Rock of Love Tour Bus Episode 5 Recap: Is Natasha a dude?
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As the Rock of Love tour buses roll into St. Louis the first stop is naturally Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club. Big Beverly immediately becomes defensive, “Another strip club?” Ashley sees the stripper poles, and says sincerely, “I’m home!”
This week conflict was in the air early. “Natasha is a dude!” Ashley insisted to Bret, pointing out the low voice and that Mr. Natasha always wears a tutu to hide the junk.
Unfortunately for Ashley they are not there to strip for Bret, but instead break into teams to makeover three new girls (Jennifer, Kami, and Jamie). The team that makes their girl someone Bret wants to have sex with gets to have a date with him. The girls are all perfectly fine with this.
One of the teams is made up of Kelsey, Mindy, and Big Beverly. A head of lettuce is less boring than this team.
After the girls complete their makeovers of the three girls Bret has a surprise for the girls, deciding to keep the new girls to join the others. Brittanya goes off on the new girls telling them she’ll do whatever it takes to win even if it means she is kicked off the show. To make this craziness up to Bret there is only one thing she can do: Show up wearing a piece of foil barely covering her nipples and crotch. Well done Brittanya, you are forgiven; we’ll see you next week.
Later, Bret is out with Mr. Natasha and wants to ask her whether she has a secret, but chickens out, instead inviting Ashley to spend the night with him in his bus. This makes Big Beverly furious (she still doesn’t understand this show). The next morning Farrah is jealous she couldn’t be there to either participate, or hold the camera. Farrah understands the show perfectly.
Mr. Natasha shows up to elimination wearing another tutu and is sent home, telling Bret she hopes he finds the right “person”. No need to read between the lines there.
After five episodes Ashley is the clear favorite. Next week tragedy strikes; hopefully Farrah will have the chance to video tape it.
David S. Grant is the author of Corporate Porn, a novel published through Silverthought Press. His rock and drug fueled double novel Bleach|Blackout, novel The Last Breakfast, and short story collection Emotionless Souls are now available. For more information on David’s writing go to http://www.davidsgrant.com.
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