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The Rockstar Ramblings: Best. Bartender. Ever.

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If Steven Adler (Adler’s Appetite, ex-Guns N Roses) has a “to do” list it would probably read “Make Amy Fisher Cry on Celebrity Rehab” and be crossed off several times...

Baron Von Storm, the porn name now being used by drummer Matt Sorum (Velvet Revolver, ex-Guns N Roses), has a new band named Diamond Baby. The video for “The Last Rockstar” has all the characteristics you might enjoy including S&M scenes, hot lead singer naked bath tub scenes, and the “drinking Jack straight from the bottle” scene. It also features cameos by Jane Lynch, Verne Troyer, and others. What takes this particular video from good to fantastic is the Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead) cameo as the shot pouring bartender. Best Bartender. Ever…

Ugly Kid Joe has announced they are putting together a comeback album. Interesting for me because this band has caused many hours of pondering how the songs “GODDAMN DEVIL” and “MAD MAN” were on the same album (their debut AMERICA’S LEAST WANTED) as “BUSY BEE” and a cover of “CATS IN THE CRADLE”. I spent a whole session with my psychiatrist on this one…

Just months ago we hear there is a wine named OUT OF THE CELLAR and now Stephen Pearcy (Ratt) is coming out with his own hot sauce named after the Ratt album, DETONATOR. Prediction: We are three months from a new sexual lubricant named DANCING UNDERCOVER…

A new Steel Panther album is coming! A random poll on the street has come up with the following potential titles for their follow up to FEEL THE STEEL. The list includes: STARE AT THE HAIR, PANTHER FEVER, GUITARGASM, and DIRTY JOKES: A love story…

Vince Neil (Motley Crue) recently joined Robert Mason and Warrant onstage at Mohegan Sun. It never fails when two (or more) front men share the stage, one of two things will happen: 1. The microphone gets tossed back and forth (SEE: Aerosmith and Run D.M.C. and also Kid Rock and Run D.M.C.) or 2. (What we see below in the video), the “No, you the man!” pointing back and forth between the two gun slingers. In my opinion number one is always more of a treat for the fans…

Its official, Slash (Velvet Revolver, ex-Guns N Roses) has drawn the line in the sand. He will not allow Guns N Roses songs for the show Glee, but will be writing a song for a Disney movie and be part of an accompanying animated video? For those still not clear on what the line is let me explain. ONE semi truck full of cash is on one side of the line and TWO semi trucks full of cash are on the other side of the line…

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David S. Grant (aka Rockstar_Scribbler) is the author of several books including Rock Stars, Happy Hour, and Corporate Porn. For more information please go to www.rockstarbooks.net or www.davidsgrant.com. You can also follow David on Twitter @david_S_grant.

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