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Gross Misconduct Recruits New Bassist Brent MacKenzie

Gross Misconduct has issued the following announcement about parting ways with bassist Ryan Shepard and recruiting new member Brent MacKenzie:

"Alright, so there’s a new guy in our band now. His name is Brent MacKenzie. You may remember him from such musical endeavours as Menz, Devived and Soulscar.

"As for Ryan, there’s no drama, ill will or anything of that nature behind our decision. We slayed many dragons with him, but the time has come to part ways. We wish him the best of luck.

"As for our decision to go with Brent, the choice was pretty simple. Extensive market research and public opinion polls suggested that we needed a married guy with glasses and short hair in our band to even out the long hair to short hair ratio. He’s also good at music and stuff. Come see Brent and his glasses at our show on March 11 at Funky Winkerbeans in Vancouver."

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