Bret Michaels Life As I Know It Episode 5
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Last week Bret got marriage advice from Trump Jr. so this week he approaches his father and guitar player for their thoughts. Neither take a second to ponder the question of whether Bret should marry Kristi, both essentially look at him and wonder if Kristi will still have him.
Bret confesses that maybe Rock of Love wasn’t an ideal place to find a girl. Is he serious? Death, taxes, and not finding your soul mate on reality TV. Yeah, we all know this one Bret.
Naturally Michaels is still confused so he goes to see a life coach. Bret talks about marrying Kristi and the life coach comes to the conclusion that he is afraid of failing. Then she tells him they got a lot accomplished during the session. Oh, and if you could make the check out to CASH that would be great. I’m pretty sure I’m not the only thinking that the coach left the session feeling depressed Bret didn’t hit on her.
Back at the house Jorja stumps the entire family when she asks to spell the word diarrhea. Bret concludes that it is spelled D-I-A-RIA. Let’s just say lead singer of a rock band may not have exactly been one of MANY options. Next, Bret is in a studio shooting a Public Service Announcement for diabetes. The first thirty minutes are spent seeing which bandana Michaels should wear. This actually happened.
If the episode wasn’t depressing enough for Michaels, Bret spends an hour trying to get his ’69 Camaro going only to let Kristi take a second to fix it. It may be time to head back to the life coach for a prescription of Xanax before Bret kills himself.
Previews of next week show Bret partying like it’s 1986 with Rock of Love like groupies sneaking into his trailer. Will Bret fail again? If so, let’s hope he got that prescription filled (and hopefully got some penicillin as well)…
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