Avatars Now Supported On Profiles and Comments

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1. zMETALlica writes:

funness, more features to the site :)

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 12:24 AM ET | IP Logged

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2. Pursuit_Of_Vikings writes:

neato

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 1:59 AM ET | IP Logged

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3. StabbingTheDrama writes:

Did it work....

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 2:01 AM ET | IP Logged

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4. StabbingTheDrama writes:

damn it

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 2:01 AM ET | IP Logged

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5. StabbingTheDrama writes:

It works on my profile but it doesn't put the avatar on my posts. What gives???

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 2:26 AM ET | IP Logged

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6. psythe writes:

This'll be cool :)

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 2:45 AM ET | IP Logged

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7. psythe writes:

oh look, it is! hahah

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 2:46 AM ET | IP Logged

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8. Kalis_wrath writes:

You wolf you Psythe! :P

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 3:02 AM ET | IP Logged

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9. StabbingTheDrama writes:

Hey, did you do anything other than upload the picture to the Gravatar site?

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 3:03 AM ET | IP Logged

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10. Kalis_wrath writes:

I like the Avitars in profiles rather than in posts by the way.

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 3:03 AM ET | IP Logged

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11. dethmonkee writes:

This is cool.

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 3:55 AM ET | IP Logged

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12. Cynic writes:

Very cool db - one of the best things about this site as well is that it's light and friendly to dial-up users while not slacking on the content, very cool the comments load before the avatars (at least in Firefox) for the content first. Think I'll have to change mine, even though I do love Loss!

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 4:50 AM ET | IP Logged

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13. Tomo writes:

I like this feature ;)

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 4:58 AM ET | IP Logged

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14. Tomo writes:

grr, picture hasn't appeared yet.

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 6:24 AM ET | IP Logged

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15. deathbringer writes:

Be patient. Because Gravatar's service must support so many users and images, caching plays a major role in maintaining good performance.

Your avatar will appear on your profile before on the comments due to the implementation here. Apparently it's being cached longer for some reason when used as a background image here, which is better for performance (like Cynic mentioned - the page loads without the images) and avoiding broken image indicators if there are ever problems with Gravatar. I see a bunch showing up this morning though!

If anyone does experience a major slowdown or feel the avatars are to the detriment of the site, please speak up and let me know. One thing I have been considering doing is to now show the comments on the article by default. Members (and even regular users) would, of course, have the option to always show comments. That would help the main content load faster for the general user, and not make them download some of those massive threads of messages plus the avatars...

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 9:28 AM ET | IP Logged

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16. Red_Chord writes:

So far it has not slowed down at all for me and I really like this new feature, I just created mine so I am waiting for it to show up eventually.

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 10:04 AM ET | IP Logged

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17. Red_Chord writes:

I was hoping it would show up after I wrote post 16 but it didn't so you should see my face right now, you can read dissapointment

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 10:04 AM ET | IP Logged

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18. Red_Chord writes:

I was hoping it would show up after my last post....just kidding.

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 10:05 AM ET | IP Logged

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19. psythe writes:

Give it time, took half a day for mine to start appearing after I'd uploaded images to Gravatar...

I'm loving this, but it leaves me facing an unsettling and distressing dilemma - which image do I want as my avatar??? lol

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 10:41 AM ET | IP Logged

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20. Red_Chord writes:

Well I love wolves, they are my favourite animals on the whole planet so I think this image is fantastic. Don't change it...

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 10:47 AM ET | IP Logged

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21. Red_Chord writes:

Haha ! There it is...hehehehehehe

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 11:12 AM ET | IP Logged

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22. psythe writes:

yeah, man, wolves are amazing hey. Especially when they have really bright, pale blue eyes (like a Husky hahah). Wolves and Tigers, man, can't beat 'em.

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 12:15 PM ET | IP Logged

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23. coldiem writes:

Cool. I've been trying to figure out how other people were getting avatars posted. Now I know.

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 12:39 PM ET | IP Logged

24. Txmetalhead writes:

Very cool - I will have a pic with me wearing a ten gallon...haha....No way..

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 1:39 PM ET | IP Logged

25. Txmetalhead writes:

Nice picture - Psythe - very Native American...cool!

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 1:40 PM ET | IP Logged

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26. deathbringer writes:

I am liking the way the comments look now with all these avatars! I have noticed a few performance slow downs, but it doesn't really affect much except the total load time when some of the images time out instead of all load. I'm still seeing a number or regulars not registered - go sign up! :-)

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 2:14 PM ET | IP Logged

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27. Pursuit_Of_Vikings writes:

Yippeekaiyay motherf ucka, mine's working now! Haha.

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 3:42 PM ET | IP Logged

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28. Public_Execution writes:

It works on my profile, but not on these comment boards yet. But since everyone else's has worked, hopefully mine will work as well.

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 4:29 PM ET | IP Logged

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29. Public_Execution writes:

And just kidding, it just started to work now.

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 4:30 PM ET | IP Logged

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30. Jackrum writes:

so did it work then?

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 4:53 PM ET | IP Logged

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31. RememberMetal? writes:

heh, it's my avatar from WAY back, I'll change it as soon as I can think of some thing better. Been looking forward to this feature.

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 5:01 PM ET | IP Logged

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32. godlike writes:

OK, so mine shows up in my profile but not in my posts...??

Montrose - Paper Money

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 5:12 PM ET | IP Logged

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33. Cynic writes:

Haha, all looking good people - yes I see the dilemma psythe! I always think that it's quite funny the way an avatar can mould your view of another user.

As a bit of metal trivia can anyone guess where my avatar comes from??

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 7:49 PM ET | IP Logged

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34. godlike writes:

hey...mine showed up..!! Anyone ever played one of those..?

Cynic - I dont have a clue..!!

Black Sabbath - Keep it Warm

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 10:01 PM ET | IP Logged

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35. fadetoblack writes:

is mine working haha

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 10:11 PM ET | IP Logged

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36. fadetoblack writes:

oo it did yay. awesome stuff deathbringer XD

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 10:12 PM ET | IP Logged

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37. metal2death writes:

yeah is it here?

# Jul 3, 2008 @ 10:35 PM ET | IP Logged

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38. AlliedFront676 writes:

cOOL maN!

# Jul 4, 2008 @ 12:24 AM ET | IP Logged

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39. Kalis_wrath writes:

If I may go off topic for something kind of important for the American posters/readers; HAPPY 4TH OF JULY! Keep the metal brutal, the fire works bright and never ending and of course be safe! :)

# Jul 4, 2008 @ 1:28 AM ET | IP Logged

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40. StabbingTheDrama writes:

Yay! Mine showed up!

# Jul 4, 2008 @ 2:03 PM ET | IP Logged

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41. StabbingTheDrama writes:

Looks like it cut a lot more off then I cut on gravatar though...

# Jul 4, 2008 @ 2:03 PM ET | IP Logged

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42. Red_Chord writes:

Hey Kalis, were is yours ? At first I had pinhead from the hellraiser movies but then I chose Achmed the dead terrorist instead because I don't take myself seriously so it's closer to my personality and Achmed is so f***ing funny...silence.......I kill you !!!

# Jul 4, 2008 @ 2:10 PM ET | IP Logged

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43. Kalis_wrath writes:

Havent decided what Avitiar I want yet. How are you Red?

# Jul 4, 2008 @ 3:36 PM ET | IP Logged

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44. Red_Chord writes:

Im very good, my little one is on fire and they let her be at home now !!! I am surprised but they said that she is so well that there is no need for her to stay at the hospital. So the family is doing great. how about you ?

# Jul 4, 2008 @ 3:51 PM ET | IP Logged

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45. warlockzero writes:

Lets see if mine worked?

# Jul 4, 2008 @ 4:07 PM ET | IP Logged

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46. warlockzero writes:

Not yet, guess I gotta wait a day or so cause its up in my profile. Happy 4th of july motherf***ers. Drink like crazy, but don't be a dumbass and drive also.

# Jul 4, 2008 @ 4:08 PM ET | IP Logged

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47. Kalis_wrath writes:

To add to Warlock; dont blow yourself up either! I have had enough of people doing that this year! Be safe please!

Red, glad the bundle of joy is well! Makes me happy! Ooo! Do I get to be Auntie Kali?! :D

# Jul 4, 2008 @ 5:08 PM ET | IP Logged

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48. Red_Chord writes:

Sure but you don't go and teach her about satan or you'll be banned.

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49. Red_Chord writes:

Hehehehehehe

# Jul 4, 2008 @ 7:03 PM ET | IP Logged

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50. Kalis_wrath writes:

*LOL* O.k! WOOHOO! I got another niece! How odd that they are both premies. I suppose some just cant wait to meet the world! :)

# Jul 4, 2008 @ 7:08 PM ET | IP Logged

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51. Red_Chord writes:

Yeah well you are pretty eager to go fast yourself, you like Jack Daniels so much that you can't even wait to open the bottle you just brake it and lick the liquid....mouhahahahahahaha

# Jul 4, 2008 @ 10:08 PM ET | IP Logged

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52. Kalis_wrath writes:

Lick and nearly make love to the bottle! Jack and me are very tight friends that make any pair of sibblings ok estranged!

# Jul 4, 2008 @ 10:41 PM ET | IP Logged

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53. Kalis_wrath writes:

look* not ok

# Jul 4, 2008 @ 10:42 PM ET | IP Logged

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54. Red_Chord writes:

Still typing on that phone are you ? Didn't you get a computer ?

# Jul 5, 2008 @ 7:22 AM ET | IP Logged

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55. darenloster writes:

Hi Red_Chord....looking good as usual ;-)

# Jul 5, 2008 @ 9:45 AM ET | IP Logged

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56. godlike writes:

Red_Chord my man.... whats goin on.... besides being a Dad..? Congrats btw.!!
Life should become more interesting on a daily basis now...!!
Jeff Dunham is one of the funniest guys Ive ever seen... I own a couple of his DVDs... the guy is hilarious... my favorite puppet is Walter but Achmed comes in second...!!

# Jul 5, 2008 @ 11:57 AM ET | IP Logged

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57. StabbingTheDrama writes:

Achmed is awesome! I KEEL YOU!!! haha Hope everybody had a great 4th of July! 3 people were shot in downtown Chicago on the 3rd. Of course it got labeled as "gang related violence." Anyways, enjoy the rest of the holiday weekend!

# Jul 5, 2008 @ 1:17 PM ET | IP Logged

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58. Kalis_wrath writes:

Yeah, back on the phone Red. Got rid of the net on the comp due to the anti-virus that did not work and the comq got a trojan virus on it. Its all messed up and I am not too happy about it. Good thing is that I got a new phone that works better!

# Jul 5, 2008 @ 5:30 PM ET | IP Logged

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59. Kalis_wrath writes:

Comp*

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60. Red_Chord writes:

Hey Godlike, not much going on except the kid. And working...and listening to some good old crowbar. And you are right my life is more interesting on a daily basis...how about you my friend ?

Kalis, too much porn on the net does bring a lot of viruses, that'll teach you...hehehehehehe

# Jul 5, 2008 @ 10:21 PM ET | IP Logged

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61. Red_Chord writes:

And Walter is my favorite puppet as well but look at Achmed's face, it's priceless.

# Jul 5, 2008 @ 10:22 PM ET | IP Logged

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62. Kalis_wrath writes:

*LOL* Red you are a dirty monkey!

# Jul 6, 2008 @ 12:57 AM ET | IP Logged

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63. Lady-Reaper writes:

Nice feature... Waiting for more :D

# Jul 6, 2008 @ 1:26 AM ET | IP Logged

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64. Red_Chord writes:

Hey ! I am not a monkey...well not that much...oh crap I AM a monkey...anybody got banana ? On the plus side I am going to be able to throw my feces on the wall and nobody will say anything because that's what monkeys do...woohoo

# Jul 6, 2008 @ 7:28 AM ET | IP Logged

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65. Jackrum writes:

ahh, your one of THOSE monkeys then are you..

and there was me thinking you'd be a king kong style giant thing that kills manhatten.

# Jul 6, 2008 @ 10:13 AM ET | IP Logged

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66. godlike writes:

If we're all monkeys to some degree.... at my age, I'd be considered a Silver Back..!!

Red_Chord - sure glad to know the little one is doing OK...!!
As for me..? Well, its been an interesting last year or two.... just when it couldnt get any worse...a slap in the face from reality says.... WAKE UP...!!! So, Ive cleared alot of hassles from my life recently and now I'm feeling quite relieved and a little less stressed..!! OK... ALOT less stressed..!!

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# Jul 6, 2008 @ 11:30 AM ET | IP Logged

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67. Kalis_wrath writes:

*hands Red a banana* I should take you to a Kittie concert Red, if you are a poo-flinging monkey! Muhahaha! >;:)

# Jul 6, 2008 @ 12:24 PM ET | IP Logged

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68. Red_Chord writes:

i'll probably call all the monkeys so we can do a lot worse than just throw our sh** at them...but thanks for the banana anyway...well it could have been better with multiple bananas dipped in Jack Daniels.

Godlike, I am interested in what happened to you but the real reason why you feel a lot less stressed is because you got your hands on pot from BC in canada...hehehehehehe...

# Jul 6, 2008 @ 8:19 PM ET | IP Logged

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69. Kalis_wrath writes:

You are giving me ideas Red. Never had a banana soaked in Jack. Wonder how it would taste?? May have to do some tests... You know, for science and such. *winks*

# Jul 6, 2008 @ 11:38 PM ET | IP Logged

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70. Jackrum writes:

if it comes to throwing poo at bands i nominate any avenged sevenfold gig.

# Jul 7, 2008 @ 4:20 AM ET | IP Logged

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71. Red_Chord writes:

Yeah that's a good option, AX7 are full of sh** but not the real one so let's take care of that.

Kalis, for sciences sake, I think you should try to dip tons of things in Jack : cookies, fruits, pasta, chocolate (hell yeah!), meat, hair (comforting smell when you sleep) and I heard that putting Jack Daniels on your front porch may attract wild Jack Daniels bottle (just check to see if wild Jacks are listed as animals in your region...). I'll let you think about all the other possibilities until my new book comes out : The art of dipping everything in Jack Daniels and throwing pooh at suck a$$ bands. look at ytour local library for this book.

P.S It won't be available at Wall-Mart, somehow they think it might be offencive...whaaat?

# Jul 7, 2008 @ 7:17 AM ET | IP Logged

72. Txmetalhead writes:

To Deathbringer- yep I need to go sign up this week. I like the idea of having different avatars...that is such a cool feature.

# Jul 7, 2008 @ 3:53 PM ET | IP Logged

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73. Kalis_wrath writes:

*LOL* I would dip um.... nevermind what I was going to say is not for small eyes that visit here sometimes... Anywho, *looks innocent* Jack dipped in strawberries sounds deliciouse! Could you throw some poo at Miriah Carey too?

# Jul 7, 2008 @ 4:03 PM ET | IP Logged

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74. Fuck_A_Name writes:

Just don't drink too much while in the act, cause then you might throw up all over...er, I mean, what the hell are you talking about Kalis, cuz I have no idea lol.

I've found that pineapple soaked in captain morgan tastes delicious, as does pineapple juice mixed with Captain as a drink itself, but it takes too long to get me off the deep end, so I usually just ending up drinking it straight even when the mix is available!.

Oh, and on topic with the article for once lol, I actually had my Gravatar account set up like the day this popped up, but for some reason none of my pics would show up. I had made sure to sign up on Gravatar with my e-mail in lowercase like I do for everythjing else, so i figured there would be no problem. It figures that this was the one time I actually listed my e-mail in caps; here on Metalunderground, so I just fixed that and now my picture is showing up. I felt like such a dolt!

Now Playing: Tim Minchin- "If you Open your mind too much, your brain will fall out(Take my wife)"

# Jul 7, 2008 @ 4:45 PM ET | IP Logged

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75. Kalis_wrath writes:

By the way Deathbringer, the site is working great on my phone now. I think maybe it just needed time to get used to the changes.

# Jul 7, 2008 @ 4:47 PM ET | IP Logged

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76. Kalis_wrath writes:

Talkin about Red throwing poo on Carey. It will match her music perfect and her personality too.

# Jul 7, 2008 @ 4:52 PM ET | IP Logged

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77. Red_Chord writes:

Yes it would and I got another great idea, I'll just throw one of my daughter's diapers in her face so it will stick and we'll get great laugh out of it...and I hope she sues because all the world will see the images over and over again and see me in court holding my sides rolling on the ground and then the jurors laughing their asses off and so on. The most ridiculous trial EVER. Can't wait...

# Jul 7, 2008 @ 7:07 PM ET | IP Logged

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78. Kalis_wrath writes:

Ooo nice one Red! Make sure that you wait for that lovely time where her poo stinks! I would be willing to pay to see that!

# Jul 7, 2008 @ 8:43 PM ET | IP Logged

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79. Red_Chord writes:

For auntie Kalis it's always going to be free, especially when its really gonna stink..hehehehehehe.

# Jul 7, 2008 @ 9:05 PM ET | IP Logged

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80. Kalis_wrath writes:

*grins* SWEET! By the way, what is her name? If you want to e-mail it to me that is o.k and I promise to never mention the name anywhere on-line. Also, I send her hugs and kisses on her new lil cheeks! :)

# Jul 7, 2008 @ 9:31 PM ET | IP Logged

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81. Red_Chord writes:

Alright I'll send it to you by mail but I dunno if your going to get it, it's in French, so you'll end up saying her name funny, well actually it translates pretty good....so go check your mail now...

# Jul 7, 2008 @ 10:08 PM ET | IP Logged

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82. deathbringer writes:

Good to hear, Kali. Could be some weird caching issues going through mobile services. Who knows.

# Jul 7, 2008 @ 10:11 PM ET | IP Logged

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83. Red_Chord writes:

She should get an award like the most persevering user on MU...who can actually keep up on a freaking phone ? Hey you guys should do an gala each year and we would vote for the users in categories like : best at insults, most philosophical, best negotiator, best name, best avatar, best french Canadian member from Quebec city...hum !!!

# Jul 7, 2008 @ 10:14 PM ET | IP Logged

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84. Kalis_wrath writes:

Well Red, its got its down sides and some up sides as far as being a phone user goes. Up sides are that I can post on the go and from the comfort of my bed laying down. My new cell is much better than my old one and can let me post past 50 (THAT sucked if you remember) Down side is that I cant view videos and music without making arrangements to get to a real comp. Typeing is sort of an issue at times, but over all its easy for me now.

Deathbringer, my thoughts exactly, but whatever it is that fixed it I thank.

# Jul 7, 2008 @ 10:46 PM ET | IP Logged

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85. deathbringer writes:

Wait, you want us to reward people for insulting others? But I'll give you the "best french Canadian member from Quebec city who got past my French Canadian IP address ban" ... j/k :-)

# Jul 7, 2008 @ 10:55 PM ET | IP Logged

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86. Kalis_wrath writes:

*LOL* What about dorkiest member?

# Jul 8, 2008 @ 12:36 AM ET | IP Logged

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87. Jackrum writes:

theres no canada like french canada.. dont forget.. there was a song.

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88. Red_Chord writes:

Ok no rewards for insults but I am sneaky that's why I got by your IP adress ban...hehehehehehe
Hey Jackrum, what song are you talking about ?

Kalis, dorkiest member sounds funny...but not very nice. :)

# Jul 8, 2008 @ 7:24 AM ET | IP Logged

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89. Kalis_wrath writes:

Actually Red, I would nominate myself for the dorkyiest member. *LOL*

# Jul 8, 2008 @ 3:12 PM ET | IP Logged

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90. Diamond Oz writes:

Red, Jackrum's on about a song in South Park.

There's no Canada like French Canada!
It's the best Canada in the land!

# Jul 8, 2008 @ 3:26 PM ET | IP Logged

91. Fuck A Name writes:

I would have to say most insulting would have to be Crawford... that man can come up with some creative sh** sometimes, alot of it just downright mean, but i find it oftentimes hilarious.

And Kalis wins on best Avatar, Absolutely nothing? it's so mysterious... lol

Now Playing: Pantera- "Domination"

# Jul 8, 2008 @ 3:30 PM ET | IP Logged

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92. Kalis_wrath writes:

I am a mystery! *acts mysteriously LOL*

Maybe you guys could help ot an indecisive Libra? What Avitiar would bd befitting for me? In past boards I did a Star of Baphomet, but feel that that gets tired out after awhile. Not that I am less of a Satanist. Maybe a good pic of Kali Ma?

# Jul 8, 2008 @ 3:48 PM ET | IP Logged

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93. Kalis_wrath writes:

be*

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94. Red_Chord writes:

Oh yeah the south park song, I remember now, that was hilarious...a lot of french Canadians do not have a sense of humour about it because they are separatists a$$ heads.
Kalis, the best way to go about an avatar is to go simple and put something that represents you truly, not something you wish you could be. As you all know I am a counsellor in finding avatars and all you could know is in my new book (tragically unpublished yet) avatars and you : why choosing an avatar has so much meaning in your life and could avoid a painful and shameful death.

The sequel is ready (it too tragically unpublished...YET !) : so you screwed up choosing an avatar and the police is on your porch with all the stuff to blow your brains out : how to get back on track.

Don't miss it or your life hangs on by a thread.

# Jul 8, 2008 @ 4:15 PM ET | IP Logged

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95. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hahaha! Now I am nominating Red too for dorkyiest member of MU! :P

# Jul 8, 2008 @ 4:54 PM ET | IP Logged

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96. deathbringer writes:

I meant to post some suggestions for Avatar makers, but I'll do that in the FAQ later. We have some very metal avatars here so far. These avatar creators would give more cartoony results, but you can still make them somewhat metal. (I made a goth/bm looking lego head for the hell of it).

Here are a few:

http://www.southparkstudios.com/fans/avatar/
http://www.gamedition.com/31/Avatar_Creator
http://www.simpsonsmovie.com/main.html
http://www.reasonablyclever.com/blockhead/

Any other good avatar cretors out there? Feel free to comment.

# Jul 8, 2008 @ 4:56 PM ET | IP Logged

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97. cppchriscpp writes:

Cool feature... but I have a bit of a bug (?) report. You can't look at the previous day's news anymore! The current day is the only news you can access. I noticed because I was recently away for a weekend and couldn't go back.

Sorry if this was already covered, but I found nothing about it. The site's really looking great, liking all of the new features.

# Jul 8, 2008 @ 5:06 PM ET | IP Logged

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98. Jackrum writes:

Kali, why not see about using the Dissection Reinkaos star from the album cover??

i think we can agree its a damn good album at least :P

now im off to whistle more south park and drink my beers.

# Jul 8, 2008 @ 5:28 PM ET | IP Logged

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99. Red_Chord writes:

Me dorkiest ? Woah, that's more than I wished for, if I win I would have 2 awards...won't that make you jaleous

# Jul 8, 2008 @ 6:04 PM ET | IP Logged

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100. Kalis_wrath writes:

No, cos I think it would be a tie Red. :)

Jackrum, I love Dissection dearly, but want to be as original as possible. Going to test out an Avitiar tommrow.

# Jul 8, 2008 @ 6:13 PM ET | IP Logged

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101. Red_Chord writes:

A tie ? Nononononononononononon, you say that but you haven't seen my latest dvd, how to be the dorkiest dork of 'em all...that one was published (when I mean that one I am literally talking about one book) but was destroyed by the hot people in high school a long time ago. Since I am sure that they are hiding somewhere close to make sure it doesn't come out again, I will not publish it at this point...

# Jul 8, 2008 @ 6:32 PM ET | IP Logged

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102. Red_Chord writes:

I meant book not dvd

# Jul 8, 2008 @ 6:32 PM ET | IP Logged

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103. Kalis_wrath writes:

No, you ment dvd. Saw it already and have to say Red, dressing like Lord Vader amd going into class in the middle of December is pretty dorky. Adding that you kept telling your teacher he best give you an A on your science test because "you are his father" is just the iceing on the cake! *LOL* :p

# Jul 8, 2008 @ 6:38 PM ET | IP Logged

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104. Red_Chord writes:

How the heck did you get that ? Hope the part where I get a+++ in Klingon language was not on there...

# Jul 8, 2008 @ 7:21 PM ET | IP Logged

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105. Kalis_wrath writes:

The hot people in your highschool thought that if they showed it to me it would discourage me from befriending you. Did not work! They are not hot anymore and trust me you came out on top!

# Jul 8, 2008 @ 7:37 PM ET | IP Logged

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106. deathbringer writes:

cppchriscpp - oops, I will fix that. Didn't mean to take it away without replacing it...

# Jul 8, 2008 @ 9:22 PM ET | IP Logged

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107. Red_Chord writes:

Geez thanks Kalis, here's a virtual bottle of Jack for you...now don't go and drink all the pixels in one shot.

# Jul 8, 2008 @ 9:25 PM ET | IP Logged

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108. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hehehe! Thanks Red! *takes a shot and passes one down to you*

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109. Jackrum writes:

mental, the pair of you

# Jul 9, 2008 @ 4:05 AM ET | IP Logged

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110. Cynic writes:

Aw no-one guessed mine the other day... for all those who were wondering my avatar is from Gorgut's "Obscura" album. Incredible band and that album.. everything about it is so strange, so perfect. Also has a beautiful cover and lyrics.

Now Playing: Otesanek - "Seven Are They"

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111. Red_Chord writes:

Jackrum : LOL

Cynic, Gorguts, yeah I remember that band, completely forgot about it, time for me to rediscover them...thanks.

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112. Kalis_wrath writes:

Me mental?! Nah! I am Mary Poppins! I am practicly perfect in every way!

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113. Red_Chord writes:

Yes she is and I am Peter Sellers, I am sooo funny, especially in the pink panther...

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114. darkstar writes:

There's a South Park song about French Canadians? The only one I know is "Blame Canada."

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115. Red_Chord writes:

Hey !! We have nothing to do with Celine Dion, it's like bad fungus, it just grows ok ? It just grows !!!

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116. Kalis_wrath writes:

Maybe fungus killer is needed?

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117. Red_Chord writes:

Yeah it is needed, a good dose of Meshuggah should do it

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118. Jackrum writes:

Kali, Mary Poppins was a sadist, forcing kids to listen to those songs.. subjecting them to the torture of a van dyke c***ney accect???
pure horrific sadism.

didnt know you were like that ;)

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119. Jackrum writes:

oh come on... THAT was censored???
ok i'll go for the long version..

a van dyke crappy urine poor east end of london england accent.

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120. Red_Chord writes:

Hihihihihihihi, there's the word c*** in it, hihihihihihihihihihihi.

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121. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hehehe! Jackrum, you have no idea! >;;)

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122. Red_Chord writes:

Hey wait, auntie Kalis don't you come near my girl...I trusted you...whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

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123. Kalis_wrath writes:

Only to thoes who deserve it and thoes who want it. Auntie Kali treats her lil niece's and nefew with love. :)

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124. Red_Chord writes:

Good, good, I feel better now...

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125. Diamond Oz (4 reelz) writes:

Auntie Kalis? What did I miss here?

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126. Kalis_wrath writes:

Red, being crazy is one thing, but being nuckin futs is another.

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127. Red_Chord writes:

LOL, what the heck ?

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128. Kalis_wrath writes:

Being sadistic to a kid/baby/infant is nucking futs. Now tickiin the lil one on the sides is crazy. Unless he/she does not like it, then you chase it around the yard. Or something along thoes lines.

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129. _creeping_death_ writes:

see if mine worked...

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130. _creeping_death_ writes:

it did! :D

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131. Terminator writes:

sweeeeet!

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132. Jackrum writes:

im currently concerned with the mental health of lil kali. she seems to be on my level of madness at the moment..

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133. Red_Chord writes:

Yes you are right about that, she is quite mad, but that's the way we like her. It's a shame that you guys are not normal like me...hou ! Gotta go, that leprechaun bastard just fingered me, I'm gonna shoot him.

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134. Kalis_wrath writes:

Go get em Red! Thoes damn Leprechans think they can just do whatever they want! Stupid green things!

Jackrum, me mad? NAH! I am as "normal" as they come! ;)

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135. Red_Chord writes:

Yeah those little bastards, and there was not even a rainbow..they are getting really confident those little green b****es. But next rainbow, I'll shoot one and get his pot of gold, then we'll see who laughs...

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136. Kalis_wrath writes:

Might you mean "then we'll see who gets the last laugh," Red? Just make sure you aim for the head. Much like zombies they dont die unless you shoot them in their head.

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137. Pursuit_Of_Vikings writes:

I was once told I look like a 30 year old leprechaun. But I was 15 at the time.

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138. Red_Chord writes:

Oh there he is...he's even on the computer...see ? I am not the one who's crazy...

Speaking of Zombies, I am currently reading a book on zombies called world war Z, it's pretty awesome actually. Written by max brooks, I love it.

Hey pursuit of vikings, that's your name ? How dare you come in my backyard and finger me

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139. Kalis_wrath writes:

O.k, too much info Red. Dont want to know about PoV fingering you. *LOL* :P

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140. Red_Chord writes:

(by the way I am just picking on the craziness going on, not personally attacking you...)

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141. Red_Chord writes:

Well obviously he's the leprechaun, he admitted it. About the finger thing...hahaha ! you know what I mean you crazy girl, he did not put his finger....ah well ! See where that took us ? I need a beer now... *Red_Chord gets beer and mixes it with a healthy dose of Jack Daniels*

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142. Terminator writes:

^ no wonder you're nickname is red. i'd be embarrassed too if i was fingered by a tiny, fire-croch leprechaun lol.

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143. Red_Chord writes:

LOL, hey I was not fingered like that you sick disturbed individuals, LOL

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144. Kalis_wrath writes:

*LMAO* Oh my! I even have a tear in my eyes from laughing!

Red, its o.k if PoV fingered you. In order to heal from the trama one must talk it out. ;P *tosses you a shot of Jack*

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145. godlike writes:

good evenin fellow metalheads..!!

Red_Chord - hope the wee lil one is doing good.... At some point in the near future, I'll send ya an email and try an fill you in on some details of my last year orso... pretty crazy and complicated but then thats really nothing new for me.... btw - Ive never had the chance to try any of that killer BC herb.... but Im not giving up hope...!!

Kalis_ - hope things are OK for you and the ol man..... I'll be getting an email off to you real soon... The new job has had me pretty busy and REALLY tired in the evenings...!!

Terminater - anything new an exciting in your part of the state..?

Jackyl - Locked and Loaded

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146. Pursuit_Of_Vikings writes:

Haha. You guys are a barrel of monkeys.

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147. Jackrum writes:

those pesky leprechauns are definatly creations of nu metal. I'd say the devil but he has the best tunes going. plus he's my stand in during my time on earth amongst you mere mortals.

its 0045, the madness ahs begun and im pulling an all nighter watching rambo, rocky 1 & 2 and maybe predator as well as blasting out the new priest album..
i'd say drop me a message on msn but who'd want to do that...

happy leprechau8n hunting tonight people.. aim for the head unless you want to toy with them first.

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148. Kalis_wrath writes:

*scratches arm pits and squaks like a monkey* I want my banana diped in Jack damn it or I will start throwin poo! *LOL*

Erm... hi Godlike! We are behaving. Promise!
Me and the stud are well. May go see the new Hellboy movie tonight or tommrow. How are you?

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149. Pursuit_Of_Vikings writes:

Since I'm apparently the resident leprechaun here, I just wanted to state that I'm no creation of nu metal!
Has anyone seen the leprechaun sightings video and its parody? Good stuff.

NP: Cavalera Conspiracy - "Inflikted"

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150. Kalis_wrath writes:

Jackrum, my thirst quenching friend, I had no idea you and my best friend Satan were close too! Ya learn something new every day!

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151. godlike writes:

well Kalis_, Im still breathing.....!!
The new job is OK... will be alot better once the paychecks start rollin in... The personal life is feeling like a broken record... but hopefully not for too much longer..!!

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152. Kalis_wrath writes:

Well, what did create you PoV?

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153. Kalis_wrath writes:

I am sure it will get better if you try to make it better Mr. Godlike. Glad you are doing somewhat o.k. It beats being deppressed!

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154. Red_Chord writes:

Hey Godlike, lighten up, we don't use records anymore, we use cds. So the worst that could happen is that you would have as scratch in your personal life not a whole broken record, and the trick to fix a scratched cd is to put a banana peel on it then lightly wash it...no Kalis putting Jack on it won't help fix it put it sure will make you fell better...

About the leprechauns, yes they are evil but they are not a product of new metal (I can't believe I agree with a leprechaun). But still they are pesky and not very polite.

AND STOP SAYING THAT I GOT FINGERED AS IN FINGER IN MY DOODLEDOO, I WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOWING THE MIDDLE FINGER IN THE AIR...OH !!! fOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I CAN BET MY 2 CENTS THAT YOU GUYS WILL FIND A WAY TO TURN THAT PHRASE INTO SOMETING GROSS AND SEXUAL...OH YEAH !!!

Good thing that I am the only normal person here...

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155. Pursuit_Of_Vikings writes:

Wouldn't you like to know? ;)
Ahh, well, I suppose I can tell. You see...there was this cat by the name of Odin, and this ho Whoopee Goldberg, and they made sexy time. Now I'm here, cursed to spend all eternity violating dead terrorists, like I did Red_Chord.

NP: The Red Chord - "Dread Prevailed"

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156. godlike writes:

Hell, it seems that lately depression is a welcomed emotion... its better than being aggravated and annoyed...!!
I'm trying to make things better.. believe me.. but things can only progress so fast... Im getting WAY too anxious for something new and that causes alot of frustration..!!

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157. Red_Chord writes:

Hey I am taking pills for anxiety and it works just fine. Didn't have a panic attack in 2 years...and nothing scares me...

Well I think those leprechauns are making me anxious again so I have 2 options : another pill or 2 : shooting up their dirty asses out of my yard...

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158. Red_Chord writes:

By the way Achmed is not dead, he's only got a flesh wound...hehehehehe

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159. Kalis_wrath writes:

Red, you said (and PoV is admiting to it) that you got fingered in the no no parts by a leprechan. What else am I to get from that? *LOL* We know what ya ment and are just teaseing you.

PoV, must be an odd exsistance! Odin and Goldburg must be proud!

Godlike, just stay strong! I know its irritateing now, but you have been through worse and came out on top!

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160. Red_Chord writes:

I know it's a joke I am not really p***ed...
Godlike does come out on top every time, he really likes to be on top...er...

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161. Jackrum writes:

can we just get far away from this fingering business.. this isnt an adult forum.. its a board for mentalists like myself.. :P

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162. Kalis_wrath writes:

Oh my! Godlike, I had no idea about you and Red! Congrats! ;P *LOL*

Jackrum, does fingering things out make you a tad un-comfy?

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163. Pursuit_Of_Vikings writes:

But Jackrum, you're "fingering" all of us in your avatar ;)

NP: Eighteen Visions - "Pretty Suicide"

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164. Jackrum writes:

not at all, just slightly depressed.. being singole sucks, or rather it doesnt who knows.....

but no worries, i have a bottle of uncle jacks here and i will be enjoying some of it this night.

i'll pour you a double shall i

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165. Jackrum writes:

then i hope you are enjoying it mr viking

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166. Kalis_wrath writes:

Awww! Jackrum, why you single? You seem like a nice guy. Want me to keep an eye out for a woman for you? *tosses you a shot of Jack*

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167. Jackrum writes:

if you want to by all means.. im interested to see how you would get her to me.. via email perhaps.. ;)

mmm jack D gooooood

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168. Kalis_wrath writes:

Via e-mail would work. Send me an e-mail and let me know what to look for. Then when I meet her will send her your addy or you hers.

Kalis_wrath_666@hotmail.com

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169. Jackrum writes:

you have just been added to the collective asylum that is my msn contact list.

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170. Kalis_wrath writes:

Sounds good! Hopefuly I can help ya find a decent woman!

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171. Red_Chord writes:

Hey Jackrum I kinda figured that your finger is red...did you come into my backyard lately ?

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172. Kalis_wrath writes:

Think he did. Think I might have seen him?

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173. Jackrum writes:

nope, but i did send my flying monkeys over. they reported back..

they said, eeeke ekek ekekeke which im guessing means.. what disgusting things we saw dont make us go back please....

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174. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hahaha! Poor flying monkeys!

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175. Jackrum writes:

they have seen some proper nasty stuff in their time, i got no idea though what could possibly make them so disgusted.. they havnt left the showers for hours now, they keep chimping to themselves about must get clean must get clean...

btw, jackrum36@hotmail.com im bored come talk.

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176. Pursuit_Of_Vikings writes:

Lol. This thread is absolutely priceless.

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177. Red_Chord writes:

Well when they came to my backyard, I was waiting for them..I was hiding and...I used their tactics against them. I threw my feces at them plus the feces of my daughter and of a huge a$$ horse (I really don't know where that horse came from but he was there anyways so I capitalized on it)
So the flying monkeys freaked out, went back to your place and...well...you got the result you got. they will never fly again...

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178. Jackrum writes:

oh believe me they will...

i just need time to assemble their aircraft...
the glue on those model kits gets everywhere, i've somehow stuck the instructions to the stuka to my left elbow and im not too sure where the pink paint came from but the lancaster bomber is definatly not one that would be used in a war movie...

you will fear the monkeys and their pink plane.

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179. Red_Chord writes:

Nah I won't, my army of p***ed off seagulls will destroy your monkeys. I fooled the seagulls into thinking that I created McDonalds so they are so grateful they consider me a god. But they are p***ed off at the monkeys because monkeys can peel bananas and they can't so the natural hatred comes from that...now, the seagulls are equipped with the latest technology : the super duper up your a$$ double head pink seeking missile...there is no way to stop that because you don't even know the technology because I invented it and there is no blue print...and I didn't tell anyone, not even my mommy. Plus, my missiles detect monkeys as well...so don't you come in my backyard again, you, your flying monkeys or any leprechauns...tata

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180. Red_Chord writes:

Well good night time to it the sack

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181. Pursuit_Of_Vikings writes:

I love lamp.

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182. Jackrum writes:

dear mr chord,

due to your advanced technology in the field of weapons developement, the nice people at the american government have deci8ded that you are too big a risk. And seeing as they are having no luck locating bin laden they have decided that your technology is a direct threat to america.

they have just declared Red chord illegal and the missiles will launch in 5 minutes..

have a nice day

:P

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183. Kalis_wrath writes:

*dies laughing* We ARE a barrel of monkyes!

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184. Red_Chord writes:

Dear Jackrum, at the time the USA launched their missiles I was asleep and in another world so their missiles did not really hurt me because I wasn't there, I was in lalaland. So it's a miss. But since you gave them away, I have built a super fat impenetrable shield against all attacks of any sort. The only way I could get this shield down is if all the Hawaiian tropic chicks show up at my place to give me a free show and more...but then I would get my shield up as soon as they are in. I also would know of they where agents of some sort or if they carried weapons because I have a mega outofthisworld detector that detects everything that can be detected and even things that ARE possibly capable of being detected but we don't know yet...
By the way, there was Anthrax in my pooh !!!

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185. Kalis_wrath writes:

You have anthrax in your poo Red? Thats hard core! I got enough Jack in one drop of my blood to cause an entire faternity death by alchol poisioning.

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186. Red_Chord writes:

oh yeah ? That's pretty neat considering that frat boys can handle a lot. they must run scared when they see you.

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187. Kalis_wrath writes:

Got a message lastnight from my ex that I hate. Dude wants to be friends even after all he did when I broke up with him. Namely taking a top-less pic with my ex-roomate and her tit in his mouth and sending the pic to my phone intentionaly. Lieing to my ex-roomate and saying that I had called her a slut when I didnt. She got p***ed, but the funny part is when ya f*** two men in one day with not even a shower between them what else do you call it?! Fvcking loosers can just live without my preasance! I dont need to be treated like the bad person because I am un-happy with someone and break it off! I suppose if I had just kept him as a boyfriend and kept leading him to believe I loved him that would have been what they want.

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188. Kalis_wrath writes:

To add to his bullshiet; twice while I was drunk his so called best friend forced himself on me and kissed me. I felt bad about it and my ex got p***ed at me and forgave his best friend!

Yes Red, they do run away scared. A metaller chick that could kill with a single drop of blood (even upon skin contact) makes em a bit ancy.

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189. Red_Chord writes:

That's why i don't get drunk, I don't end up having problems. I cleaned my act several years ago, I was in a bar In Alberta (I used to live there then) and I was drunk and there was this part of me that said: is this really you and what you want to do with your life ? My answer was no so I left my beer there and the bar, never looked back, met my girlfriend afterwards, go settled and now the family. Never been so happy in my life...

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190. Kalis_wrath writes:

My drinking is o.k when around trust worthy people. I never get drunk in public places. I will have at most three double Jacks and I am fine. Then when I get home and when its just me and my boyfriend have more. I just dont trust any other man other than him while drunk because of my exes bestfriend.

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191. Red_Chord writes:

yeah, I just like to be clean, without anything that impairs my judgement or my contact with reality. My body was not meant to be that way so I keep it down to earth. I don't judge people who do it, it's just me...but that doesn't make me better than anybody else, I have my flaws...

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192. Kalis_wrath writes:

Atleast you are not one of those hollier than thou kind of people. I love to drink and have a good time, but much like you Red, dont think that just because you choose to be sober makes you a square.

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193. Kalis_wrath writes:

Besides we need sober people to drive our drunk arse home. :P

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194. Red_Chord writes:

Yeah it takes a stupid believer to do that !!! Hahahahahahaha. And no I am not holier than thou, I screw up sometimes and I am not proud of it. Anyways people that think that just because they are Christian are better never understood anything. you're trying to be better, that doesn't mean that you are. The higher you think you are, the longer and more painful the fall...

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195. Kalis_wrath writes:

Every human of every faith/conviction is far frm perfect. We all make mistakes. Some big and some small. It matter most what one does with that mistake. Does one learn or does one allow history to repeat its self? Thoes who learn from them are sucessful. Thoes who dont fail. I learn from my mistakes.

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196. Kalis_wrath writes:

from*

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197. Red_Chord writes:

Me too, except that time when I threw my feces at flying monkeys, I'll do it again

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198. Kalis_wrath writes:

Thats just self defence Red.

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199. Jackrum writes:

Red if i wasnt soooooo tired i'd send emo's at you...

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200. Kalis_wrath writes:

NO! Jackrum, sweetie, we talked about the reprecutions of contact with emos! Please dont put Red through that! Please?!

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201. Kalis_wrath writes:

Also, no, I did not respond to my ex. That would be stupid to do.

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202. Red_Chord writes:

Yeah screw your ex, he's a soulless sob.
Jackrum, I am not afraid of emo's, my house is a happy place and you know how they feel about happy : they would just start melting, meeeeeeeeeeeeeltiiiiiiiiing

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203. Jackrum writes:

or they would really really bring down your merriment to their level of self hatred

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204. Kalis_wrath writes:

I JUST WANT FRIKIN SHARKS WITH FRIKIN LAZER BEEMS ATTACHED TO THEIR FRIKIN HEADS O.K?!

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205. Fuck_A_Name writes:

What the f*** happened to this thread while I was gone?!!?!!?! Jesus f***ing christ....

Now Playing: WIth Myself (is is a song, or am I just lonely? You decide...)lol

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206. Kalis_wrath writes:

I close my eyes, I want to adore you. When I think about you I touch myself...
Er... I think that is the lyrics anyway.

F.A.N, ya missed a bunch of funny stuff over the weekend!

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207. Fuck_A_Name writes:

I was too busy watching Hellboy 2 and getting wasted, among other shenanigans; never really managed to make it to a computer without stumbling hah.

Now Playing: At The Gates- "Under a Serpent Sun"

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208. Red_Chord writes:

Somehow Hellboy 2 and alcohol do go along, well that's what they said in Latvia.
What do emo kids use as birth control?
Their personalities.

Q: How do you get an emo kid out of a tree?

A: Cut the rope.

>;Q:What do you do if there's an emo in your backyard with his hand blow off?
A:Stop laughing and reload!

What's better than 50 emo kids nailed to a tree?
One emo kid nailed to fifty trees.

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209. Kalis_wrath writes:

Ah... sounds like you had a fun weekend. Me and the stud were going to go see Hellboy 2, but lazed around the house all day. Well... he lazed around. I cleaned up a bit Sunday.

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210. Kalis_wrath writes:

*LOL* Good jokes Red! Going to have to share thoes!

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211. godlike writes:

Hey all... whats goin on..?
not much here.... REALLY HOT...and humid...!!

The mind is getting better day by day... pharmecuticals help immensly...!!

Red_Chord - good jokes my man...!

Kalis_ - sorry no email yet... Im getting there... just needin some time to figure out how to explain everything..... without making me sound like a nutcase or just a plain idiot..!!

Dokken - Bullets to Spare

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212. Red_Chord writes:

Hey what about my e-mail, I want all the juicy details of your last year. I mean c'mon i'm practically your father

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213. Red_Chord writes:

BTW have you seen brokenface's avatar ? It has to be the best one so far,,,holy crap I wish I found it, it's so freaking funny. You can see it on the In Flames thread. LOFFFFFFFFFFL

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214. Terminator writes:

lol, good stuff red_chord!

what's goin' on godlike? how're you liking the job?

how's everyone else doing?

now playing: jag panzer - tragedy of macbeth

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215. Kalis_wrath writes:

Brokenface's Avitiar is pretty funny stuff Red! Got me laughing!

Godlike, I know that when you are good and ready to e-mail me you will. So no worries.

Termie, I am well today. How are you?

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216. godlike writes:

OK Red_ Chord... an email is on its way to you as well, at some point real soon... It seems like forever since I shared any of that saga with ya... but fortunatly, I can say its finally over and done with for good this time...
btw, I guess I wasnt sure if you even wanted to hear about those details anymore.... I kinda felt like an idiot when we last spoke of my woes... I see it all so clearly now, my problems stemmed from my own carelessness and letting Big Jim and twins do my thinkin for me...

Terminator - things are goin OK for me.... the new job is alright... it'll be much better when I can start driving full time and not have to do anything strenuous..!!

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217. Terminator writes:

kali - im doing well. i got back from vacation earlier this week and behold....iowa weather still sucks. it's done flooding, but now its 90 with 110% humitidy...f***. but i guess i was spoiled as the weather was perfect for 3 weeks in the mountains in colorado.

godlike - hopefully that driving gig works out for you. who knows, it could be theraputic.

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218. Kalis_wrath writes:

Ah... icy cold mountians sound wonderful right now! Had three bottles of water and my energy drink at work and sweat everything out! Never had to go to the bathroom and dont need to for a long time I am sure! Glad you are o.k Termie. :)

Godlike, letting your Johnson do all the talkin is easy to do. Learning to shut him up can be very hard... no pun intended there of course. *LOL*

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219. godlike writes:

Terminator - vacation in Colorado huh... cool..!!
oh yeah.. driving is where its at... Im able to run my MP3 player through the trucks stereo system...
with over 450 cds worth of music to listen to.. I have all the therapy I'll ever need.. \m/

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220. Red_Chord writes:

Hey Godlike, i didn't mind you telling your stories, after all what are friends for...it's good to talk sometimes and I am glad to be there. And well I know Mr Weewee and the knuckleheads can be trouble but you can tell them you are the general and you tell them when to be on guard or at ease, not the other way around...you're the one who shoots the load of missiles when you want, not them, you're the one...no no just f***ing with you

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221. godlike writes:

Thanks Red_Chord..!! Well, it'll take some thinkin to remember exactly what chapter of the story I was living when we last spoke about it..?? Seems like a year or so has gone by.. or maybe longer..??

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222. Red_Chord writes:

Nah I wouldn't say a year but the last time we spoke about it you were still with the young chick but trying to get rid of her...

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223. godlike writes:

yep thats the one... and oh my has ALOT happened since then... actually I really think it was about a year and a half ago...?? that was the last time I was using messenger....
Im gonna give up having anything to do with women that much younger than me... well anything that lasts longer than an evening or two.... a weekend at the most ;)

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224. Kalis_wrath writes:

Ditto to Red's post #220 Godlike!

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225. godlike writes:

So Kalis_ , you know that Mr Weewee and the knuckleheads can be trouble..?
ok, just jokin..!!
Once your aware of the situation... maybe you'll have some insight from a womans point of view..??

ok folks... its time for this ol dude to hit the sack.... when I last checked... the bedroom was down to 65 degrees and thats a perfect sleepin temp..!!

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226. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hahaha! I did know that Godlike! I tend to be an accomplace to the crimes comitted by my studs Mr Weewee and his knuckleheads! >;:)

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227. Kalis_wrath writes:

Oops! Hit Post on accident! Anyways, Godlike, I will be happy to listen and give you my insight. :)

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228. Dark_Funeral writes:

sounds like too much work.
then again, im lazy.

oh well, if everyone else gets one you'll know who i am cuz i wont have one!

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229. Jackrum writes:

damnit its 0535 and im awake this sucks... gotta go to the far side of london again this morning.. on the helltrain.

ah well. wacken in 2 weeks...

np - Judas priest - Nostradamus

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230. Jackrum writes:

oh come on people... its now 2000 and no new comments??? damn you suck.. wheres the insanity gone

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231. Kalis_wrath writes:

Mornin Jackrum! How are you? Having trouble catching thoes swans then?

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232. Jackrum writes:

morning.. are you mad ms kali.. its nearly 2300 been awake since 0400.. this aint great at all... sooo sleeepy, sod catching the swans.. i'll release the vampire smurfs.. that'll learn the swansnot to run away

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233. Kalis_wrath writes:

2300 is midnight right?
Those dirty swans! The vamps will do alright, but I think that wearwolfs would work better. ;)

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234. That_One_Guy writes:

2300 = 11 p.m.

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235. That_One_Guy writes:

Woo hoo, my avatar works.

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236. Kalis_wrath writes:

Oops! Should work on my millitary time a little.

Watchin Rammstien's "Volkerball" and its a great DVD! Thoes guys are more than great musicians, but master pyros!

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237. Red_Chord writes:

Plus masters of bondage, leather, straps, whips...nothing like a bunch of gay germans doing it...I mean music

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238. Kalis_wrath writes:

I am a big fan of Rammstien. I think the keyboardist is a brave/trusting soul for letting the lead singer light him up in a giant pot!

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239. LM77? perhaps... writes:

hey guys.. well this is LM77s sister here to tell you that he hasnt died. unfortunately.
no hes off to a military 'camp' and he'll be back in a couple weeks... :D

oh and kali he is a big fan of rammstein also..!
if you didnt know..
well ive done my job here..!

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240. Jackrum writes:

Rammstein.. excellent band to see live doing the berlin style pyro in a small venue in south london.. soooo much pretty fire...

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241. Kalis_wrath writes:

Glad to know LM is doing o.k. I miss him and cant wait for him to get back! Thanks for the update LM's sister. :)

Hope to get to see Rammstien live! My stud has seen em twice the lucky man!

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242. Jackrum writes:

Only seen them the once but they were goooooooood..

want to see them in Germany though.. that would be something better

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243. Kalis_wrath writes:

My stud saw both their indoor and outdoor gigs and said both rocked imensely! From what I have gathered from all of their concert footage believe him. Seeing bands live on home turf I imagine would have a bit of an extra edge to it.

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244. coco writes:

well look at this sh** motherf***ers...

oh wait wait...some of you do remember coco...amirite? eh am i f***ing right?

da hell raising, trailblazing beer drinking heineken spitting mercedez benz driving cuban flava.....

the SLAYER=S-HIT hata, coco motherf***ers hahahahahahahahahaha......but coco ain't here to stay at da moment....coco is simply walking down memory lane looking at da site dat i once dominated with da anti-slayer alliance....*sigh* grrrreat mothafukkin times baby....yeah....2006 baby da year coco owned this place

there are a couple of sumb****es of mine i remember, psythe, slayerdisciple, godlike, stabbingthedrama.....

and most of all deathbringer and remembermetal...hey hey hey coco is here to have fun passing by and saying holla to you all reminscing the motherf***in times....dat....hehehehe....might come back....

but i am proud of metalunderground....it was stale yet entertaining a$$ site in back in 06 during da coco and red devil and lord agony era.....

now you got all this fancy sh** here....look at this avatars, now all you need is some motherf***in chat rooms or some sh**....

but hey with all due respect don't think for one sec dat becuz coco has been away for far to long you think you own this MU....

MU is my birthplace, my territory motherf***er....my home...so enjoy my commodities, my humble abode, all my sh**....this is MY sh**....

courtesy of da biggest c*** around here....coco

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245. Jackrum writes:

Kali, just imagine being in that stadium when Rammstein recorded live aus berlin dvd cd... how good would that gig have been..

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246. Red_Chord writes:

Must have been quite entertaining indeed. I love the fact that they set everything on fire. there's not enough pyros in shows nowadays

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247. Kalis_wrath writes:

Much agreed Red! Metal and industrial metal acts need more fire!

Jackrum, must have been very awesome! Would have loved every minute of it!

Anyone seen Return of the living dead? That flick is a crack up!

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248. Red_Chord writes:

Nah haven't but intending to see it...I love Zombie movies, I love dumb as f*** Zombies, moaning and walking around with their arms straight and their ugly as f*** butt face all decomposed. Like I told you I am reading a book about Zombies and it's a blast. i wish they'd exist so I could blow their brains out. Especially if someone you really don't like turned into a zombie, you go like this when you see him : HELLO ! You just made my day and it's legal. And then you can had a phrase like this : Enjoy your bullet meal f***head...hahahahahaha
What did the zombie do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his butt."

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249. Kalis_wrath writes:

*LMAO* Funny joke Red!
You are reading World war Z, right? My love has a copy of it and says its good. May have to take a read at it.

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250. Jackrum writes:

best ever zombie film... Shaun of the dead..

that film is my zombie attack survival guide..

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251. Kalis_wrath writes:

Uhgggg! BRAAAINS!

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252. Red_Chord writes:

Yeah that movie is pretty funny. You know the guy who wrote World war Z (Max Brook) also wrote a satirical book called the Zombie survival guide. It's pretty hilarious, you should check it out.
Kalis read World war Z, it's pretty good...makes you wonder if something like that would happen...

What did the zombie's friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?
Good grief! Where did you dig her up from?

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253. godlike writes:

hey all... whats shakin today..?

kickin back...enjoying some rain as it cool things off a little... WOW its been brutally hot the last week orso...!!

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254. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hey Godlike! How are ya? I am actually pretty decent today. :)

Red, will do. My love said it was a good book. Will also ask him if he knows about/read the other. Dont really have a favorite zombie flick. Pretty much love them all!

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255. Jackrum writes:

prefer Vampires if im honest.. Love interview with the vampire, even midget criuse is good in that..

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256. SHREDDER13 writes:

Jack Lappino...Now that's spooky...
Jack Lappino...Yeah very spooky!...
(whistles)

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257. Red_Chord writes:

Well Night of the living dead is one of my favourite, 28 days later, 28 weeks later...etc etc.
Vampires are cool but they are too powerful. Nothing beats a good stupid dumbass Zombie that goes for you arms straight, moaning and then you blow his brains out. At least you have a chance whereas you got no chance against a Vampire...unless your last name is Van Helsing...

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258. Kalis_wrath writes:

Well then there is an easy defence tatic to fighting off a vampire Red. Just tell them your name is VanHelsing. Hehehe!

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259. Red_Chord writes:

Oh yeah miss smarty pants, what if he asks for my ID ?

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260. Kalis_wrath writes:

Much like the cops you just say you dont have i.d. *LOL*

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261. Red_Chord writes:

Again miss smarty pants, I don't think the Vampire will care much for that answer...Hum listen Drak, I really don't have an ID but I swear on my garlic plant's head that my last name is Van Helsing...I am a close relative to empress SiSi..(that should get rid of him)

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262. Kalis_wrath writes:

Drac is an old fart with dementia. He would believe you if you said you were a smurf! Now, if we were talkin about the vamps on Interview, you may want to think about getting the Van Helsing family crest tattoed on you somewhere.

Speaking of ink... who is inked on here? What do you have and any cool stories behind them? I have an upside down cross with the Roman numerals for 666 underneath. I also have the Slipknot tribal S on the back of my neck. They were my first extreme metal band I got into and dont forget my roots. My next will be the yellow ribbion on my right wrist in support of our (U.S) troops out on tour. In peace time we even have troops out in other countries. Then the Star of Baphomet on my left wrist.

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263. Red_Chord writes:

I have one on my left shoulder and get this my friend, it is a cross with an halo behind it. It is a metal cross that I had a picture of and the dude that did the tattoo worked with me on it to make it look cool. i also have a project for a second one that is a little bit more complicated, it involves a shield, 2 swords and four signs that will form the crest of the shield, also related to my beliefs...as you know I am Christian so it's all in good faith.

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264. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hahaha! If I were a christian I would agree. All of my tatts related to my religion go on my left side. I only have 5 places on my body that I can tat and have it look right; my legs (below my knee,) my arms, and sholdiers. Had my ex, who was a tatt artist draw on my tummy and it made my tummy look awful! My thighs are too thick as I could crush a watermellon easy with them, and I REFUSE to tatt my arse. Women with tatts on their arse have low class!

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265. Terminator writes:

i, believe it or not, dont have any tatts. though i have a few in mind, im not going to ink myself until my design is perfect so that i'll be proud of them for the rest of my life.

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266. Kalis_wrath writes:

You mean you are going to do the tat yourself Termie?

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267. Kalis_wrath writes:

Also my fellow brother's of steel. That show on (if memory serves right) NBC called "Fear its self" IS FVCKING GAY! Atleast in my opinion.

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268. Jackrum writes:

no tatts, would be bad for the job if i did. my mate is currently sketching a tat that involves a fully transformed starscream being eaten alive by Grimlock

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269. Red_Chord writes:

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

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270. godlike writes:

hey all.... Yes its morning and Im on early..!! No work on Fridays..!!

Tats are definatly very popular anymore.... perhaps I shall show the two I have..??

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271. Kalis_wrath writes:

By the pics you sent me of you Godlike, it looks like you have more than two.

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272. godlike writes:

One on each arm.. granted my right arm sleeve is made up of several separate tattoos, theyre all tied together into one large piece... ( an award winning piece I might add )
My left arm only has the one... but it stretches from the elbow up over the shoulder..!!

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273. Kalis_wrath writes:

Ah...! All makes sence now. How are you today?

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274. godlike writes:

Not too bad....although it seems that the company I started workin for, have began having some money troubles.... so it just might mean that I go back to collecting unemployment until something better comes along... I still have about 4 months worth of unemp to collect from ;)

On the personal side of things... it seems to be getting better everyday.... perhaps I'll get that email sent off to ya over this weekend...??

At this time.... Im getting things together and heading to the weekly jam session... rumour has it that there just might me a little Lebonese blond hash floating around...mmmmmmmmm that should make playing really interesting.. ;-)--~ ~

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275. Kalis_wrath writes:

I am happy to hear things are getting better Godlike. It seems Karma is kickin down some good stuff for you. Have fun at the jam session!

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276. Terminator writes:

nah, kali...i definately wont do the tatts myself im only designing them myself...if that makes sense?

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277. Kalis_wrath writes:

Ah! That does make sence! Was a tad drunk lastnight and thought you were going to physically do them. *LOL*

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278. Terminator writes:

lol that'd be f***ing stupid!

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279. Kalis_wrath writes:

It can be done if you know what you are doing Termie. By that I mean you have taken the proper classes and such.

Advice for thoes who have no ink, but intend on doing so; As tempting as it may be DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL BEFORE YOU GET INKED! You will ruin your tat and it will cost more to get it fixed. Alcohol effects your blood and skin and the ink wont take, so it will run while its wet. Wait atleast a day or even better until its healed before you drink. You will thank your self in the long run.

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280. Red_Chord writes:

Yes Kalis you are right, experts suggests to shoot yourself in the a$$ to make sure the pain is somewhere else...it does work, I tried it...still can't sit but the pain of my tatt was nearly absent..

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281. Jackrum writes:

Red what kind of shot did you take to the a$$????

that could be "taken" many ways

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282. DeathInEye writes:

No tats here. I'd love one but I basically look like Red's Achmed with skin cause I have no muscle mass. So one, it'd hurt 10x more, and two, the average tat wouldn't look nice. I did have a friend trace out my bone structure on my arms with a Sharpie once. That looked sweet.

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283. ZT writes:

"Speaking of ink... who is inked on here? What do you have and any cool stories behind them? I have an upside down cross with the Roman numerals for 666 underneath. I also have the Slipknot tribal S on the back of my neck."

I'm not, YET. I was thinking about gettint the Sepultura "S" on my right arm, but i want it to look ORIGINAL, not just black..

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284. ZT writes:

*getting

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285. godlike writes:

hey my new avatar showed up...!! Those are my two tats...!!

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286. Kalis_wrath writes:

Death, you could do chest and back pieces. Those look good on skinny people. You could then do small pieces on your legs and arms like symbols and centamental initials.

Red, you did WHAT?! *LOL*

Godlike, your tatts are a bit hard to see in full in that pic, but they look good!

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287. Kalis_wrath writes:

ZT, any other possible tatts? Getting inked is addictive. You get one and you end up wanting more.

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288. warlockzero writes:

I saw people talking about tattoos and I had to get involved. I have four tats, 2 on each arm. I have the yankees ny logo cause i'm a yankees fan and from new york. I have a crow tattoo from the first movie. Both of those are on my right arm. My left arm I guess is what I would call my comic book arm. I have the venom spider and a skull on fire which I got from a ghost rider marvel knights cover(One of the coolest skull images ever) I'm planing to get a tattoo on my stomach of 2 guitars with the necks crossing into an X. One acoustic guitar with the word love in it and a electric guitar with the word anger in it. Thats what music means to me and thats gonna be my tat for it. It's the 2 emotions I feel the most when I am into music whether it's playing it or listening to it. In the future I want to get a phoenix on my back. JUst thought I would share.

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289. Kalis_wrath writes:

Sounds neat Warlock! I have to say that the skull design on Brian Lumley's "Necroscope" is my favorite. That is not only the way a vamp novel should be writen, but that skull rocks! Brian Lumley makes Anne Rice look like a childrens book author and want to get that skull and "Necroscope" on top of it on my right ankle maybe. May just do the skull.

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290. psythe writes:

^^Anne Rice isn't particularly gory, but she is actually a brilliant author. There's more to vampirism than blood, in my opinion.

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291. Jackrum writes:

If i got a tatt, i'd probably either have a geiger piece or get my mate to draw up some sick graphic art stuff and have that.. its rather good having a mate whos doing freelance for 2000AD

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292. Red_Chord writes:

I should get a bar code and link it to my bank account so I could get scanned to pay for stuff

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293. godlike writes:

g'day to all fellow metalheads....

OK, so my tats are hard to see in that pic.... The right sleeve is made up entirely of Native American art including small symbols interwoven with a Medicine man, bear head, white buffalo head,mountain lion,a wolf, painted horse, an Indian brave as well as a young Indian woman, an eagle, a rattlesnake, a dream catcher, an owl and last but not least a peace pipe..!! many many MANY hours of work...!!!

The left arm piece is a green/red Dragon with purple/black wings set amongst a series of planets and moons...

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294. Kalis_wrath writes:

Sweet stuff Godlike! I am assuming you are of Naive American decent? What tribe? Dragons are always nifty, so long as you are not a virgin of course. ;)

Barcode for Red hu? Interesting...

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295. godlike writes:

Kalis_ ... indeed there is Native American blood in my family... all from my Fathers side of the family...his mother/my Grandmother was full blooded Iroquois indian from the Ohio/Pennsylvania area..!! Moms side of the family is 100% Norwegian..!! what a combination...!!

Yes Dragons are quite cool... mine is more of the fantasy/mythical type of dragon rather than the Asian dragons..!!

Its been a few years since Ive had any inking done.... really getting the itch with all this talk of tats...!! I just might have to get something done one of these days..?? been thinkin of something on the back of my shaved head...??

Judas Priest - Desert Plains

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296. Kalis_wrath writes:

I would say a dart board desigin for the back of your head, but uh... some idiot will take it seriously. *LOL*
Norwegian and Native American is an interesting blend! I bet you get the same response I do when I have revield I am Swedish and Spanish Basque; *person gulps nervously* "heh... what a plesent mixture" *person proceeds to be extra friendly*

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297. godlike writes:

Actually Kalis - I was kinda thinkin of a serial number and a "Made In USA" kinda like what is used on the back of the headstock of Gibson guitars...!!

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298. Kalis_wrath writes:

Thats a clever idea Godlike. If I were you I would incorporate your date of birth in the serial number.

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299. Kalis_wrath writes:

Maybe even the year your birth state was established too?

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300. godlike writes:

ah ha....they say great minds think alike.... well that was already the idea...
Gibson serial numbers use 8 digits... 1st and 5th are the year..digits 2-4 are the day of the year and digits 6-8 represents the number of guitar stamped on that day.... well, to make it easier I would use the last 3 digits as the 5th child born... so the tattoo would look somthing like this..

60219005
Made In
U.S.A.

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301. godlike writes:

ok, so that didnt really line up correctly.... the made in usa part would be directly centered under the serial number..... but ya get the idea anyway...!! So thats my next tattoo...!!

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302. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hahaha! Thats what they say about us great minds! 21st of January 1969 would be your birthday then. If I decoded that correctly that is.

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303. Red_Chord writes:

Well you know, birthday is cool, but the made in USA is not in your best interest because nobody will buy you because you have cheap labour in Mexico, so they will assume that you are expensive and look somewhere else for a Godlike...I mean you want people to buy you right ????

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304. Kalis_wrath writes:

*LMAO* Red you are silly! How are you and the family today? My niece getting along well and growing as normal?

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305. Kalis_wrath writes:

I am excited! Going to see Hellboy 2 tonight with my love and his friends Mig, Eli and their son Malik! Going to be fun!

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306. godlike writes:

hahaha, once again the mighty Red_Chord brings some humor into the conversation...!!
So hows the little one...eh..? got her listenin to metal yet..?

At one point.. I was thinkin of using the name "Godlike" for my own customized guitars..(which was
actually suggested by Kalis_ herself.!!) Ive completed a few projects...but I just cant bring myself to sell em.... kinda like my babies after I spent so much time with em.. Its also kinda cool having a half a dozen guitars on hangers around my toyroom ;)

Yes Kalis_ 1/21/69 is the ol Bday..!! that means the BIG 40 is right around the corner.. And thats freakin me out... my oldest brother died of a heart attack at 40 :(

On a happier note... the garden looks amazing..!! Tomatoes and Peppers everywhere... and the chamomile should be starting to flower in the next couple weeks ;)--~ ~

Glenn Tipton - Paint it Black

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307. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hey, what do ya know Kali the drunk can decode with little instruction! *LOL*
I forget exactly the name I came up with. Wasnt it something like "Godlike customs" or "Godlike creations" something like that? Would have to search the e-mail trail for that.

No dieing on your 40th bday damn it! I will have Satan himself hold you in contempt of Kali's court and dis-obeying her orders for you to die a VERY old man! :P
Glad the garden is well. Been cravin chammomile alot lately. ;)

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308. godlike writes:

Just so happens, I have an apt. next week for a check up on the ol ticker..!! Now if I could just stop smoking cigs... damnit..!! I tried again a month ago..and made it about a day or two...!!

Im hearin the roll of thunder as a storm gets closer... time to go outside to watch the show..!!

hope you have fun at the show..!!

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309. Red_Chord writes:

Kalis and Godlike, the family is good, the little one is getting bigger and she's a very curious little girl...just like her dad.
No I didn't make her listen to metal and I don't think I will cause I am not sure I want her to turn into a metal chick...that would be kinda weird and my girlfriend would be p***ed at me...LOL
And Kalis, Satan sucks...hahahahahahahahahaha, sorry had to do it, no hard feelings...hahahahaha

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310. Kalis_wrath writes:

If I ever have a kid I hope she/he loves metal just as much as me. If she/he ends up liking a different kind of music, I will love it just the same. Red, why would your lady be mad at you for having her listen to the very same music that the man she made love to listens to?

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311. ZT writes:

"ZT, any other possible tatts?"

Actually yes, I REALLY want to get the metallic skull that's on the Left Hand Path cover, it's at the bottom right, under the bridge.

If anyone know what i'm talking about.... lol

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312. ZT writes:

*knows

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313. Kalis_wrath writes:

So the cops in Wa drive dark blue cars. They are not easily visable at night. I went to the store to grab a pack of smokes after my love and I got back from Hellboy and as per usual at night I walk very quick and strong. Many say I look like I am running. So walking into the parking lot of my apt complex a car pulls in and I being keen to my surroundings even while drunk begin to manuver in a manner that I am safely away from the car with of course blade in hand in my pocket ready to rock at any point. The car door opens up and the man in it says "hello mam, I am with the Washigton sate patrol. Do you live around here?" I tell him I do and point to the building I live in and hep asks if I am o.k and would like an escort to my door, and I let him know that I am fine and need no assistance and he lets me go. WHEW! Thought I was about to have to kick some arse!

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314. Red_Chord writes:

Kalis I was joking about my girlfriend, but about the cop, er...wtf did he want ?

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315. godlike writes:

Im with Red_Chord.... wtf did the cop want...? just hassling ya.... or was their a suspicious perp in the neighborhood that he was gonna protect you from.... or protect the perp from you..?

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316. Kalis_wrath writes:

From my perspective, maybe he thought there was a perp by the way I was walking? He was not mean or anything, so I dont really think he was hasseling me.
Red, good to know you were joking. Got worried there. *LOL*

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317. Red_Chord writes:

You should've beat the cop down, it's legal anyways, there must be something in those amendments of yours, I mean everybody can get a gun for free with any froot loops purchase, so there must be something about beating the sh** out of cops that are talking to you at night for no reasons...

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318. godlike writes:

hey all..... whats new..??

Well, Red_Chord and Kalis_ , Ive decided that I'm gonna sit down tomorrow am and write some emails.... hopefully they wont end up being novels... seems there is alot to tell...and not really anyone to talk to...

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319. Jackrum writes:

if i sent an email out tonight it would be an essay on how to gain information from family members, methods that include torture..

im in a catch 22 situation regarding job and family.

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320. godlike writes:

well thats always a bummer..!!!

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321. Jackrum writes:

pure C22.. cant do one without first gaining the other..

and yet the organisation i work for frowns on torture and information gathering by way of malicious means

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322. Kalis_wrath writes:

Red, in truth the only thing that angered me about what hap is that I had no idea it was a cop. He was being nice and such so it would do no good to go and beat him up. *LOL*

Godlike, it sounds like alot hap. Like Red and I said friends are there to listen, even if its alot to tell. :)

Jackrum, no tourture fun for you? DAMN!

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323. Red_Chord writes:

Yeah REAL friends are there to listen, not those fake friends that run away when the sh** hits the fan

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324. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hails to that Red! Have had a few of thoes "friends" and they suck! I would rather die knowing that I was a good, honest and loyal friend than a pvssy that freaked out when things got a little hard! Had to drop friends, but had to do so as they turned out not to be decent people, but that is different from just because they needed my help.

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325. Jackrum writes:

Nope, no torture fun for me.

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326. Red_Chord writes:

Paul Mccartney was playing in town last night. This guy is unbelievable, all the songs he wrote or co-wrote...it was an honour to have him in Quebec City play all these great timeless songs...what a blast.
Now playing : DEP Unretrofied

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327. Kalis_wrath writes:

Glad you had fun Red. Your lady and the lil one go with you?

Jackrum, that sucks! Takes all the fun out of your line of work! *LOL* :P

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328. Cr4wf0rdTxJ1ng0J4ng0 writes:

Frip.

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329. Kalis_wrath writes:

And frack CTJJ?

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330. godlike writes:

OK, so I didnt get any emails sent out today.... I was busy takin some tests and seeing my Doc.
oh yeah., I got a new cell phone an Ive spent the last couple hours f^ckin around with it.... frustratin the hell outa me..!!

Mudvayne - Dig

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331. Kalis_wrath writes:

I know men dont normally dothe whole reading of instruction manuals deal, but Godlike take a read at your instruction manual for your phone. I had to for my new phone and glad I did because it told me how to do all kinds of fun stuff. What kind did you get? Regarding the e-mail, no worries. I am not going anywhere. :)

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332. Kalis_wrath writes:

Someone remind me to tell LM about a band Hanzle und Gretel when he gets back please? Thoes who havent heard them and like agressive metal industrial (like Rammstien) check em out! I garentee no dissapointment!

Now playing; Hanzel und Gretel "Uber Alles"

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333. ZT writes:

"Thoes who havent heard them and like agressive metal industrial (like Rammstien) check em out! I garentee no dissapointment!"

Cool, i should check them out! :)

Now Playing: Buddy Holly-Oh Boy

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334. Kalis_wrath writes:

Its even only two people making the awesome music. One is true German and the other an American woman that writes all of the lyrics. They are awesome!

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335. Jackrum writes:

Try Combichrist
Das Ich
Early Wumpscut
Suicide Commando
Unter Null

All heavy EBM

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336. godlike writes:

mornin fellow metalheads..!!

Kalis_ - unlike most men.... I have read the instruction manual...hahahaha..
I got the MOTOKRZR...and I think Ive got it figured out now.... free nights and weekends.... maybe a phone call in the future..???

Black Sabbath - Trashed

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337. Kalis_wrath writes:

Not a fan of any of the Razor phones. The buttons are aggrivating and their menus and such very confuseing. The phone I have is like the Razors, but has better buttons ane easier to use. Glad though you got it figured out. :)

Jackrum, heard Wumpscut and Das Ich. Good stuff there!

# Jul 22, 2008 @ 3:16 PM ET | IP Logged

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338. Fuck_A_Name writes:

Howdy y'all! How's it goin in Metalunderground land today?

Holy sh** I say this tentatively, but I think Batman Dark Knight was the best movie I have ever seen. Spiderman 3 could have learned a lot about fitting three villians in one movie and pulling it off briliantly if they had watched this movie first.

All I have to say is that the "pencil-dissapearing trick" was the most Metal thing in the history of the universe. Fvckin watch this goddamned movie if you enjoy quality awesomeness and psychopaths.

Now Playing: Dissonant- "Charles Bronson" (and trying to get Batman on bootleg so i Can watch it again)

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339. Kalis_wrath writes:

I am very glad for Heath Ledgers sake that he got to die after Batman and not after Broke back mountian. That would have SUCKED!

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340. Jackrum writes:

will be IMAXin this movie.

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341. Kalis_wrath writes:

Wonder if there is an Imax showing somewhere close to me for Batman? Going to have to check into that.

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342. Red_Chord writes:

Man ,that must be cool on that huge screen.

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343. Kalis_wrath writes:

I love to watch thoes space and ocean films on Imax! Totally makes the learning experiance that much more interesting!

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344. Red_Chord writes:

Nascar was pretty intense

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345. Kalis_wrath writes:

I am sure! Must have made ya kinda dizzy!

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346. Red_Chord writes:

Made me want to ride a bicycle, I mean holy crap that's insane...

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347. Kalis_wrath writes:

Um... *whispers in your ear* Sweetie Nascar is cars. Not motorcycles.

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348. Red_Chord writes:

What I meant is that it's so freaking insane that I would rather take a nice bicycle ride than driving those things...I'll draw you a picture...hehehehehehehehe. your niece says hi by the way (well I guess that noise meant hello, although it's funny it smells at the same time )

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349. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hehehe! HI SWEETIE! *kisses her lil cheeks*
Gottch now Red! Nothing beats a good shot of adreniline! My family is know to hop in cars and on motorcycles to get a dose of it. My father is an experianced trials rider and along with my grandfather Bob (we call him Goppa Bob,) an experianced sky diver. My Mum is a licenced race car driver. I want to sky dive, trials ride and race too.

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350. Kalis_wrath writes:

known*

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351. Jackrum writes:

Nascar, only fun coz of the crashes

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352. Kalis_wrath writes:

Nascar is probaly way more fun for the drivers and their crews than for the fans.

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353. Kalis_wrath writes:

Horray for day two of my stomoch feeling sour! NOT!

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354. Fuck_A_Name writes:

"This Shirt is Black. Not!!"

Now Playing: The Agonist- "Buisiness Suits and Combat Boots"

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355. Jackrum writes:

horay for the holiday, finally a break from work..

and yes people. it involves my attendance of a certain lil festival in germany

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356. Red_Chord writes:

The sausages festival ? You lucky bastard.

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357. Kalis_wrath writes:

No Red, its the Ocktober(sp?) fest! :p

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358. Red_Chord writes:

But what about the sausage festival ? I heard they had big German sausages over there, omg I am laughing so hard right now....hahahahahahahaha

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359. Kalis_wrath writes:

Um... my German/Scotishmen has a big sausage. ;)

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360. Red_Chord writes:

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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361. Kalis_wrath writes:

I go UMMMMMMMMMMMM! When I see it! :D

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362. Kalis_wrath writes:

Erm... I meant YUMMMMMM...

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363. Kalis_wrath writes:

So, where are we going to drive Deathbringer more crazy and move the "chat thread" when this closes?

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364. Jackrum writes:

we'll find somewhere..

and Red, the sausage festival may be the highlight of the calender for you but my amigo tis the Wacken fest i am reffering to.

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365. Red_Chord writes:

I know but i am so jealous i am in extreme denial

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366. Jackrum writes:

mwahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaaha.. i'll be takin pics and possibly sticking them on myspace or facebook.. if i do i may stick a link of some kind for people to see the joy of wacken through a drunken londoners eyes.

# Jul 24, 2008 @ 8:27 AM ET | IP Logged

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367. godlike writes:

mornin metalheads....

Red_Chord and Kalis_ - Ok, still no emails written...I was outta town for a day or two.....and oddly enough there was an update to the whole situation over the course of the last few days, which has left me in alot better frame of mind...!!

Jackrum - a bit of jealousy here too, the Wacken experience would be pretty cool..!!

UFO - Lights out in London

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368. Red_Chord writes:

we should pretend that jackrum doesn't exists so the pain of NOT being at wacken and NOT seeing carcass will go away...ah but he's a friend so i can't do that....damn you jackrum.....noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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369. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hahaha! Red, thanks for the am laugh! Maybe we should try to plan a MU Wacken trip? Would be awesome to party with my good friends in Germany!

Hey Jackrum and Godlike! How are you guys?

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370. Jackrum writes:

only carcass?? you forget gorgoroth, at the gates iron maiden obituary ect....

;) gotta wind you lot up aint i ;)

Kali i am good although i am soooooooo bored its not fun.

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371. Kalis_wrath writes:

Your packing done already Jackrum?

Carcass is comming to Seattle to come party with me! WOOHOO!

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372. godlike writes:

everythings just peachy for me Kalis_ - enjoying just a few more days of "me" time ;-)--~ ~

Starting next week, the official cleansing of my body begins.. D.O.T. physical/drug testing is a little more thorough than the average "pre-employment" drug tests... So Im gonna have to take at least a couple weeks to get my p^ss straight.. along with a flush kit the day before of course..!!

As for anything else...?? Its a wonderful sunny day and only 75 degrees... I think Im gonna do some cleaning and waxing on the ol ladies vintage musclecar.... maybe take it out for a cruise this weekend..?? It averages about 11 miles to the gallon so its gonna be a short cruise..!!!

Black Sabbath - Hot Line ...from the "Born Again" album with Ian Gillian singing.. This has to be one the heaviest Black Sabbath albums ever..!!!

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373. Kalis_wrath writes:

Sounds fun! Good luck om keeping clean! Sounds like they really dont want their drivers on anything. Its understandable. Even if it means the party has to stop.

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374. godlike writes:

Yeah, its quite a tough decision to make.. Ive been smoking herb off and on for 25 yrs..!
I spent part of the 90s driving over the road.... I didnt smoke for a few years back then because of random testing.... and Im well aware that its foolish to try and smoke and drive, but its pure stupidity to try an drive something as big as damn semi, while being stoned....!! Trucking companies do ALOT more random p^ss tests than most other occupations... for safety reasons of course...!!!
So anyway... its been 10 years since Ive given up herb for longer than a week or two :(
and sadly, it seems that I may not even be able to enjoy my own homegrown chamomile when its time to harvest... and that really SUCKS..!!!

But the paychecks are gonna be excellent...!!! thinking of more toys already..!!

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375. Kalis_wrath writes:

Well you can sell chammomile and get some other toys. Also, like I said maybe you being away from home will make you want to smoke less.

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376. godlike writes:

Kalis- I dont like the thought of selling.... never been much for the risk... I buy for me and thats it...and its been from the same guys for 10-15 yrs....
So instead of selling... perhaps it will be frozen or buried... for a future special occasion..??
There are only 3 plants and Ive been topping them at just over 2 feet tall... so theyre short and stout like a shrub... .which means way less buds but WAY more potent buds..... instead of feeding THC to a 15 feet tall plant with a gazillion little buds.... Ive trimmed and pruned these to only have maybe 5-6 buds per plant.. and theyre gonna be a thing of beauty...!!!

On topic for a moment.... I like the Avatars... !!

Kings X - Over my head

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377. Jackrum writes:

Kali.. packing?? hell all im taking is the clothes im wearing.. means more room in the bag for cds t shirts and vinyls..

last year i bought Amon Amarths discography, a Bolt thrower 12" and 2 Iron Maidens LP's..
and something like 8 shirts.

Dark Knight is an excellent film..

and the avatars are fairly spiffy

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378. Kalis_wrath writes:

Godlike, that is probably the smart move. When I had more thought to it realized if you got cought selling would loose your job, and most likely end up paying more getting put in jail AND not ever be able to drive again.

Jackrum, sounds also like a good plan. I hope you have a blast and live to tell the tale! :)

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379. SHREDDER13 writes:

wow!...I can't believe i don't have an avatar yet...wait a minute....i'm not even a member...

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380. Red_Chord writes:

LOL

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381. Jackrum writes:

i plan on surviving... so i can go again next year Kali

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382. Kalis_wrath writes:

Morning guys! How is everyone? Carcass thread I am preposeing for the new "chat thread."

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383. godlike writes:

mornin... Carcass thread..? but theres a new A7X thread..!!

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384. Kalis_wrath writes:

Yeah, but the A7X Threads are gettin kinda old and think a better band thread would be more fun to chat in.

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385. godlike writes:

ok, but Ive never even heard Carcass.... how can I stay on topic in my posts..?

Badlands - Soul Stealer

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386. Kalis_wrath writes:

*gasps* Godlike, do an on-line search for them and take a listen! They will blow you away and leave you with a tingeling sensation all over! Carcass rule the death metal kingdom!

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387. Terminator writes:

buy heartwork!

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388. Kalis_wrath writes:

Necrotism and Swansong too!

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389. Fuck_A_Name writes:

Haha I don't see godlike as someone who would like Carcass altogether too much, but what the hell give em a listen; I like em, but then again I like Slipknot too, so what does that say about my tastes :p

I would reccomend at least a thread on a band that a lot of people hate, and a lot of people love, like Metallica or Slipknot or something like that, that way we get a constant influx of people to argue with, makes the conversations more fun! Then again, I don't think we have any control over which one becomes the chat thread, it just ends up being whichever one we end up with a good chat in!

Now Playing: Iron Maiden- "Fear of The Dark"

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390. Jackrum writes:

just buy the carcass back cataloge..

how about, and heres where things get insanely complex.... how about, seriously hear me out...

how about actually just making a thread for chat only?
might be simpler than setting up a java script chat room or something similar. or at least setting up a private message system for registered users.

would save us polluting threads with inane insanity..

not that myself red of kali are guilty of that or anything

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