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Kunvuk Challenges Limp Bizkit To Create "Heaviest, Most Crazy Metal Album"

In response to Limp Bizkit’s claim that the band is currently working on the “heaviest, most crazy metal record of all time” Australian metallers Kunvuk have issued the following statement:

“The audacity of a band like Limp Bizkit to make such an absurd statement is almost incomprehensible. It’s the same as if Nickelback were to come out and say that they are relevant to the progression of rock. Or if Marilyn Manson were to come out and say he wasn’t an overweight, passed-his-use-by-date middle-aged drag queen. Usually we wouldn’t give this kind of scum a second thought but Durst has a way of giving grown men hives. Trying to step into the domain of crazy metal? Well I guess you pinched a nerve in me boy.

"Listen LIMP BIZKIT. We want to see you try and make the heaviest, most crazy metal record you can. I guarantee that we, KUNVUK, will hand you your ass at this endeavour. We are working on our new album now. Let’s see you stick to your fucking word. You think you know crazy? Then let’s strap it on and get crazy.

"Yours in the utmost contempt, KUNVUK

"P.S. We saw your recent tribute to Jessica at Soundwave and it is not fucking cool to have her name up there while your bouncing around singing about pussy. That girl was 16 when she died. Don’t know whether you meant to pull her name down after the tribute song or not but it appeared to be a major dick move on your part to keep it up through the 'hits.'"

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1. fredisgod writes:

kun who?

# Mar 13, 2012 @ 8:34 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. RememberMetal? writes:

Kunvuk aren't the most unhinged band I've ever heard by a long shot but I know beyond a reasonable doubt that at least the frontman has a screw or ten loose.

Everyone knows Durst is all talk and that he's saying this through the filter of "Limp Bizkit Land" where his loyal homies have never heard anything heavier or more 'crazy' than "Three Dolla Y'all". To that small sect basement-dwelling, unemployed 30-somethings Durst may as well be right on this, do that kind of fan base matter?

# Mar 13, 2012 @ 9:17 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. R10 writes:

Man oh man. Two stories on this mental midget Durst in the same week. Too much! I'd like to think if he was just simply ignored he'd just go away. A sick,twisted part of me wouldnt mind seeing Durst put his money where his mouth is;release this heavy album,get slotted between The Faceless and Cannibal Corpse on Summer Slaughter. Id pay 25 bucks to heckle this buffoon for an hour.

# Mar 13, 2012 @ 9:56 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. KORNDOGG writes:

What will a no name band will do for publicity? Answer-Call out fred durst, to get recognition

# Mar 13, 2012 @ 11:55 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. KanadianKoRn writes:

so i just watched a video with these guys, 1st of all...no right whatsoever dissing Manson in this article..second this is so much harder on the ears than limpbizkit....as a matter of fact I would rather listen to britney spears than this sh**...they are fn pathetic. lol Im calling them out lets hear your so called heaviest album cause you suck donkey balls! fvck kunvuk

# Mar 13, 2012 @ 1:45 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. hellrat writes:

I like Big R's idea :)

Such a crowd would draw and quarter that chubby lil wigger puke

# Mar 13, 2012 @ 5:39 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. YourDad writes:

Who is KUNVUK again? Yeah. Maybe live and let live there buddies, because good or bad, i've heard of all those bands you just talked sh** about. But this is the first I've heard of you. I like your challenge, but it doesn't matter to anybody but you. When a band talks sh** about another band no matter how awesome or sh**ty either band may be, it makes the sh**-talking band seem like a bunch of idiots who are just trying to get in on someone else's success. I never heard of you until you talked sh** about LB and there your name was. Try this: Shut the f*** up and rock. Don't talk sh**, prove it without having to talk it.

# Mar 13, 2012 @ 9:44 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. jizzbuster writes:

ive seen Kunvuk live.....they were supporting an amazing Australian metal band Darker Half

never listen to Kunvuk ever! Even if there's a fire!

# Mar 14, 2012 @ 1:40 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. Billpower writes:

Why the Manson hate? It seemed so random. This band needs to make a name for themselves before yapping away.

# Mar 14, 2012 @ 7:58 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. Blindgreed1 writes:

R10: You bring the piss bottles. I got the sh!t covered.

# Mar 16, 2012 @ 1:05 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address

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