Gwar Enters The Billboard Charts At Number 96
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Gore loving heavy metal group Gwar has entered the Billboard Top 200 album charts at number 96 with their latest studio offering, "Lust In Space." This is the highest charting album of the bands career.
Lead singer Oderus Urungus had the following to say about GWAR’s record setting chart debut, “We are appalled, shocked, outraged, and completely ecstatic over GWAR's latest master-work, Lust In Space debuting at #96 in the Billboard Charts...in keeping with my finally confirmed uber-rock star status, I have already vomited on Lindsay Lohan's puss, visited the the Obama girls, and sodomized Carrot-Top. And there was much rejoicing.”
Still sporting nachos in his beard, Oderus continued to rant “But 96? That's just not going to do it...GWAR and Metal Blade Records plan to keep on with this relentless assault until we go all the way to # 95!"
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Number 3?...gwar?...damn...........Must have been all that air time on redeye via foxnews channel that did it...see all you haters fox is not so bad of channel...they aint the #1 cable news channel for nothing..good thing they didnt go on msnbc, they wouldnt have cracked the billboard 200..( check out their ratings,no spin, they are piss poor)
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Well, I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.
I'm probably going to pick this up on the way home today. Congrats to Gwar.