Deathstars Signs To Bieler Bros. Records
Bieler Bros. Records has announced the signing of Sweden’s DEATHSTARS. Their North American debut, “Night Electric Night,” will be in stores on May 19th with tour dates soon to follow.
Following a sold-out show in Cologne, Germany that saw the band showered in woman's under garments and a wild after party that lead to bassist, Skinny Disco performing a strip-tease before passing out; The Deathstars have checked in with their first journal entry since signing to Bieler Bros. Records:
"Cologne & Frankfurt/Mainhattan. The tiny but intense venue ”Backstage” in Cologne was held in rain yesterday. The boys sat hidden in their dressingroom and didn’t move much to prove their existence. Whip made some tv-, radio- and magazines-interviews and the other dudes was trying anti-yoga and anti-workout-programs while drinking Coke and beers and relaxing A perfect mix.
"It was a nice little sold out show of 500 people, (thanks for the 20 pair of panties and the bras, we will use them when we run out of clean stuff), and the party afterwards was even nicer. Whip gave his genitals some eyes and Skinny was dancing an exotic flamencoshow (see movie) before passing out in Kaju’s (our drumtechs) bed, while Kaju was sleeping in it. Kaju finally got Skinny awake, and the bassist’s only comment was: ”Why all this unkindness?”, and then fell asleep again. Kaju didn’t have an approriate answer to that question, so he laid his hairy portugese arm around Skinny’s naked swedish back and they fell asleep like two little innocent kids, dreaming of pink castles and happy horses in the fantasty bubbleland of Neverwhere.
"Today we are in Frankfurt am Main. Europes A-city when it comes to skylines. Classy dudes call it Mainhattan, since the dirty river Main is flowing through the urban landscape. It’s a city that suits our needs.
"Bone has stopped communicating with words. Almost completely. Actually, it started in the beginning of the tour, but now he just makes grunts and weird noises, but it works out fine. Everyone understands him anyway. He has developed a special and unique Deathglam-swahili and it’ll probably be just a couple of days until he entirely stopped talking by words and only communicated with negative sounds.. The other boys don’t mind the development.
"Night is still totally into his role as panzergeneral and is walking around giving sheet’s of personal panzer propaganda to the members of the bands. He is definately loosing it. Cat has kept silent for a couple of days (except from last night when he as usual sounded like Whoppie Goldberg with mustard in her ass), and has mostly been found in front of some movies inside the black belly of Dante.
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