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Bret Michaels Life As I Know It Episode 6

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Here we are already at episode 6 with no way of getting this time back. This week Bret is still on the road while his family is home. His girls are preparing for their first day of school and Bret is bummed he can’t be part of this. This is of course because Bret’s priorities are: 1. Rock n’ Roll 2. Family 3. Bandanas.

This week’s concert is the Sturgis biker rally where not only will Bret perform, but he gets to fire machine guns. Throw in strippers and I believe you’ve got yourself a trifecta. Oh wait, here come the Sturgis girls (biker strippers). I knew it.

Back at home, Jorja is cursing up a storm during her first day of kindergarten so Kristi decides to reward her with yogurt. A very special moment occurs during a yogurt toast with mom and her daughters. Back at the biker rally Bret is toasting beers with the Sturgis strippers in his trailer. Bret’s priorities have shifted now to: 1. Breasts 2. Rock n’ Roll 3. Family.

After Bret’s show (which was awesome in case you didn’t already know) Bret meets with stalkers, a guy dressed up as a Leprechaun, and more of the Sturgis strippers. One in particular (the one with giant breasts in case you didn’t already know) is tempting Bret and as they said on Rock of Love, “Looking to get some alone time with Bret”. How will Bret decide this predicament? Whichever way continues Bret’s run on reality television. Because, in case you didn’t already know, Bret’s priorities are: 1. Reality TV 2. Breasts 3. Rock n’ Roll…

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David S. Grant (aka Rockstar_Scribbler) is the author of several books including Rock Stars, Happy Hour, and Corporate Porn. For more information please go to www.rockstarbooks.net or www.davidsgrant.com. You can also follow David on Twitter @david_S_grant.

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