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Glen Benton Allegedly Encounters and Slays Easter Bunny
Two years after Glen's close encounter with Bigfoot, the Deicide frontman is now claiming to have seen yet another mythological creature, The Easter Bunny. Not only that but Glen has claimed to have killed the Easter's most recognizable symbol.
"I want y'all to know that I was attacked by a giant rabbit in my own home. The thing was six feet tall, and kicked like a motherfucker. When I realized that this thing was to tough for me to fight hand to hand, I ran upstairs and grabbed my shotgun and shot the thing full of buckshot. Took three shots at point blank before the bastard went down. I'm keeping his head as a trophy."
After calling Florida Wildlife, the area was checked and tracks are said to have been found. Glen's experience was documented as an official sighting. Florida Wildlife is currently running DNA tests on the head to see if it is indeed genuine.
Yet this hasn't stopped many from wondering if this Sunday has been ruined for billions of children worldwide.
"He took my candy!" Says a five-year-old named Jenny, distraught at hearing the story of Benton murdering the holiday's most beloved figure. "I want the bunny back! Glen Benton is a poopy-head."
As far as parents, Jenny's father Steve is currently trying to convince his daughter that the holiday is about more than a rabbit bringing her a basket full of candy. "Shame on this Glen Benton. My daughter cried herself to sleep last night when she heard that the Easter Bunny died. This is the most horrible day of her life and I hope that he realizes the consequences of what he's done."
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