Celebrity Apprentice: No One Listens to Bret
Band Photo: Poison (?)
Episode three begins with Bret on the defensive. Believing he is being shut out, he voices his concern to all that will listen. No one is listening.
For this week’s challenge, ROCK Solid chooses Michael Johnson, Olympic gold medal winner, to be their Project Manager. Bret approaches Michael and asks to be his “Right Hand Man”. Johnson doesn’t listen to Bret. The task is to create an advertisement for an online identity theft software package. Bret continues to persist, dominating the conversation, but no one is listening. Bret begins rolling his eyes, at one point they roll all the up into his bandana. From here it gets worse; it appears Bret is taking a dive.
On the women’s side, Sharon Osbourne is explaining reality television to the team, “We are all going to hate each other in the end!” She says. This was only a warm up to Sharon calling out her Project Manager, Summer Sanders, (also an Olympic medalist), by questioning her intelligence and dropping numerous F bombs. Once again, Sharon is looking way past the immediate task, focused on winning it all.
Half-way through episode three I would have to say early odds to win it all are: Bret Michaels 500 to 1, an Olympic medalist 10 to 1, and Sharon Osbourne the early favorite at 2 to 1.
Meanwhile, ROCK Solid has hired a graphic artist, a young girl that Bret Michaels continues to hit on. He refers to her as “Sexy” three times, but then lets the viewers know that he isn’t “Creepy”. Great, so we’re all good here then. As Michaels begins making head way on the girl, Michael Johnson cock blocks Bret, asking the girl to stay focused on the task. Bret shakes his head, eyes return to his bandana.
The girls have decided to make Sharon the face of their advertisement, Summer says it’s perfect to have “Sharon watching over you and your family.” A statement of madness by the Project Manager. During the girls presentation, Sharon again becomes “sick” and plays the sympathy card. Well done Sharon, you’re odds have just increased to 3 to 2.
Back at ROCK Solid a heated argument continues between Bret and Michael Johnson over font size. Michaels wants a larger font, Johnson a smaller one. Vote now at: http://www.whogivesacrap.com. Clearly, Bret just wants to go home.
Finally, we reach the boardroom. Michaels is wearing all black, including a black bandana. Will this be a day of mourning for Bret in the boardroom? Donald Trump compliments Cyndi Lauper’s music. No word on Bret or Poison’s music. Trump lets the teams know that the girls won, mostly because they had less words and a larger font size.
Michael Johnson takes responsibility for the wordiness and font size, but doesn’t speak up when asked if anyone challenged him. To say Bret is disengaged at this point is to say Guns N Roses may have dabbled in drugs at one time. Staring down Michael, Bret and his bandana are ready to speak, and predictably someone speaks up and says that they want to go home, but it’s not Bret, it’s World Series champion Darryl Strawberry. Strawberry is fired.
Cut to next week’s previews and we see Michaels has gone back to the red bandana. What does this mean? Apparently nothing, but I have to say this show isn’t giving us a lot in the form of entertainment so stay tuned as we follow Bret’s bandana next week.
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