sextagenarians and go for the true pulse of young nu-metal. So now I unveil for you "Fredtallica." Durst has more energy and moves than anyone in metal today, especially me! I mean does it get more savage than 'Nookie?' We've been writing killer tunes together and of course slapped 'Tallica on each of them. We're looking at the working title of 'Garbage Days Revisited,' since lately with each album we keep going back to a pile of rubbish.

The album will be produced by Mutt Lange and released on the freshest label ever, Victory Records. It doesn't get more metal than Design the Skyline! That band and The Bunny The Bear have been invited to headline at our Orion Fest! We also plan to do covers of brutal metal bands like Ax7 and Modest Mouse. Who wants to hear old dinosaurs like Budgie or Holocaust? Not us. Metal up your ass!

After earning our top honors for metal album of the year with "Lulu," we would expect nothing less from these pioneers of metal. Check out the cover artwork and tracklisting for "Garbage Days Revisited" below.

Fake Stuff
Wankster Messiah
Suck & Destroy
Significant Bother
Hot Dog Flavored Metal
The CD That Should Not Be
Disposable Posers
Three Dollar Bull


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1. metalunderground.com troll wire writes:

* note, hetfield replaced corey taylor on this project.

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2. Mário Victor writes:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL April 1 XD

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3. btbamfav20 writes:

haha burn metallica

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4. R10 writes:

This one is good! Dont give Metallica or thier mgt. any ideas though. They're so out of touch,they probaby think this Metllica/Durst colab would be a breadwinner!

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5. Ryanopuffs writes:

Ahhhh April Fools Day on MU is the best kind of April Fools :D

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6. MooseDrool writes:

Probably my favorite of the day.

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7. Vulture_of_Chaos writes:

This site has had two real news stories on the main page in the last 10 days. Come the 1st of April we get 6-7 fake stories. Then for another 364 days we will go back to one story a week if we are lucky.

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8. 9Maggot9 writes:

I actuelly want to see this happen, rofl awesome XD

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9. WOLF7 writes:

^
" Careful what you wish, you may regret it
Careful what you wish, you just might get it"

;)

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10. duncan hills writes:

YES WOLF7 :D

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11. Drum_Junkie writes:

That Hetfield picture is classic! Makes him look like some b@st@rd child of Paul Sr. and Toby Keith.

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12. starvillan writes:

After the sh** Metallica have released of late, this wouldn't even surprise me.

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13. Overlord writes:

I missed this on April fools, thought it was legit...

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14. albert croatia writes:

why with fred durst ?

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