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The Rockstar Ramblings: Guns N’ Corn

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KISS members Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley are planning to collaborate on a memoir. Is it already assumed the first and last chapters will be “Gene” chapters?...

Alice Cooper has been asked to help design Universal Studios Halloween maze. For a rocker that has always used fright and horror as a back drop it looks like Cooper has been typecast with this project. Three years from now Alice will be receiving calls to go to Iowa and design corn mazes…

The medical mystery man Ozzy Osbourne recently lost his two front bottom teeth (crowns). With a show only days away, Ozzy frantically looked for a dentist to fix his mouth. I realize we are five months away from Christmas, but I already know what Ozzy wants…

A fan with a “professional” style camcorder got a surprise when Nikki Sixx (Motley Crue) went into the crowd to have him removed. Unfortunately from the video you are unable to see if there is in fact a camera or Sixx spotted on of Kat Von D’s new boyfriends. Either way Nikki might consider some additional insurance should he continue to jump into crowds at his age…

Tommy Lee (Motley Crue, Methods of Mayhem) and Bret Michaels (Poison) may face gun charges after heading out to a gun range in North Carolina and posting pictures of their event. The police department was investigating the incident to see if any of the pictures posted would be considered “inappropriate.” Let’s hope for Tommy’s sake the Police don’t Google TOMMY LEE PICTURES AND HOME VIDEOS. This doesn’t sound good, stay tuned…

Big Cock is making a 4th album. Thought everyone should know. As with the first three albums, the band's goal once again is to have a successful album with everyone screaming “I Love Big Cock!”…

Gene Simmons recently promoted his proposal to Shannon Tweed on his reality show. Enough already with Gene. Focus the show on the son, the one who looks like a cross between Vincent Chase and every person that lives in Williamsburg, Brooklyn…

Matt Sorum (Velvet Revolver, ex-Guns N Roses) recently stated that Velvet Revolver created a full album with Corey Taylor (Slipknot, Stone Sour); but that Slash “wasn’t on board” so it will not be released. Reasons for Slash to squash Taylor as the lead vocalist (other than not a good fit)? I have a few guesses. 1. Slash is scared of clowns and this sometimes extends to masks. 2. Slash doesn’t like corn, hates the state of Iowa. 3. Slash is scared of the number eight…

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David S. Grant (aka Rockstar_Scribbler) is the author of several books including Rock Stars, Happy Hour, and Corporate Porn. For more information please go to www.rockstarbooks.net or www.davidsgrant.com. You can also follow David on Twitter @david_S_grant.

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