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Dr. Phil To Join Trapped Under Ice On Future Tours

Following the recent developments in Europe in which Trapped Under Ice frontman Justice Tripp attacked a fan while on the 2011 "Rebellion" tour the band's label, Reaper Records, has announced that famous advice guru Dr. Phil will be joining the band on its future tours to offer both anger management and emotional support to each member of the band. A press release from the label reads:

"We at Reaper Records are extremely pleased to announce that none other than Dr.Phil himself has agreed to ride along with Trapped Under Ice on all future tour dates for the foreseeable future. Dr.Phil will provide much needed support to the band and to help prevent the actions that took place overseas in Europe from ever happening again. We are also currently in talks with Dr. Phil to get him to appear on the forthcoming Trapped Under Ice album as a guest vocalist. We are positive that these decisions will be the best for all at Reaper Records and all in Trapped Under Ice."

Dr.Phil offered his thoughts by saying;

"When approached by the fine folks at Reaper Records about being able to offer my assistance to the young band Trapped Under Ice at first I was skeptical. But after viewing some alarming video footage from Europe I was convinced that these guys really needed my help. I am confident in my ability to be able to bring some positive reinforcement to these young men and show them that attacking fans who have paid money to see you perform in concert is certainly not acceptable behavior. By the end of my tenure with Trapped Under Ice I am sure I will be able to convert them from the tough-guy hardcore band they are today into a loving and caring christian rock group."

Trapped Under Ice frontman responded to news by adding:

"I am not a superhero!"

Expect a reality series based on the experience in the spring of 2012.

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1. slade900 writes:

haha good one

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2. moses writes:

trying to mix two metalocalypse episodes into one?

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3. Rychemn writes:

I ain't buying what you are selling..Hee, hee.....this is definetly an April Fool's joke!!!

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4. -Metal_Rapture- writes:

Dr. Phil was lucky to get this gig, I heard Oprah was wheeling and dealing awhile with this one.

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5. decapitator94 writes:

Great! Now they have someone to beat up instead of fans.

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