Rock of Love Tour Bus Episode 8 Recap: Down to Bret’s Sexy Seven.
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In Panama City the girls dress in tiny bikinis, meet Bret at the pool, and find out they must watch children for the day. We learn that most of the girls have several kids of their own. Ashley speaks for the group when she says, “I may be a stripper on the weekends, but Monday through Friday I’m a Mom.”
Big Beverly may not win the “children challenge” with her boisterous and controlling persona, but may have lined herself for a new career. Bret tells Big John, “If nothing happens physically with Beverly and I think she could at least be my tour manager.” Needless to say, Ashley wins the stripper Mom challenge.
That night Bret decides to give the girls a break and takes them out. Big Beverly has a pre-going out cocktail made up of five parts vodka, two parts vodka. Predictably she becomes angry and a pain in the ass for most of the night; however, this is overshadowed by Mindy and Taya together (naked) in the hot tub and then in the shower (naked) after. The other girls decidedly gang up on them and dump salsa all over Mindy’s belongings. Taya goes to Bret who initially appears to listen, but after hearing the word salsa looked distracted, and didn’t seem to care.
Somewhere in the middle of the chaos Bret pulls Farrah aside and says, “The thing I like about you is that you’re hot!” No follow up, just those words. Sometimes nothing else needs to be said.
Nerves are high as the girls enter elimination (Big Beverly has clearly been drinking) and Taya is concerned with the drama around her. Surprisingly, both Taya and Big Beverly are chosen to stay on the tour, Farrah is sent packing. Maybe more did need to be said. Is it possible being hot isn’t enough for Bret?
Six girls left; here are the current odds to win it all:
Ashley 2:1 – The clear favorite right now. Ashley enjoys skimpy clothing, threesomes, children (when she’s not stripping), and having an awesome time.
Jamie 3:1 – The quiet contender. Over the next couple episodes expect to find if she’s carrying stripper and/or porn star baggage. Or more precisely: How MUCH stripper and/or porn star baggage?
Taya 5:1 – The Penthouse Pet of the year is always in the running.
Mindy 6:1 – With her accent she’s going to have to “try” much harder.
Brittanya 9:1 – Still not sure what she is capable of. We have yet to hear her speak.
Big Beverly 100:1 – Even Big John wouldn’t touch this.
David S. Grant is the author of Corporate Porn, a novel published through Silverthought Press. His rock and drug fueled double novel Bleach|Blackout, novel The Last Breakfast, and short story collection Emotionless Souls are now available. For more information on David’s writing go to http://www.davidsgrant.com
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