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KISS Army Declares War On Gwar
In what will go down as the biggest war related news story since The Cuban Missile Crisis, the loyal fans of KISS, or the KISS army as they are known, have declared war upon the band Gwar. The army claims that while they have come to terms that KISS didn't make the greatest music in history, neither did Gwar. Yet Gwar are still praised for their stage show unlike KISS. The fans were seen heading in the direction of Gwar's home town in tanks and KISScopters, all of which bore the four famous faces of KISS. No-one knows how successful they will be but they are expected to further their crusade against Lordi should they be victorious against Gwar.
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As if any member of the KISS army can drive anything other than the station wagon they borrowed from their mommy. I have serious doubts as to whether many of them leave the basement lair of their parents home. If they have guns, perhaps they can spare us by turning them on themselves. After they shoot Gene, of course....then again, could be that I just picked the wrong week to quit smoking and just feel like being an a$$hole.....
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OK give me a sword, a pound of smoke, and ill be ready to stand against the sheep that make up the KISS army!! ATTACK NOW PENGUINS!!!!!