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Danzig Frontman Becoming Spokesperson For Campbell's And Wendy's

Samhain/Misfits and Danzig frontman Glenn Danzig has revealed that he has signed two lucrative endorsement deals with Campbell's Soup and Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers. He decided to become a pitchman for the products after coming to the realization that he has no desire to tour or play live again after last year's Fun Fun Fun Fest. He can now sit at home and collect money from ad revenues and devote more time to recording.

The multi-million dollar ad spot campaign will feature Glenn promoting the new product "Glenn's French Onion Soup" once it kicks off in June. He has teamed up with the Vegan Black Metal Chef to create the perfect fiery recipe. Also, Glenn will be appearing in television spots for Wendy's pitching the newly introduced hell-roasted Chicken sandwiches, since chicken is what he is about. Glenn will be featured in the ads with clips from his "Mother" video, slaying the chicken. Glenn is reportedly happy that he can devote more time to staying off the road.

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1. metalunderground.com troll wire writes:

correction, endorsement deal is for colt 45 malt liquor
not some pansey a$$ can of soup.

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2. I'm not Jesus Christ writes:

I wish this was true.

# Apr 1, 2012 @ 3:31 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. Snake Boy writes:

I want a taste of Glenn's soup and his hell-roasted chicken sandwhich.

# Apr 11, 2012 @ 1:33 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. ZMA writes:

I don't even wanna see fake Danzig news lol.

# Apr 11, 2012 @ 5:04 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. cbella writes:

I'd put some steaming hot Danzig soup in my mouth ;)

# Apr 12, 2012 @ 12:14 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. I'm not Jesus Christ writes:

I'm with you, ZMA (aka #4). f*** fake news. Imagine buying his french onion soup or his hell-roasted chicken sandwich if either one of them was real. Who in reality would sell a hell-roasted chicken sandwich? Yeah, they could be tasteless, but hey...

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7. Snake Boy writes:

To I'm not Jesus Christ: The hell-roasted chicken sandwhich will obviously be spicy lol

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8. I'm not Jesus Christ writes:

To Snake Boy (aka #7): lol

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