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Vaginal Penetration Of An Amelus With A Musty Carrot Premieres New Song "Mass Suicide With A Rusty Comb"

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We announced earlier this week that Vaginal Penetration Of An Amelus With A Musty Carrot (aka VxPxOxAxAxWxAxMxCx) has signed on for a multi-album deal with Kaotoxin Records, with the first release "In Involuntary Abortion we Trust" coming this April. You can now get a first taste of the album by checking out the song "Mass Suicide with a Rusty Comb" in the player provided below. Kaotoxin Records issued the following press release about the band:

"Bored of all the melodic and trend oriented bands in their neighbourhoods, the urine soaked landscapes of upper Austria, four blastjunkies decided in Autumn 2008 to end this misery and finally form the first 'upper Austrian extreme-metal' band. The band got the clear and brief name VAGINAL PENETRATION OF AN AMELUS WITH A MUSTY CARROT.

"Since then the band worked hard and eagerly on the first songs and finally got onto stage in summer 09. After line-up changes, including the reduction of drummer Max Gufler in exchange for the band’s very tight and sexy drum machine VxPxOxAxAxWxAxMxC currently is a trio.

"By now they played shows in many countries such as Andorra, Belarus, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Denmark, Estonia, France, Germany, Israel, Italy, Liechtenstein, Malta, Netherlands, Portugal, Russia, Serbia, Spain, Switzerland, Turkey, Vatican, etc. Their music style can best be described as a mixture of goregrind and slamdeath, which means dancing parts ala Cock And Ball Torture alter with groovy and brutal waves of slam-attacks.

"Next to shows with bands such as Last Days of Humanity, Katalepsy, Ass to Mouth, Satan's Revenge on Mankind, Blood, Abysmal Torment, Rubufaso Mukufo, Aborted, Turronizer, Embalming Theatre, Gore & Carnage, Tibosity, Holocausto Canibal, Beheaded etc. the band released the following CDs so far:

- Split w. Turronizer (Spain)/Pilsen Bastard (Spain)
- Split w. Elite Drug Dealers (Russia)

"VxPxOxAxAxWxAxMxC played as first goregrind-band in the countries Andorra and Liechtenstein and performed an acoustic show in Vatican! Currently the band focuses still on their consistent live performance as well as the release of their first Mini-CD 'In Involuntary Abortion We Trust.'"

Featuring a guest performance of Erwin de Groot (ex-Last Days Of Humanity, S.M.E.S., etc.), "In Involuntary Abortion we Trust" will be released in April 2012 through France's Kaotoxin records and will feature four studio tracks, two bonus live ones and a bonus remix / alternate version for a total running time of 22+ minutes with a huge production and some gore-to-the-core artwork.

The album's track listing is:

1. Mass suicide with a rusty comb
2. Embryo's orgasm
3. Double emetophilia session
4. Eyeball peeler
5. Slushy baby chainsaw assfuck (live)
6. Rancid monstrosity (live)
7. Eyeball peeler (Pumuckl version)

The band's lineup is as follows:

Franz Stockreiter - vocals
Werner Kniesek - guitars
Wolfgang Ott - bass & programming

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1. ZMA writes:

What the hell did I just listen to?

# Mar 7, 2012 @ 7:47 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. pinto_beans writes:

I've actually been following these guys (sorta) lately. Their stuff isn't bad at all. And those vocals are just inhuman!

# Mar 7, 2012 @ 9:34 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. charest writes:

not too bad! until the vocals came in and ruined everything

# Mar 7, 2012 @ 10:08 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. Cynic writes:

Yeah they could definitely use a drummer and a more distorted/slammy guitar tone but not bad. In fact it immediately put me in brutal mode so I had to listen to some Deeds of Flesh to release it!

# Mar 7, 2012 @ 11:01 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. HDVDJ writes:

This is a serious question...

Do bands that do this style of music take themselves seriously, or is this a comedic type of performance? Im not familiar with this genre, but can't help laughing when I hear this.

I understand heavy metal is supposed to have a bad a$$ tough approach to it, and perhaps even scare some people, but this is seriously just comedy.

Are there people who appreciate this style of vocals?

Please enlighten me!

# Mar 7, 2012 @ 11:34 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. charest writes:

well with a band name like that how could anyone ever take them serious

# Mar 7, 2012 @ 11:41 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. Cynic writes:

HDVDJ - I've always thought of metal as a mix between the world's most serious joke, and the worlds most humourous serious topic.

"Are there people who appreciate this style of vocals?" - Yes. These sorts of vocals are the logical extreme. Over the last few decades different bands in metal have kept pushing the "extremity" (for a lack of better word to encompass all the nuances of metal vocals) of vocals, from Chronos way back in Venom to the slam bands of today.

My point is, if you listen to Venom -> Death -> Obituary -> Suffocation -> Incantation -> Devourment -> today's Slam, then you have a clear idea of why these bands sound like they do. On the other hand if you were just a Metallica/Slayer fan in the 80s and you are checking out todays bands of course it'll seem stupid. I'm sure people called Chronos' vocals stupid yelling back in the day.

# Mar 8, 2012 @ 12:13 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. fldeathmetal writes:

wuerer goo goo gabbbaaaa...

LOL

what the f*** is this..

i like it music wise, but forget that toad vocalist.

# Mar 8, 2012 @ 1:16 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. Terminator writes:

Haha, catchy band name.

# Mar 8, 2012 @ 2:07 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. HDVDJ writes:

I can see where people would get off saying that so easily. I thought that the first time I heard Cradle of Filth's Dusk record. I thought Dani was a female. Eventually they grew on me. Not sure if this could grow on me though. What do they call that style of vocal so I can YouTube people doing this solo?

# Mar 8, 2012 @ 2:09 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. Cynic writes:

Slam death metal, or brutal death metal failing that. Check out Devourment's 1.3.8 album, that's where most of it hails to.

# Mar 8, 2012 @ 3:09 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. RememberMetal? writes:

The vocals are a little too static (and toad-like to borrow from fldeathmetal) for me but Origin, Mumakil or Brain Drill style vocals to this music (with live drums) and they would have my attention. The album title and cover achieve the highest echelons of creative expression.

# Mar 8, 2012 @ 8:21 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. KREDD writes:

i kept waiting for vocals and then realized they'd already started! music isn't bad but not really feeling that type vocals.

# Mar 8, 2012 @ 11:32 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. Overlord writes:

I guess there are people who desire this sh**, I'm not one to judge people's musical taste.... BUT, do not call this metal, for it is not. Make it a distinct genre. I would call it, 'humanity-hits-rock-bottom.'

# Mar 8, 2012 @ 11:57 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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15. sonictherapy writes:

They don't do pig squeals like a lot of the slam/grind bands. Those vocals actually sound like a cross between a bullfrog and a woodpecker.

# Mar 8, 2012 @ 1:03 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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16. KORNDOGG writes:

Would people stop calling them vocals! They are not, this type of music has to be in the top 5 things wrong with humanity. Disgrace to metal, and music in general. And its a wonder why most look down on metal. These guys should blow their brains out immediatly

# Mar 8, 2012 @ 1:59 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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17. deathbringer writes:

LMAO @ the conversation around the vocals. Calling them toad-like and KREDD and Korndogg's comments had me laughing good. Only because I had the same reaction "are those vocals?" I figured they had to be by process of elimination. Good to see an extreme band stirring up some conversation at least!

Korndogg, if you expect your comment to be taken any more seriously than this band, lighten up a little. Who's busy looking around at what other bands are doing to wonder why they or metal in general isn't taken seriously?
Metalheads and bands do their own thing and don't worry about sh** like that unless they're following the latest trend.

And these guys are a little too extreme for me as well. Music wasn't bad, but didn't grab me.

# Mar 8, 2012 @ 2:11 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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18. brandedcfh420 writes:

musically ok, vocally, sounds like a frog drowning in piss!!

# Mar 8, 2012 @ 2:37 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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19. xFiruath writes:

The vocals are definitely bizarre and not my cup of tea at all, but obviously there's somebody out there who likes this so more power to 'em. I can't recall the name of the band for the life of me, but I heard something even more ridiculous than this once - a grindcore band with vocals that literally sounded like Donald Duck :)

# Mar 8, 2012 @ 2:44 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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20. Cynic writes:

LOL at Ty.

I like the toad vocals. I think the mix and could be better but the elements are in place.

Seriously, I don't think of these sorts of vocals as a joke, I think of them like avant-guarde forms of communication. They mock intelligibility and normality. They reduce the entire human language down into two or three beeping sounds and yet don't lose anything in process - you still understand the deranged, ludicrous feeling they're trying to convey. And in that reduction increases the repitition, i.e. the vocals hammer that insanity at you relentlessly. There's no quiet verse singing about one thing and then a main chorus they sing about the main topic, oh no it's one focused ideal of brutality drilled into you with bizzare singularity. To me that's as arty as any drone or ambient or classical music.

I admit though, I've never liked specifically gore focused lyrics unless there's a higher reason for them (i.e. Carcass).

# Mar 8, 2012 @ 3:27 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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21. sonictherapy writes:

Then again, we have had bands like Caninus and Hatebeak that actually do have animals at the helm.

# Mar 8, 2012 @ 3:30 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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22. KanadianKoRn writes:

This was fvcked! i kinda like it ahaha.

# Mar 8, 2012 @ 3:37 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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23. Vox writes:

Ugh, I have tried numerous times to get into this style. It's like Catasexual whatever their face. The chick was hot though. What a freak she is I bet. Kinda boring music though and no real catchiness to songs.

# Mar 8, 2012 @ 5:14 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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24. KORNDOGG writes:

Agreed DB, maybe a little harsh or serious. But for me, music is not supposed to be funny. If I want to laugh, or I want comedic music. Ill watch comedy central, or a stand-up who brings songs into his act. Metal is not supposed to be funny, nor is rock. And its not about following a trend, but more about metal not being taken seriously or respected. And you have f***s like these guys furthering that view. IMO

# Mar 8, 2012 @ 6:18 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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25. ZMA writes:

Yea the vocals ruin an otherwise decent band in my opinion. I personally think this type of vocal style is retarded.

I don't look at metal as being a joke or not serious, but definitely this band is. Although after I listen to metal I usually feel better so I'm in a joking mood haha.
I'm sure they'll get a good following though. I'm open to all types of metal but THIS right here is a type of metal I will never get into. Every time I hear something about Slamdeath or Goregrind it ends up like this. You might as well take the vocals out of that track lol.

# Mar 8, 2012 @ 6:33 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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26. ZMA writes:

Metal to me is a genre where anything is possible. No subject is taboo so it's a genre of real free expression. And it can cleanse even the most hardened individual of all his/hers problematic thoughts. I'd have definitely killed someone by now if I didn't listen to metal. So it sort of irks me when I hear music like this band. I can't think of any other reason why I'd ever listen to this except to be purely comical.

# Mar 8, 2012 @ 6:40 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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27. KORNDOGG writes:

And Cynic, how you got all of that out of this is interesting, ill admit. You could be a positive spokes person for this band, considering you probably put more thought into that one comment than they did this whole album :)

# Mar 8, 2012 @ 6:53 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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28. Overlord writes:

Korndogg, just cause you don't listen to music for comedic relief doesn't mean there are countless people out there who do. I for one am not afraid to admit I loved Weird Al... as a child.

ps. I just check out Hatebeak, that sh**'s bangin'.

# Mar 9, 2012 @ 9:04 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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29. deathbringer writes:

Ah, the "serious metalhead" :-) To me, nothing is sacred, and there's nothing I love more than when people involved with the things I enjoy have the sense of humor to make fun of it or themselves. And sometimes that includes the unintentional ones too. Granted, not all the time, but it's good to be able to laugh at anything and not take it too seriously. That's why I enjoy Steel Panther, Beatallica, Gwar, and the like. I wouldn't care for any of them from a purely musical perspective. And in this case, taking things to a greater extreme is obviously fine for some and comedic to others. I expect that's the case with many of the really extreme bands.

# Mar 9, 2012 @ 9:52 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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30. cbella writes:

.....And I thought 'Anal Squirt Massacre' was a crazy band name! That just made my week! lol

# Mar 9, 2012 @ 11:46 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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31. RememberMetal? writes:

I can't help but agree to some extent with ZMA and Korndogg in that I like the overwhelming majority of my music "serious-to-a-fault"...

That said, I still like when a serious act let their humor shine through. Meshuggah in the video for "New Millenium Cyanide Christ" or Tool's faux-satanic, German language, industrial, neo-nazi rally track "Die Eier Von Satan" ... turning out to be a cookie recipe. I was never a big fan but even Korn made goofy-on-purpose songs/videos.

For me, Anal c*** cornered the market on confrontational, offensiveness and deliberately incoherent vocals. None better before or since.

# Mar 9, 2012 @ 12:45 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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32. Tabor writes:

These guys are THE sh**!!! Wish I could've seen the acoustic Vatican show though. Korndogg, chill the f*** out! Who are you to say what is good music and what is bad music or what is creative music or uncreative music? All music should be respected equally. It's all personal expression no matter what the artist is expressing and who are you to say that someone is expressing something wrong?

# Mar 9, 2012 @ 12:52 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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33. ATN writes:

Actually, no...there is no one that likes this.

# Mar 9, 2012 @ 8:15 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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34. Mr. Metal writes:

That is NOT music!!...bands like this with their retarded band names take so much away from REAL metal artists. These guys should be embarrased to create such a pile of sh**!!!...frikken punk-ass little wannabe rock stars.

# Mar 11, 2012 @ 9:05 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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35. Paulypaul writes:

To all the folks saying "This isn't real music" and the like, do you realise how much you sound like boring old fvcks! Do you really want to turn into your parents? It's heavy and its pushing boundaries. Good enough for me.

# Mar 12, 2012 @ 4:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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36. BoltThrower writes:

Had to look up amelus. These guys really know their stuff.

# Mar 12, 2012 @ 5:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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37. BoltThrower writes:

Had to look up amelus. These guys really know their stuff.

# Mar 12, 2012 @ 5:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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38. goregrindfreak writes:

Well, the vocals are definately inhuman!!! I don't see what the big deal is, though. Music is music. Most grindcore people turned to grindcore because they're sick of all the other types of music out there. I didn't do that, but I understand these guys. I like their music and can't wait to buy the record!!! \m/ \m/

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