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KISS Army Declares War On Gwar

posted Apr 1, 2009 at 6:31 PM by Diamond Oz.  (22 Comments)

In what will go down as the biggest war related news story since The Cuban Missile Crisis, the loyal fans of KISS, or the KISS army as they are known, have declared war upon the band Gwar. The army claims that while they have come to terms that KISS didn't make the greatest music in history, neither did Gwar. Yet Gwar are still praised for their stage show unlike KISS. The fans were seen heading in the direction of Gwar's home town in tanks and KISScopters, all of which bore the four famous faces of KISS. No-one knows how successful they will be but they are expected to further their crusade against Lordi should they be victorious against Gwar.

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1. brandedcfh420 writes:

OK give me a sword, a pound of smoke, and ill be ready to stand against the sheep that make up the KISS army!! ATTACK NOW PENGUINS!!!!!

# Apr 1, 2009 @ 6:38 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. InfernoNecrosis writes:

LOL. Nice.

# Apr 1, 2009 @ 6:50 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. OID writes:

Who gives a f*** about either one of them!!!

# Apr 1, 2009 @ 6:56 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. bbristowe writes:

What's with people calling it "smoke". It's so England.

# Apr 1, 2009 @ 7:12 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. brandedcfh420 writes:

ive always called it that. guess each personj is different...

# Apr 1, 2009 @ 7:17 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. GORECUNT writes:

I hate both KISS and GWAR. Lordi is f***ing gay as well. Damn this is hilarious. I f***ing live for these articles on this very day. The past 3 years has been like this: "Hmm...April 1st. I wonder what articles will be on MU..."

# Apr 1, 2009 @ 7:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. dmasa writes:

lame story

# Apr 1, 2009 @ 7:41 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. Fuck_A_Name writes:

KISScopters...lol

oh sh**, I hope Gene doesnt see this, and actually start selling those....

# Apr 1, 2009 @ 8:45 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. gutterballz writes:

As if any member of the KISS army can drive anything other than the station wagon they borrowed from their mommy. I have serious doubts as to whether many of them leave the basement lair of their parents home. If they have guns, perhaps they can spare us by turning them on themselves. After they shoot Gene, of course....then again, could be that I just picked the wrong week to quit smoking and just feel like being an a$$hole.....

# Apr 1, 2009 @ 9:43 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. Bob Gratton writes:

April fools dah...

# Apr 1, 2009 @ 9:50 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. bbristowe writes:

eh wasn't picking you out for it. Just never heard it used over here.

# Apr 1, 2009 @ 10:38 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. That_One_Guy writes:

Kisscopters.. lol.

# Apr 2, 2009 @ 1:35 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. Quackhead writes:

Okay i hate kiss but that was funny as hell

# Apr 2, 2009 @ 1:49 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. Blindgreed1 writes:

bbristowe: Its a pretty commmon term here.

# Apr 3, 2009 @ 1:10 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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15. Bruno Hockalugie writes:

Bbristowe- You were definately trying to "pick him out." Did you snap you fingers as you said (mostly likely with a lisp), "That is SO England!"?

# Apr 3, 2009 @ 1:52 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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16. brandedcfh420 writes:

lololololol @ bruno!!

# Apr 3, 2009 @ 1:54 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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17. Blindgreed1 writes:

Lol. Sup Bruno?

# Apr 3, 2009 @ 1:57 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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18. Bruno Hockalugie writes:

Brandedcfh420- What's up guys? Man, I have busy lately and it has not allowed me any free time to post on MU. I think i wasn't the only one, I can't find the chat thread. See you guys there

# Apr 3, 2009 @ 2:38 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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19. brandedcfh420 writes:

right-o bruno

# Apr 3, 2009 @ 2:41 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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20. InfernoNecrosis writes:

Hey Bruno, what's up? I think I'll send you one of those weird things called an email today. lol

# Apr 3, 2009 @ 2:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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21. Chazz writes:

KISS rulz, but not GWAR!

# Apr 3, 2009 @ 4:13 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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22. Black Label writes:

I am not really a Kiss fan, but man do i hate GWAR, those dudes can not make any good music.

# Apr 4, 2009 @ 3:18 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address

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