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Cradle Of Filth's Dani Filth Reportedly Dating Justin Bieber

A story has been circulating around the Web that apparently Cradle of Filth vocalist Dani Filth and tween sensation Justin Bieber have become an item. The budding romance was discovered when a photographer caught a snapshot of the two holding hands and walking down a California beach (the picture has since been removed at the request of Bieber’s parents). The story was confirmed today in a post on Cradle of Filth’s website.

“It’s true, we’ve been seeing each other for some time now. I mean I’ve been singing about all these ridiculously perverted sex acts for years, what did you guys really expect from me?”

Later in the post, Dani revealed that he’s actually been writing Beiber’s music for him.

“I’ve been helping Justin write his lyrics for some time now in order to be involved in the music I really love these days. The song ‘Baby’ in particular was inspired by me when we were going through a rough patch. I know those metal news site trolls will have a field day with this, but fuck ‘em. Apparently they all missed the video for ‘The Foetus of a New Day Kicking’ and the entire ‘Thornography’ album. For years now I’ve wanted to do mindless catchy music for the masses with scantily clad girls dancing in the background.”

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1. oh my god writes:

this is too funny and wouldn't be suprised. LMFAO

# Apr 1, 2011 @ 4:03 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. Blindgreed1 writes:

See, all this time i've been telling you guys that those were NOT Dani's Batman Underoos he was wearing in the TMZ pic from last year.

# Apr 1, 2011 @ 4:04 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. metalfan653 writes:

Forgot it was April Fool's Day til I read this LOL.

# Apr 1, 2011 @ 4:07 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. psymax writes:

now that's a total rofl :)))

# Apr 1, 2011 @ 4:07 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. metal-man writes:

i guss bieber wants a metal queen.

# Apr 1, 2011 @ 4:22 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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Waaaaaahahahahahaa

# Apr 1, 2011 @ 4:23 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. hellrat writes:

god! can you imagine what their stumpy little butt child is gonna be like?

snake eyed little vampire gremlin with a bowl cut :)

# Apr 1, 2011 @ 4:27 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. Metal Messiah writes:

Im glad it is an april fools joke, the thought of
it is just plain creepy lol.

# Apr 1, 2011 @ 6:01 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. Jackrum writes:

if only

# Apr 1, 2011 @ 6:58 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. ... writes:

this is the worst april fools article by mu ive ever read. no one with an eighth of a brain could possibly fall for this tripe. LAME

# Apr 1, 2011 @ 7:10 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. Pilar writes:

This is the best joke of the day!! :D

# Apr 1, 2011 @ 9:05 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. dmasa writes:

This sh** gets less creative every year...

# Apr 1, 2011 @ 9:23 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. n0thinghead writes:

i'm not surprised about this coming from faggy filth.

# Apr 1, 2011 @ 10:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. Swayze writes:

I think thats considered statatory rape b.c. justin bieber is like 12 years old. and dani is like, what, 35?

# Apr 1, 2011 @ 10:53 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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15. Dasher10 writes:

this would have been funnier if it were Ghaal

# Apr 1, 2011 @ 11:18 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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16. Been-a-Dreamer writes:

Quote from hellrat: "god! can you imagine what their stumpy little butt child is gonna be like?" ROFL I know this is 1. a gag/April Fool's article and 2. yesterday's "news", but that just made me laugh! Plus, like others have mentioned... is it really that far-fetched?

# Apr 2, 2011 @ 4:54 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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17. hellrat writes:

hell, anytime Dreamer!

though you'll come to find that the real funny stuff is when some dimwitted tool doesn't get my humor, and comes slathering away on here, really letting giving everybody an earful about how fvcked I am!!

yes indeed, that sh!t always makes me smile :)

Cheers man \m/

# Apr 2, 2011 @ 7:02 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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18. GORECUNT writes:

AAAAAHHHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!

# Apr 2, 2011 @ 11:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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19. Jazzd writes:

ROFLMAO XD

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