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The Most Brutal, True, and Kvlt Black Metal Band EVAR: The Black Satans

posted Jan 3, 2011 at 4:03 PM by zMETALlica.  (14 Comments)

The Black Satans are a Norwegian black metal band from Finland. This parody black metal band has some videos. The band comments on their "The Satanic Darkness" video, "This music video made by The Black Satans was shot in the mountains of wintery Norway during the darkest time of the year, except that it was in Finland and in midsummer."

Check out their latest video "The Satan Of Hell" and two others, "The Mutilation of Christ" and "The Satanic Darkness," below:

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1. wakaka writes:

HAHAHAHAHAHHA! I LOVE THIS!

# Jan 3, 2011 @ 7:46 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. hellrat writes:

goddamn...this sh!t is fvcking classic!!

how's that jolly singer :)

i wonder how the 'true black' dorks will like these dudes???

HA! \m/

# Jan 3, 2011 @ 11:34 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. Spaghetti_Motel writes:

Funny thing is that if someone told me these guys were serious, I'd probably believe them.

# Jan 4, 2011 @ 4:25 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. Shoe Police writes:

I'm not sure what they expect to gain from this. They've got the talent to make a name for themselves in the black metal world, but the nonsense of it all kinda kills any momentum. funny as hell, but damaging to them.

# Jan 4, 2011 @ 7:48 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. Blindgreed1 writes:

I don't believe this will be dammaging at all. All of the Satanic Black mettalers I know have a sense of humor and laughed their arses off at these videos. Thanks for putting this up z.

# Jan 4, 2011 @ 10:15 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. Hammerheart writes:

lmao. Those were great!

# Jan 4, 2011 @ 2:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. Jenny writes:

Teh heh heh :P Varg needs to see this.

I wonder if it's even possible to do a parody of other genres other than Black Metal. Power Metal can be done as well, yes, but other than that, I dunno.

# Jan 4, 2011 @ 2:35 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. hellrat writes:

hey spag-mo, have you ever seen the vid for Immortal's Call of the Wintermoon??? check that thing out strraight away!!

fvcking priceless :)

# Jan 4, 2011 @ 2:39 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. adace1 writes:

Lol. The vocalist sounds like a sick 5 year old throwing a temper tantrum. Funny stuff!

# Jan 5, 2011 @ 1:59 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. Trendkill91 writes:

The last video is the best!

# Jan 5, 2011 @ 6:03 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. OlafBerzerker writes:

\m/ dudes a$$ just hanging in the mountain as dave wyndorfs little brother sings \m/ dis is metal

# Jan 5, 2011 @ 10:56 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. Spaghetti_Motel writes:

Yes I have seen Call Of The Wintermoon and it is absolutely hilarious!!! I often youtube "stupid black metal videos" for a laugh.

# Jan 6, 2011 @ 12:04 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. Been-a-Dreamer writes:

I'm a guy that loves black metal, but I can still laugh at the countless "Spinal Blacks" that exist in the world. The Black Satan's music is pretty good, too!

But if we're going to make fun of any rock genre, let's slap nu-metal, which sucks anyway, right in it's frat-boy face. Start a parody group and call it something like Faceinside, Flatcrush, Flatback, Brokenrate, Rateback, Brokencrush, or Insidecrush.

# Jan 9, 2011 @ 7:02 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. Spaghetti_Motel writes:

I think black metal is a lot more comical than nu-metal

# Jan 10, 2011 @ 12:57 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address

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