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Slayer Guitarist Jeff Hanneman Leaves The Band
Slayer guitarist and co-founding member Jeff Hanneman has announced that he has made the decision to leave the band, following his recent medical problems. A message from Hanneman reads as follows:
"In what is probably the hardest decision I’ve ever had to make, I have decided to part company with Slayer. You can imagine how difficult this was for me to do, what with Slayer being such a big part of my life for like thirty years, but due to my problems with my arm, I’ve been left with little other option. I’d just like to say thank you so much to the guys for helping me a part of something so important and amazing, and also a huge thanks should go to you, the fans, for all the support you’ve given me over the years. Thanks again guys! You rule!"
The remaining members of Slayer have also spoken about Hanneman’s departure, posting the following message online:
"We are completely saddened by Jeff’s decision to leave the band after so long, but we don’t want him to rush his recovery, which has suffered another setback recently. He’s more than just a guitarist, as I think our fans will agree, and Slayer just won’t be the same without him. Thank you Jeff.
"Of course the question on everybody’s minds now is what are we gonna do? Obviously we’ve got our tour dates coming up soon which Gary (Holt, Exodus guitarist) and Pat (O’Brien, Cannibal Corpse guitarist) have graciously agreed to be a part of, but the long term future of the band remains a mystery even to us."
More details on Slayer’s plans for the future are expected to be revealed shortly.
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This is a lie and its not f***ING COOL! Very very poor taste I posted a link to this article on my facebook wall telling all my freinds to boycott yout sh** a$$ site! You have a responsibility to report acurate news not garbage like this making fun of somones helth issues. beleive me when I tell you that I know eveyone in the bizz
Really don't see what the big fuss is about... Either way, joke or not, you don't have any control over the issue... What the f*** are u gonna do when they all die of old age?... cry some more?... enjoy the last 30 years and stop f***ing whining... beloved Slayer fan.
The saddest thing about this one is that it might become reality.
Is Hanneman even back in the fold now?
A buddy of mine saw the pre "Hanneman sick leave" Slayer live and Hannemann looked like he really didn't give a f*** about being in the band anymore. Played bad, barely moved, really didn't care.
And many others agree.
DEAR GOD ALL THE WHINY A$$ B!TCHES SHOULD GO CRY TO THEIR FKN MOMMIES!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, YOU GOT APRIL FOOLED AND NOW YOU WANT TO ACT LIKE A FKN PRE-SCHOOLER ABOUT IT!! IS IT TIME FOR THE LIL BABIES NAPPY WAPPY?!?!?! OR IS IT DIAPER CHANGE TIME?!?!?! OR DO YOU NEED TO SUCKLE MOMMIES TIT SOME MORE?!?!?!?
Well played Branded. I was one of the tards who got duped on this one. With all the problems with Slayer keeping commitmants due to health in the last year;I bought it! I liked some of the comments above;like the dude who confirmed with Slayers mgt ;@knows all the people in the biz. Dude wants a an official retraction and sh**. That sh** cracked me up.Slayer fans are a commited bunch I will say!
But, come to think of it, what Big 4 band HASN'T died since the 90's began? Anthrax hasn't had a notable release since Persitence of Time, Slayer killed themselves when they decided to be a low-quality punk band/try Nu-Metal and never recovered, Metallica well.. We ALL know that one, and anyone who thinks Megadeth will release anything anywhere near as good as their first four albums is completely delusional.
They should all hang it up or try something other than Thrash; it's for the young, angry and small venues, not the old, matured, and stadiums.
Brother Brand, we can't expect those with marginal English skills to catch anything other than whats glaringly obvious now can we? :)
agreed HA, for the most part....except the punk band/nu-metal Slayer??? ya, their sh!t has pretty much sucked since Divine, but if your talking about Undisputed...well, that was primarily a cover record with a couple OLD punk songs Jeff had written that were never properly recorded but fit the context of the record's theme...and then the Gemini 'bonus' track at the end
NP---Dittohead---SLAYER
Yea HA I'm sure the retro thrashers would have forged the path in creating a genre if they weren't too busy aping the big 4 or the mid 80s German thrashers. Yes the big 4 are old;they write@record like old men but they paved the path. I love the Warbringers;Eviles ; Bonded by Bloods etc but they definitely wear they're influences on their sleeves. Your right;thrash is a young mans game. Talk to me in 5 years when you've moved along into something else!
I'll throw down the gaunlet. 26 and 27, I challenge you to divulge who "everyone in the biz" is. I find it hard to believe that a window licking mouth breather like you knows ANYONE in the biz that would give you the time of day, let alone take you seriously.
Nicely done Oz!
I'm amazed by the amount of idiots crying bout the joke, grow some balls or stop listening to metal because ur giving the rest of us who can actually stomach sarcasm a bad name.
Or just kill uself at the next Slayer concert to prove Slayer is brutal still.
Now to the dumbasses who think they're new sh** is sh**. I'm telling you i enjoy every song like i do with all their other albums. At least these thrash legends aren't sh**ting with age like The Haunted...
and branded where the f*** were you?!?!
NP: Nowhere, No-One, Nothing - Marduk
ya, go ahead and spray 'authoritively' about their 'new' sh!t all you want Bam-Bam
it's so fvcking overly redundant, that its basically fvcking ridiculouslty dismissable by this point
Grow up and gain some fvcking experience before you start in on your stupid fvcking ignorant drivel, ya punk fvckin kook
NP---Antichrist---SLAYER
Dude, all of those comments just made my fvckin' day. Especially 26 and 27. I nearly p!ssed myself laughing.
I can't believe so many people are getting all bent out of shape over a fvckin' joke. I understand Slayer is a well-known band and loved by many, including myself, but sh**... Just because the guy's health issue was used doesn't make the person who wrote the article a bad fvckin' dude... it makes the JOKE!! on APRIL FOOLS DAY!!! more believable.
And I do agree that they probably will hang it up soon.. and even if this article was true, like others have said, what the fvck can you do about it? Not a damn thing.
I dunno. I just find all this sh** to be a little ridiculous.. I will admit that this was a humorous joke. It's obviously people who aren't members of MU that are getting all whiney about this. They don't know that MU does this sh!t every April Fools Day since what? Like... 2003 or something? lol
I wasn't a fan of the old Slayer, but my tastes have changed over the years and now I like all of it. But the bad production on South of Heaven and earlier stops me from listening to much of it. The War Chest remasters sound awesome though. Diabolus is the only one that doesn't stand the test of time.
Ya, I can't say I listen to em a whole hell of a lot anymore...likewise sh**allica and Megadump
When I do, I find myself favoring the primitive sh!t...Show No Mercy, Killing is My Biz, Kill em All
As for Horribolus...well, I have always been partial to Screaming from the Skies....not that its any great tune or anything, I just like it
NP---Colder Weather---Zac Brown Band
yo.. to all the b*tchy whinging butholes in this thread..
if i roll a 19 on a D20, and lay down a few majik cards what would you do?
you sad pathetic foolish tard for whom females aree like fossiles (to be observed through a microscope)...
again, EMOS DO ONE!
no offense to any forum regular who might play magic the gathering or other card based game..
"Grow up and gain some fvcking experience before you start in on your stupid fvcking ignorant drivel, ya punk fvckin kook" - hellrat
and almost right after that is:
"I'm with you btbamfav20. Love all the new Slayer. The Haunted lost me a couple albums ago, but I was a big fan from album #1-4 with both vocalists." - Deathbringer
so ya im pretty sure Deathbringer isn't a "stupid fvcking ignorant punk fvckin kook" who has the same opinion as me. And ironically i didnt like ANY older Slayer until i got used to their new sh** more and came to more appreciate (and now enjoy more) the older music. It's called an opinion, and not everyone has to be yours.
NP: Collapse - Benighted
Not so fast Bam-bam...'Bringer didn't call anyone a 'dumbass' for not liking new slayer
I explained the reasoning for my vehemence on the Archenemy thread in response to your pursuit of your complaint there, as I clicked on that before this topic tonight
Still can't fathom how anyone would prefer the newer slayer records to the old, but I certainly wouldn't ever call anyone a 'dumbass' for doing so
So yeah, grow up and gain some fvcking PERSPECTIVE, dumbass! :)
Slayer was at their best from 85 to 90 in my opinion. The four albums released in that period are my favorites. With the exception of the punk covers album;I don't think they've made a horrible album. Unlike The Loads of Metallica and Risks of Megadeth. They've stayed pretty true@ consistant to their style over the years for better or worse imo. I think you can have the old vs new debate with just about any band that's been around longer than 10 years and has released 5 or more albums. Slayers newest isn't something I reach for when in need of a Slayer fix;but it isn't that bad a record.
For those who don't know, calm down, April Fools, gents! ;)
To be perfectly honest, I am actually worried about this becoming reality.
I don't care about Metallica, Anthrax or Megadeth, around or not, I don't care. All the same to me.
But, I am NOT willing to let go of Slayer. Not yet.
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I saw that and what like "THAT'S FVCKING IMPOSSIBLE!!"
Then I realized what today was lol. -____________-* IF this was true, I'd sh!t myself but I highly doubt it is lol. Good job with almost making me p!ss myself. (: