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Austrian Death Machine To Release New Christmas Single "Jingle All The Way"

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The one and only Austrian Death Machine spent some time in the studio recently, mostly to lift weights, but also to record a few new songs. The songs are based on the ultimate holiday movie, Jingle All the Way, which stars Ahhnold, of course! The songs are a regaling tale of the pursuit of a one "Turbo Man" doll, sung by Tim Lambesis and Ahhnold.

The digital version of Jingle All the Way will be available for download wherever downloads are sold as of December 6th, 2011 and the limited 7" vinyl single will be available shortly thereafter and can be pre-ordered now. This piece of vinyl will be the perfect stocking-stuffer for the most brutal of friends and family. Ahhnold only asks that the vinyl not be gifted to "puny wimps" or "girly men."

Fans can pre-order the Jingle All the Way 7" now over at this location.

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1. ZMA writes:

Haha yes finally some ADM news. I can't wait for their 3rd album. I'm a sucker for this band.

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2. BOB WILEY writes:

here is a few songs this half a$$ band should have done,covered or titled
1 tappin fatty patty
2 billie jean aka " the kid is not my son"
3 the butler did it
4 put out or get out
5 via con dios
6 tequila ( changed title to la migra)
7 i know jan brewer
8 victor crowley
9 born to be wild (cover)
10 buick diish(cover)
11 strip (cover, either from rammstein or adam ant)
12 hispanic causing panic
13 patrick cant surf
14 dead kennedys
15 don quxiote ( cover)
16 que bueno?
17 marias gone, lets bone
18 lets f*** in the bathroom at a blindgreed show
19 no hablo espanol
20 lethal fertilization
21 werewolf women of guatemala
i have just constructed a whole austrian deathmachine album for you
u c** up with 1 and i c** up with 21...
wheres the justice in that?
what is this one song sh**?

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3. ZMA writes:

Last time they did this I think Double Brutal dropped soon after. Just wait for it. Should happen soon.

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4. Valentine_no_more writes:

Yeah Turbo Man!!!!

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