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Rock of Love Tour Bus Episode 6 Recap

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The bus is headed to Nashville which is perfect for Mindy and her Southern accent. The girls are paired into two groups for Bret Michael’s Mud Bowl III. A football game where the girls fight for a date with Bret by wearing spandex shorts in a mud field. For those not familiar, Mud Bowl is like the old Bud Bowls, but with players of a lower IQ.

Bret promises an awesome game, an awesome date for the winning team, and a really awesome date for the MVP of the game. For those keeping track, that’s three “awesomes” before kick-off.

Top three highlights of the game are: First, the “boob interception” by Farrah. NFL players don’t have the “tools” needed to make this play. The second was Ashley’s surprise that she was able to play “without drinks”. Finally, Mindy winning the MVP and then having the girls refer to her as gopher face behind her back.

Bret promises a dream date for Mindy after telling her she did an awesome job on the field. Her prize date? To watch Bret perform in Dallas at a bar named Billy Bob’s. If the name alone isn’t enough of a Dallas stereotype, how about the bull riding in the building? That should be enough. After the date (Bret’s show) they head back to a hotel, Mindy changes into leopard lingerie; Bret tells her she looks awesome. By the way, for those of us drinking each time Bret says the word awesome, we are well on your way to total obliteration.

After getting a call that friend has died in Iraq, the winning team date is a somber dinner. Bret says awesome twice. Cheers!

Trying to figure out whom to eliminate, Bret first talks with Jennifer (she is having personal problems, her father recently passed) and Brittanya, who still is not talking. Bret concludes, “Brittanya may be mute, but she’s hot.” Again, another late rally saves Brittanya, sending Jennifer home.

Next week’s previews show all hell breaking loose as Kelsey tells Big John to “Fuck Off!” It is unknown whether Brittanya says anything.

David S. Grant is the author of Corporate Porn, a novel published through Silverthought Press. His rock and drug fueled double novel Bleach|Blackout, novel The Last Breakfast, and short story collection Emotionless Souls are now available. For more information on David’s writing go to http://www.davidsgrant.com.

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David S. Grant (aka Rockstar_Scribbler) is the author of several books including Rock Stars, Happy Hour, and Corporate Porn. For more information please go to www.rockstarbooks.net or www.davidsgrant.com. You can also follow David on Twitter @david_S_grant.

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1. MetalMartyr.com writes:

Awesome!

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3. hokeysmama writes:

bretts show is just a F*** fest for him. He'll never be faithful to anyone.

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4. xman writes:

mindy is a f***ing hick wore.

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